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gatorsPENSbucs
10/24/19 9:50:01 AM
#51:


I still fall asleep every night thinking about that pain I endured from when I was a day old. Can still feel it like it was yesterday. Damn those parents.
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Kaliesto
10/24/19 9:52:14 AM
#52:


I'm pretty sure this a troll topic.

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Kaliesto
10/24/19 9:53:35 AM
#53:


BudDupree48 posted...
Get a load of this traffic cone wielding mother fucker!!!


EeaGceZ

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Timohtep
10/24/19 10:03:13 AM
#54:


In all seriousness, my dong does this thing where it hides 90% in my body when flaccid, but comes all the way out when erect. So even though I'm circumcised, my dong is almost fully hidden by its skin when not erect, exactly like someone uncircumcised.

If I was uncircumcised I can guarantee you that I would have like a full inch of useless floppy skin on the end of my dong. Circumcision was the right choice for Timbo.

Won't circumcise my son tho if I have one
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 10:24:14 AM
#55:


gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I still fall asleep every night thinking about that pain I endured from when I was a day old. Can still feel it like it was yesterday. Damn those parents.


I am so sorry you had to endure this. Your parents should be in prison.

Timohtep posted...
Won't circumcise my son tho if I have one


Good man!

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coh
10/24/19 10:25:07 AM
#56:


My son is definitely getting circumcised

no anteater dicks in MY house!
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WerewolfPaws
10/24/19 10:26:52 AM
#57:


Imagine being a woman with a firm opinion on circumcision lol
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Hicks233
10/24/19 10:28:22 AM
#58:


Lonestar2000 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.

That is so disgusting.

Now, now. That's culturally intolerant of you.
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coh
10/24/19 10:29:11 AM
#59:


WerewolfPaws posted...
Imagine being a woman with a firm opinion on circumcision lol
Most women prefer cut anyway
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 10:30:05 AM
#60:


coh posted...
My son is definitely getting circumcised

no anteater dicks in MY house!


What is this racist conservative bullshit?!

WerewolfPaws posted...
Imagine being a woman with a firm opinion on circumcision lol


Am I a woman?

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SquantoZ
10/24/19 10:31:09 AM
#61:


coh posted...
Most women prefer cut anyway


Oh yes definitely, for sure. Even though over 70% of the world's men are "NOT" circumsized.

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WerewolfPaws
10/24/19 10:33:04 AM
#63:


SquantoZ posted...
coh posted...
My son is definitely getting circumcised

no anteater dicks in MY house!


What is this racist conservative bullshit?!

WerewolfPaws posted...
Imagine being a woman with a firm opinion on circumcision lol


Am I a woman?


I dont know. Are you?
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 10:36:31 AM
#64:


WerewolfPaws posted...
I dont know. Are you?


Yes?

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Shablagoo
10/24/19 10:37:17 AM
#65:


That would suck. Its a barbaric and disgusting practice.
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andel
10/24/19 10:37:29 AM
#66:


itt anteater insecurity
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Hornezz
10/24/19 10:37:57 AM
#67:


If you grew up in a country where every baby has their ears cut off, you'd think those flappy things on the side of people's heads look weird too.

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SquantoZ
10/24/19 10:41:41 AM
#68:


andel posted...
itt anteater insecurity


This

Hornezz posted...
If you grew up in a country where every baby has their ears cut off, you'd think those flappy things on the side of people's heads look weird too.


Good thing we have the internet. Good thing many of us are smart enough to know that what one's own country does is not necessarily the right thing.

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apocalyptic_4
10/24/19 10:46:05 AM
#69:


Smegma only forms after days of unwashing.

Uncut vs cut threads must be full on trolling if you guys really care and believe the stuff yall are posting to reassure yourselves
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Solid Sonic
10/24/19 10:51:43 AM
#70:


apocalyptic_4 posted...
Smegma

That is one of the most disgusting words in the English language. The very sound of it is grotesque.
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Shablagoo
10/24/19 10:54:16 AM
#71:


smegma
moist

what are some others?
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Mega_Greninja
10/24/19 10:54:18 AM
#72:


SquantoZ posted...
such an important part of yourself

ok lol
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coh
10/24/19 10:59:02 AM
#73:


Solid Sonic posted...
That is one of the most disgusting words in the English language. The very sound of it is grotesque.
I thought it was a Pokmon
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Kaliesto
10/24/19 11:01:19 AM
#74:


What are the benefits of circumcision?
There is some evidence that circumcision has health benefits, including:
A decreased risk of urinary tract infections.
A reduced risk of some sexually transmitted diseases in men.
Protection against penile cancer and a reduced risk of cervical cancer in female sex partners.
Prevention of balanitis (inflammation of the glans) and balanoposthitis (inflammation of the glans and foreskin).
Prevention of phimosis (the inability to retract the foreskin) and paraphimosis (the inability to return the foreskin to its original location).
Circumcision also makes it easier to keep the end of the penis clean.
Note: Some studies show that good hygiene can help prevent certain problems with the penis, including infections and swelling, even if the penis is not circumcised. In addition, using a condom during sex will help prevent STDs and other infections.

What are the risks of circumcision?
Like any surgical procedure, there are risks associated with circumcision. However, this risk is low. Problems associated with circumcision include:
Pain
Risk of bleeding and infection at the site of the circumcision
Irritation of the glans
Increased risk of meatitis (inflammation of the opening of the penis)
Risk of injury to the penis

Despite it's religious origins, it is one of those the broken clock is right twice a day situations and really should be looked at as such though a very rare one in medical science vs. old religious practices.


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YokoGeri
10/24/19 11:18:42 AM
#75:


SquantoZ posted...
coh posted...
Most women prefer cut anyway


Oh yes definitely, for sure. Even though over 70% of the world's men are "NOT" circumsized.


yeah what is the % of men worldwide that shower daily, have all teeth and change underwear daily?
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Iodine
10/24/19 11:19:37 AM
#76:


People really do have strong opinions on Circumcision.
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God_Of_Entirety
10/24/19 11:29:28 AM
#77:


imagine having a legwarmer on your dick

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D_Fen_Door
10/24/19 11:36:19 AM
#78:


Proud to be circumcised, proud to have had it done for both me sons.

Come at me bitches.

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Oldin
10/24/19 11:37:55 AM
#79:


R1masher posted...
Im glad I got cut, looks aerodynamic
Dat extra layer of protection
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CookieV3
10/24/19 12:00:19 PM
#80:


I thought I was uncircumcised my whole life until last month. That knowledge rocked my world for a while.
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 12:57:35 PM
#81:


D_Fen_Door posted...
Proud to be circumcised, proud to have had it done for both me sons.

Come at me bitches.


There's a special place in hell for parents like you.

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God_Of_Entirety
10/24/19 12:58:57 PM
#82:


SquantoZ posted...
There's a special place in hell for parents like you.
hed still be above parents that beat their kids.

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Shablagoo
10/24/19 1:00:29 PM
#83:


God_Of_Entirety posted...
SquantoZ posted...
There's a special place in hell for parents like you.
hed still be above parents that beat their kids.

Id rather be beat than have parts of my dick cut off tbh
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God_Of_Entirety
10/24/19 1:02:53 PM
#84:


Shablagoo posted...
God_Of_Entirety posted...
SquantoZ posted...
There's a special place in hell for parents like you.
hed still be above parents that beat their kids.

Id rather be beat than have parts of my dick cut off tbh

Have fun with that
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 1:05:53 PM
#85:


Shablagoo posted...
Id rather be beat than have parts of my dick cut off tbh


There's a special place in heaven for people like you :)

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Lost_All_Senses
10/24/19 1:06:19 PM
#86:


SquantoZ posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.


wtf...

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That's a real thing in one the religions. Might actually be a Jewish thing.
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Prestoff
10/24/19 1:07:24 PM
#87:


Lost_All_Senses posted...
SquantoZ posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.


wtf...

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That's a real thing in one the religions. Might actually be a Jewish thing.


I dont think thats a normal procesure though for circumcision...right?
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D_Fen_Door
10/24/19 1:08:00 PM
#88:


SquantoZ posted...
There's a special place in hell for parents like you.


Can you describe it? I grow curious.

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SquantoZ
10/24/19 1:09:34 PM
#89:


D_Fen_Door posted...
Can you describe it? I grow curious.


You experience circumcision over and over again for eternity.

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Lost_All_Senses
10/24/19 1:10:38 PM
#90:


Prestoff posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
SquantoZ posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.


wtf...

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That's a real thing in one the religions. Might actually be a Jewish thing.


I dont think thats a normal procesure though for circumcision...right?


"Under Jewish law, a mohel must draw blood from the circumcision wound. Most mohels do it by hand with a suction device, but some Orthodox groups use their mouth to draw blood after cutting the foreskin."

Edit: I searched this in incognito >_>
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Prestoff
10/24/19 1:11:03 PM
#91:


YokoGeri posted...
SquantoZ posted...
coh posted...
Most women prefer cut anyway


Oh yes definitely, for sure. Even though over 70% of the world's men are "NOT" circumsized.


yeah what is the % of men worldwide that shower daily, have all teeth and change underwear daily?


If you live in a first world country with easy access to water, benefits of circumcision gets shot down to zero. Only third world countries would benefit from it like Nigeria.

Lost_All_Senses posted...
"Under Jewish law, a mohel must draw blood from the circumcision wound. Most mohels do it by hand with a suction device, but some Orthodox groups use their mouth to draw blood after cutting the foreskin."

Edit: I searched this in incognito >_>


Thanks, now I regret even asking for clarfication lol
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Kaliesto
10/24/19 2:23:03 PM
#92:


Plot Twist, I'm glad I was circumcised so I didn't have to deal with multiple diseases and bodily malfunctions.

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SquantoZ
10/24/19 2:29:57 PM
#93:


Kaliesto posted...
Plot Twist, I'm glad I was circumcised so I didn't have to deal with multiple diseases and bodily malfunctions.


lolwut...I don't have to deal with anything of the sort.

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Kaliesto
10/24/19 2:31:16 PM
#95:


SquantoZ posted...
lolwut...I don't have to deal with anything of the sort.


Good for you, works out both ways.

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Questionmarktarius
10/24/19 2:32:45 PM
#96:


Imagine actually being circumcised... twice.
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SquantoZ
10/24/19 2:43:19 PM
#97:


Questionmarktarius posted...
Imagine actually being circumcised... twice.


ehhhhhhh?!

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FF_Redux
10/24/19 3:30:41 PM
#98:


Kaliesto posted...
What are the benefits of circumcision?
There is some evidence that circumcision has health benefits, including:
A decreased risk of urinary tract infections.
A reduced risk of some sexually transmitted diseases in men.
Protection against penile cancer and a reduced risk of cervical cancer in female sex partners.
Prevention of balanitis (inflammation of the glans) and balanoposthitis (inflammation of the glans and foreskin).
Prevention of phimosis (the inability to retract the foreskin) and paraphimosis (the inability to return the foreskin to its original location).
Circumcision also makes it easier to keep the end of the penis clean.
Note: Some studies show that good hygiene can help prevent certain problems with the penis, including infections and swelling, even if the penis is not circumcised. In addition, using a condom during sex will help prevent STDs and other infections.


- Men rarely get those infections anyway, so useless to cut off a useful part of the body for the rist of a mild condition, also wash.
- Condoms, wash, don't be a slut.
- If that's because of hpv whatever, see above.
- An actual medical reason to get the procedure done if it happens, it's not super common anyway, besides most of the time it's treated with some cortisone cream, dumb to cut of an important body part just cuz it might give this condition.
- See above
- Jesus fucking christ HOW HARD is it to clean your dick?

No good reasons for mutilation without consent.


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SquantoZ
10/24/19 3:32:38 PM
#99:


I think it's fair to say that circumcized dudes don't know how to clean their dicks.

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God_Of_Entirety
10/24/19 3:45:00 PM
#100:


SquantoZ posted...
I think it's fair to say that circumcized dudes don't know how to clean their dicks.
we dont need to dirt isnt getting trapped on our penises.

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