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SquantoZ 10/23/19 2:34:11 PM #1: |
Imagine your parents agreeing to have you mutilated as a newborn child. Imagine losing such an important part of yourself at an early age.
That's just terrifying and I'm glad my parents actually love me. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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guydude21 10/23/19 2:34:52 PM #2: |
this post was made by the penis foundation
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Blue_Inigo 10/23/19 2:34:53 PM #3: |
Imagine being a smegma boy
--- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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viewmaster_pi 10/23/19 2:35:09 PM #4: |
SquantoZ posted...
Imagine losing such an important part of yourselflol --- - Sent from my DynaTAC 8000X ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 10/23/19 2:35:37 PM #5: |
Im glad I got cut, looks aerodynamic
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K181 10/23/19 2:35:48 PM #6: |
Imagine constantly being obsessed with other dudes' dicks in a non-sexual way.
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GoodOlJr 10/23/19 2:35:58 PM #7: |
Imagine being hypnotized into taking hormone blockers as a child
Oh wait, ... thats cool with y'all --- http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3475/3291766630_b434e97925.jpg 3DS: 1005-8921-6109 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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coh 10/23/19 2:37:45 PM #8: |
Imagine being an anteater dick
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 2:38:15 PM #9: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being a smegma boy I don't watch that Pokemon crap --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 10/23/19 2:38:42 PM #10: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being a smegma boy Imagine never learning how to clean your dick. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cobra1010 10/23/19 2:39:39 PM #11: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being a smegma boy We found someone who got a piece of body removed without his consent and is now shilling about it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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unclekoolaid73 10/23/19 2:40:21 PM #12: |
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 2:41:33 PM #13: |
coh posted...
Imagine being an anteater dick Imagine not having a natural penis. Your parents cut off part of your dick and now it looks like an upset mushroom that lost its top hat --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 10/23/19 2:42:16 PM #14: |
Dont they all look the same erect?
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coh 10/23/19 2:42:18 PM #15: |
Anteaters shook
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Goats 10/23/19 2:43:28 PM #16: |
Wonder if Admiral will start posting those pics again
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 2:45:37 PM #17: |
R1masher posted...
Dont they all look the same erect? Yes, but hat-less dicks have no personality. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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R1masher 10/23/19 2:48:59 PM #18: |
Oh geez, do the sell prosthetic foreskin?
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guydude21 10/23/19 2:49:20 PM #19: |
SquantoZ posted...
I don't watch that Pokemon crapActually Smegma is the company that makes Sonic --- official seraph Lamington of the Smash Ultimate Board ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Holy_Pumpkin 10/23/19 2:50:52 PM #20: |
why you gotta be so mean about it I NEVER ASKED THEM TO DO IT TO ME OKAY???? OKAY?!!
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Villain 10/23/19 2:50:58 PM #21: |
Lowers sti risk and if you need to get cut as an adult it reportedly really sucks.
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 2:52:04 PM #22: |
R1masher posted...
Oh geez, do the sell prosthetic foreskin? no, that's why it's so important. Once it's gone, it's gone forever and you will forever only be 98% human. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 10/23/19 2:52:45 PM #23: |
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment.
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 2:52:55 PM #24: |
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
why you gotta be so mean about it I NEVER ASKED THEM TO DO IT TO ME OKAY???? OKAY?!! I am so sorry, friend. Your parents should be rotting in prison. I'm sorry this happened to you. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Blue_Inigo 10/23/19 2:53:28 PM #25: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment. Nice --- "This is your last dance." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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spudger 10/23/19 2:54:33 PM #26: |
i dont have to
and my wife is more than happy i have it --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 10/23/19 2:55:14 PM #27: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment. Yeah, I watch priest porn sometimes to recreate it in my mind. --- Name checks out https://i.imgtc.ws/vBF8odT.png ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 2:56:05 PM #28: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment. wtf... ... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YokoGeri 10/23/19 2:56:32 PM #29: |
SquantoZ posted...
Imagine your parents agreeing to have you mutilated as a newborn child. Imagine losing such an important part of yourself at an early age. I'm glad your parents actually love you. I am glad knowing girls actually love my good looking, non-smelling penis, and prefer it from smegma-ridden, anteater-looking penii. Also, imagine thinking a bit of extra skin that produces smelly d cheese is important to your identity lol ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Freddie_Mercury 10/23/19 2:59:22 PM #30: |
what do they even do with all that foreskin after the
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 2:59:31 PM #31: |
YokoGeri posted...
I'm glad your parents actually love you. It's clear that what your parents did to you left you incredibly scarred. I am so sorry this happened to you. I hope that you can channel that hatred towards the right of all future boys to live a long and fulfilling life with their jimmy hats intact. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 10/23/19 3:00:07 PM #32: |
coh posted...
Imagine being an anteater dick I'm sorry but this is cope --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 3:00:20 PM #33: |
Freddie_Mercury posted...
what do they even do with all that foreskin after the they sacrifice it to Satan. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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YokoGeri 10/23/19 3:04:32 PM #34: |
FF_Redux posted...
Blue_Inigo posted...Imagine being a smegma boy *showers in the morning* *goes to school* *goes to work* *gets home at 8 PM* *Gilfriend gets frisky* You: WAIT! My D smells pretty back right now and it may have a thin layer of smelly, greasy substance, please allow me to shower before engaging in sexual activity! Let's face it: You can't avoid sitting for more than an hour wearing clothes and letting more than 2 hours pass before having sex every single time ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Fossil 10/23/19 3:11:04 PM #35: |
SquantoZ posted...
Imagine losing such an important part of yourself Can't make this claim if you never knew what it was like "with" that part. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Prestoff 10/23/19 3:14:50 PM #37: |
Baby circumcision is a barbaric practice that has no place in first world countries, but this is a pretty bad topic you got here OP.
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 3:18:12 PM #38: |
DuranOfForcena posted...
imagine dropping trou in front of a woman and having her recoil in horror at your anteater dick and getting the fuck outta there My wife doesn't mind it :) --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FF_Redux 10/23/19 4:16:30 PM #39: |
YokoGeri posted...
Lmao!! I've had smegma like twice in my life, when I was a kid. I can go unwashed for days with no smegma so that's false. And with over 50 uncut dicks I've seen in person not one of them had smegma. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 4:35:43 PM #40: |
FF_Redux posted...
Lmao!! I've had smegma like twice in my life, when I was a kid. I can go unwashed for days with no smegma so that's false. And with over 50 uncut dicks I've seen in person not one of them had smegma. #REKT --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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MC_BatCommander 10/23/19 4:36:49 PM #41: |
I don't have to imagine
It's just the norm in the US for whatever weird reason --- The Legend is True! ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Zikten 10/23/19 4:40:00 PM #42: |
R1masher posted...
Dont they all look the same erect? actually no. it depends on how long the foreskin is, and everyone has a different amount. they aren't all the same. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BudDupree48 10/23/19 4:40:37 PM #43: |
Get a load of this traffic cone wielding mother fucker!!!
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Cobra1010 10/23/19 4:42:12 PM #44: |
YokoGeri posted...
SquantoZ posted...Imagine your parents agreeing to have you mutilated as a newborn child. Imagine losing such an important part of yourself at an early age. You certainly know a lot about uncircumcised penises. Im going to break it to you but 70% of the people in the world will laugh at how wrong u are when they read your posts. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SquantoZ 10/23/19 4:42:36 PM #45: |
BudDupree48 posted...
Get a load of this traffic cone wielding mother fucker!!! Are you threatened by my weapon? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lonestar2000 10/23/19 4:46:09 PM #46: |
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The priest sucked the blood off mine too. I got the full treatment. That is so disgusting. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Laserion 10/23/19 4:53:01 PM #47: |
Blue_Inigo posted...
Imagine being a smegma boy What do YOU know about smegma that isn't hearsay or superstition? --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Feetish 10/23/19 4:57:00 PM #48: |
No need to imagine. My circumcised dick is gorgeous.
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SquantoZ 10/24/19 9:36:25 AM #49: |
Feetish posted...
No need to imagine. My circumcised dick is gorgeous. The brainwashing needs to stop. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Solid Sonic 10/24/19 9:42:51 AM #50: |
One time I was driving to get lunch and when I came up to the intersection, an anti-circumicision protest (which actually involved children and women) marched in front of my car. They were all wearing white bodysuits with red splotches on their crotch while holding up signs to promote their message.
It was very surreal. --- Tell me how you feel upon learning that I write MLP fanfiction. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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