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viewmaster_pi
10/21/19 2:14:44 AM
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You can not wish for it to be benign, it is malignant as fuck

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DrizztLink
10/21/19 2:18:03 AM
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DarkFists
10/21/19 2:21:47 AM
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And then when you wish it away, wasting your wish, it turns out that was exactly what they wanted, and it wasn't real.

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Gobstoppers12
10/21/19 2:22:32 AM
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Infinite money.
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Irony
10/21/19 2:23:02 AM
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Omelet after breakfast
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viewmaster_pi
10/21/19 2:23:22 AM
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DrizztLink posted...
...wish it goes away
Congrats, hero. It's within your breast now

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MabusIncarnate
10/21/19 2:23:26 AM
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Infinite weed
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scar the 1
10/21/19 2:26:04 AM
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I wish cancer stopped being a thing ever again
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cjsdowg
10/21/19 2:29:14 AM
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Are you randomly making a cancer joke.
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WaterLink
10/21/19 2:33:10 AM
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I wish for the cure for all diseases including all cancers. Cure the genie because I'm a nice guy, maybe he'll throw me a freebie afterwards. I sell the cures to the highest bidder and use the money on drugs and hookers because why the fuck not, I can cure whatever diseases i get from the lifestyle.
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MabusIncarnate
10/21/19 2:34:55 AM
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WaterLink posted...
I wish for the cure for all diseases including all cancers. Cure the genie because I'm a nice guy, maybe he'll throw me a freebie afterwards. I sell the cures to the highest bidder and use the money on drugs and hookers because why the fuck not, I can cure whatever diseases i get from the lifestyle.

Damn that's a good answer
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viewmaster_pi
10/21/19 2:47:24 AM
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WaterLink posted...
I wish for the cure for all diseases including all cancers. Cure the genie because I'm a nice guy, maybe he'll throw me a freebie afterwards. I sell the cures to the highest bidder and use the money on drugs and hookers because why the fuck not, I can cure whatever diseases i get from the lifestyle.
no

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jumi
10/21/19 2:58:47 AM
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The breast is a planet and the tumor is a room outside.

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gunplagirl
10/21/19 2:58:53 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
I wish cancer stopped being a thing ever again

"Humans are a figurative cancer on this world and as a disease, the planet has been trying to fight it off by rapidly raising the temperature over the past century."

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HagenEx
10/21/19 3:01:14 AM
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Kate Upton naked on my bed.
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viewmaster_pi
10/21/19 3:08:50 AM
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EIiza posted...
His wish is perfectly valid according to the OP
no its not

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Gobstoppers12
10/21/19 3:16:27 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
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no its not

Yes it is.
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Irony
10/21/19 3:19:10 AM
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It's not. Curing it would make it benign which contradicts the OP.
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scar the 1
10/21/19 3:23:50 AM
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Irony posted...
It's not. Curing it would make it benign which contradicts the OP.

I don't know a lot about cancer but I'm pretty sure that curing cancer is sometimes about removing tumors rather than making them benign.
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Irony
10/21/19 3:24:54 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
Irony posted...
It's not. Curing it would make it benign which contradicts the OP.

I don't know a lot about cancer but I'm pretty sure that curing cancer is sometimes about removing tumors rather than making them benign.

Surgically yes
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viewmaster_pi
10/21/19 3:34:59 AM
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scar the 1 posted...
I don't know a lot about cancer
exactly, now get out

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scar the 1
10/21/19 3:37:29 AM
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viewmaster_pi posted...
scar the 1 posted...
I don't know a lot about cancer
exactly, now get out

That's rude
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