Current Events > I think my new roommate might steal my food, so I'm laying a trap for him.

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Nanaimo-Bar 10/09/19 2:26:48 AM #1:	Rent a room from some Chinese lady near school. Roommate is some rando shmuck who moved in a month ago. He doesn't go to school. As far as I can tell, he doesn't have a job. He leaves every few days all dressed up, presumably to family dinners, and comes home a few hours later with baking dishes of food; besides that, I never see him buy groceries or anything, so usually he orders pizza. Our recycling is STUFFED with his fucking pizza boxes. So, long story short, this man is the archetypical NEET. He also craves social interaction and I hear him rushing down whenever I'm in the kitchen. I take it as my queue to leave because goddamn it's insufferable. I've caught him stealing some stuff before, like toilet paper. I told him to knock it the fuck off. I'm a college student living off the meager loans and grants I got, I don't need to support a manchild. Anyways. I suspect he's stealing my food, too. I actually cook for myself and rarely order or eat out.I haven't noticed whole meals go missing but I swear some's being skimmed off the top. Tomorrow I'm going to lay the trap. I'm gonna cook myself a chili. Inevitably, manchild will come down and beg me for social interaction. Hopefully he'll ask, "is the chili going to be spicy?" "No, I can't handle my spice," I'll respond. Little does he know. I graduated top of my class in the Scoville school, I've been involved in numerous Wing Nights with sauces as hot as 1 million Scoville. I'm trained in Carolina Reaper warfare, and I have over Trinidad Moruga Scorpion wing-sauced consumptions. This chili is nothing to me but another target. Well, my grocery store doesn't carry Moruga Scorpions or Carolina Reapers. It does have Habaneros and Scotch Bonnetts, so I'm using those. They're tasty for me at least. For him? Butthole hell. Don't touch my food. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cxhUgeF.jpg https://youtu.be/T00VY5vrUo4 <cite>Nanaimo-Bar posted [p:928532471] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Rent a room from some Chinese lady near school. Roommate is some rando shmuck who moved in a month ago. He doesn't go to school. As far as I can tell, he doesn't have a job. He leaves every few days all dressed up, presumably to family dinners, and comes home a few hours later with baking dishes of food; besides that, I never see him buy groceries or anything, so usually he orders pizza. Our recycling is STUFFED with his fucking pizza boxes. So, long story short, this man is the archetypical NEET. He also craves social interaction and I hear him rushing down whenever I'm in the kitchen. I take it as my queue to leave because goddamn it's insufferable. I've caught him stealing some stuff before, like toilet paper. I told him to knock it the fuck off. I'm a college student living off the meager loans and grants I got, I don't need to support a manchild. Anyways. I suspect he's stealing my food, too. I actually cook for myself and rarely order or eat out.I haven't noticed whole meals go missing but I swear some's being skimmed off the top. Tomorrow I'm going to lay the trap. I'm gonna cook myself a chili. Inevitably, manchild will come down and beg me for social interaction. Hopefully he'll ask, "is the chili going to be spicy?" "No, I can't handle my spice," I'll respond. Little does he know. I graduated top of my class in the Scoville school, I've been involved in numerous Wing Nights with sauces as hot as 1 million Scoville. I'm trained in Carolina Reaper warfare, and I have over Trinidad Moruga Scorpion wing-sauced consumptions. This chili is nothing to me but another target. Well, my grocery store doesn't carry Moruga Scorpions or Carolina Reapers. It does have Habaneros and Scotch Bonnetts, so I'm using those. They're tasty for me at least. For him? Butthole hell. Don't touch my food.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobbaaay 10/09/19 2:29:16 AM #2:	just put some glass in your food. that'll teach him <cite>bobbaaay posted [p:928532508] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>just put some glass in your food. that'll teach him </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Shablagoo 10/09/19 2:31:33 AM #4:	Why not just go Eric Cartman on his ass with that chili? --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928532541] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Why not just go Eric Cartman on his ass with that chili?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ffmasterjose 10/09/19 2:31:38 AM #5:	There's gotta be a non-passive aggressive way to approach this <cite>ffmasterjose posted [p:928532543] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>There's gotta be a non-passive aggressive way to approach this </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bobbaaay 10/09/19 2:31:55 AM #6:	I just googled what NEET means. woof, what a classist term to use as an insult. <cite>bobbaaay posted [p:928532550] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>I just googled what NEET means. woof, what a classist term to use as an insult. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Ilishe 10/09/19 2:35:25 AM #7:	I endorse the chili trap. Burn, baby. --- ~Phoenix Nine~ ~Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none.~ <cite>Ilishe posted [p:928532603] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>I endorse the chili trap. Burn, baby.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanaimo-Bar 10/09/19 2:38:50 AM #8:	Spooking posted... He might be allergic. Then he shouldn't be diving in my food anyways. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cxhUgeF.jpg https://youtu.be/T00VY5vrUo4 <cite>Nanaimo-Bar posted [p:928532660] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Spooking posted...</cite> <quote>He might be allergic.</quote> Then he shouldn't be diving in my food anyways.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
jumi 10/09/19 3:04:57 AM #9:	If I were laying a trap, I'd prefer it be Bailey Jay. --- XBL Gamertag: Rob Thorsman Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/robertvsilvers <cite>jumi posted [p:928533073] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>If I were laying a trap, I'd prefer it be Bailey Jay. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Unspecified_NPC 10/09/19 2:11:33 PM #10:	I like how you adjusted that old copypasta --- "Pedmas sounds like something Dan Schneider celebrates in December." -DocileOrangeCup <cite>Unspecified_NPC posted [p:928550054] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>I like how you adjusted that old copypasta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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demel 10/09/19 2:22:16 PM #12:	Yeah, I would handle this a little better. Who knows, what if he retaliates by like putting something in your food or cleaning the toilet bowl with your toothbrush! --- Bite size...if your mouth is HUGE! <cite>demel posted [p:928550483] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I would handle this a little better. Who knows, what if he retaliates by like putting something in your food or cleaning the toilet bowl with your toothbrush!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greatmonkeybaby 10/09/19 2:30:12 PM #13:	demel posted... Yeah, I would handle this a little better. Who knows, what if he retaliates by like putting something in your food or cleaning the toilet bowl with your toothbrush! Wtf --- D press shun <cite>greatmonkeybaby posted [p:928550800] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>demel posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah, I would handle this a little better. Who knows, what if he retaliates by like putting something in your food or cleaning the toilet bowl with your toothbrush!</quote> Wtf</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spudger 10/09/19 2:31:21 PM #14:	Nanaimo-Bar posted... . I graduated top of my class in the Scoville school lol wut? --- -Only dead fish swim with the current http://error1355.com/ce/spudger.html <cite>spudger posted [p:928550840] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Nanaimo-Bar posted...</cite> <quote>. I graduated top of my class in the Scoville school</quote> lol wut?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexdragon125 10/09/19 2:33:45 PM #15:	Sounds epic. Keep us posted TC. ffmasterjose posted... There's gotta be a non-passive aggressive way to approach this I've had the NEET manchild roommate before, they will avoid developing as a person at all costs <cite>Rexdragon125 posted [p:928550939] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Sounds epic. Keep us posted TC. ffmasterjose posted... </cite> <quote>There's gotta be a non-passive aggressive way to approach this</quote>I've had the NEET manchild roommate before, they will avoid developing as a person at all costs </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Alpha218 10/09/19 2:35:22 PM #16:	Isnt booby trapping your food illegal? --- I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite user on the Citadel. Mario Maker 2 Maker ID: X6G-JGS-BFG; Dead by Daylight Discord: https://discord.gg/s6gDduM <cite>Alpha218 posted [p:928551000] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Isnt booby trapping your food illegal? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
R1masher 10/09/19 2:37:07 PM #17:	I think you should go with option 2, the punji stick trap... but with dildos --- R1R1R1R1R1R1 <cite>R1masher posted [p:928551075] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>I think you should go with option 2, the punji stick trap... but with dildos</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
brestugo 10/09/19 2:38:26 PM #18:	Mix in some Ex-Lax to get things moving. --- It's not about the size of the dog in the fight, it's about the size of the fight in the dog. <cite>brestugo posted [p:928551134] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Mix in some Ex-Lax to get things moving.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 10/09/19 2:40:25 PM #19:	Alpha218 posted... Isnt booby trapping your food illegal? If it's hot enough to cause injury to the guys mouth then yeah it would count as poisoning. Luckily this story is either pasta or fake <cite>Axiom posted [p:928551211] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Alpha218 posted...</cite> <quote>Isnt booby trapping your food illegal? </quote> If it's hot enough to cause injury to the guys mouth then yeah it would count as poisoning. Luckily this story is either pasta or fake</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_BIueMonk 10/09/19 2:41:59 PM #20:	i think i read a story like this on legal advice on reddit. a dude was eating his food at work. he know who it was, but they didn't stop. so he put something in there he knew he was allergic to. when the guy got sick and then sued, he came to reddit to ask if the guy had a case. turns out yes, you can be at fault if you knowingly try to poison someone. be careful TC. --- DAHYUN = <3 https://i.imgtc.com/sNuiMQr.gif <cite>_BIueMonk posted [p:928551278] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>i think i read a story like this on legal advice on reddit. a dude was eating his food at work. he know who it was, but they didn't stop. so he put something in there he knew he was allergic to. when the guy got sick and then sued, he came to reddit to ask if the guy had a case. turns out yes, you can be at fault if you knowingly try to poison someone. be careful TC.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PatrickMahomes 10/09/19 2:43:17 PM #21:	Is this a copypasta --- MVP Tracker: 1-0 September AFC Offensive Player of the Month Tracker: 2-0 <cite>PatrickMahomes posted [p:928551330] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Is this a copypasta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rexdragon125 10/09/19 2:44:01 PM #22:	It sounds delicious, I love spicy food <cite>Rexdragon125 posted [p:928551369] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>It sounds delicious, I love spicy food </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kitt 10/09/19 2:44:15 PM #23:	Why not just use the box-stick-string method? Classic and effective. --- https://i.imgtc.com/4WH1b6j.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/vmNrCuM.gif https://i.imgtc.com/Ti7m7Ts.gif Dancing is Forbidden <cite>Kitt posted [p:928551381] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Why not just use the box-stick-string method? Classic and effective. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/09/19 2:46:22 PM #24:	_BIueMonk posted... i think i read a story like this on legal advice on reddit. a dude was eating his food at work. he know who it was, but they didn't stop. so he put something in there he knew he was allergic to. when the guy got sick and then sued, he came to reddit to ask if the guy had a case. turns out yes, you can be at fault if you knowingly try to poison someone. be careful TC. Should have just never said anything. --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928551462] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>_BIueMonk posted...</cite> <quote>i think i read a story like this on legal advice on reddit. a dude was eating his food at work. he know who it was, but they didn't stop. so he put something in there he knew he was allergic to. when the guy got sick and then sued, he came to reddit to ask if the guy had a case. turns out yes, you can be at fault if you knowingly try to poison someone. be careful TC.</quote> Should have just never said anything.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamagucci 10/09/19 2:48:13 PM #25:	Oh fuck yeah TC keep us posted with the results <cite>tamagucci posted [p:928551556] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Oh fuck yeah TC keep us posted with the results</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Holy_Pumpkin 10/09/19 2:50:32 PM #26:	I feel like that's such a dumb law. What if you WANT to eat food that has the ingredient that a thief might so happen to steal and consume for his or herself? I understand if the intent is without a measure of a doubt 100% proven to be to commit potential harm, then it's wrong, but couldn't one just say "it's my lunch and I wanted to eat that shit and it doesn't harm me", and shouldn't they be able to if that is the case? --- "romance or action does not matter, hurting your friends will make you sadder..." <cite>Holy_Pumpkin posted [p:928551667] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>I feel like that's such a dumb law. What if you WANT to eat food that has the ingredient that a thief might so happen to steal and consume for his or herself? I understand if the intent is without a measure of a doubt 100% proven to be to commit potential harm, then it's wrong, but couldn't one just say "it's my lunch and I wanted to eat that shit and it doesn't harm me", and shouldn't they be able to if that is the case?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
greatmonkeybaby 10/09/19 2:52:40 PM #27:	_BIueMonk posted... i think i read a story like this on legal advice on reddit. a dude was eating his food at work. he know who it was, but they didn't stop. so he put something in there he knew he was allergic to. when the guy got sick and then sued, he came to reddit to ask if the guy had a case. turns out yes, you can be at fault if you knowingly try to poison someone. be careful TC. Dang. Supposed to join him & eat everyone elses work food instead of trying to beat him lol --- D press shun <cite>greatmonkeybaby posted [p:928551756] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>_BIueMonk posted...</cite> <quote>i think i read a story like this on legal advice on reddit. a dude was eating his food at work. he know who it was, but they didn't stop. so he put something in there he knew he was allergic to. when the guy got sick and then sued, he came to reddit to ask if the guy had a case. turns out yes, you can be at fault if you knowingly try to poison someone. be careful TC.</quote> Dang. Supposed to join him & eat everyone elses work food instead of trying to beat him lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanaimo-Bar 10/09/19 3:02:30 PM #28:	_BIueMonk posted... i think i read a story like this on legal advice on reddit. a dude was eating his food at work. he know who it was, but they didn't stop. so he put something in there he knew he was allergic to. when the guy got sick and then sued, he came to reddit to ask if the guy had a case. turns out yes, you can be at fault if you knowingly try to poison someone. be careful TC. Allergic is one thing, this is just spicy. It's only Habaneros so it's not even dangerously spicy. Also, the first part of my plan is fucking moot anyways because this fucking neet is still SLEEPING IT'S 3 IN THE AFTERNOON MY DUDE whatever he might still try and steal some --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cxhUgeF.jpg https://youtu.be/T00VY5vrUo4 <cite>Nanaimo-Bar posted [p:928552196] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>_BIueMonk posted...</cite> <quote>i think i read a story like this on legal advice on reddit. a dude was eating his food at work. he know who it was, but they didn't stop. so he put something in there he knew he was allergic to. when the guy got sick and then sued, he came to reddit to ask if the guy had a case. turns out yes, you can be at fault if you knowingly try to poison someone. be careful TC.</quote> Allergic is one thing, this is just spicy. It's only Habaneros so it's not even dangerously spicy. Also, the first part of my plan is fucking moot anyways because this fucking neet is still SLEEPING IT'S 3 IN THE AFTERNOON MY DUDE whatever he might still try and steal some</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
VIIVincent 10/09/19 3:06:27 PM #29:	Laxatives. And hide the toilet paper. And socks. --- This is the internet. You know the price it comes with when you have entered the filth and scum of this world. <cite>VIIVincent posted [p:928552382] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Laxatives. And hide the toilet paper. And socks. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanaimo-Bar 10/09/19 3:07:17 PM #30:	VIIVincent posted... Laxatives. And hide the toilet paper. And socks. Hiding the toilet paper is the next move I think. They're my toilet papers, I bought them. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cxhUgeF.jpg https://youtu.be/T00VY5vrUo4 <cite>Nanaimo-Bar posted [p:928552415] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>VIIVincent posted...</cite> <quote>Laxatives. And hide the toilet paper. And socks. </quote> Hiding the toilet paper is the next move I think. They're my toilet papers, I bought them.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Veggeta X 10/09/19 3:09:18 PM #31:	Uhh could you not afford to move out at all? --- Don't like it? Don't watch it. It's that simple Dictator of Nice Guys <cite>Veggeta X posted [p:928552512] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Uhh could you not afford to move out at all?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamagucci 10/09/19 3:13:52 PM #32:	Veggeta X posted... Uhh could you not afford to move out at all? It's much easier to make chili than move out. Is this a real question? <cite>tamagucci posted [p:928552677] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Uhh could you not afford to move out at all?</quote> It's much easier to make chili than move out. Is this a real question?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanaimo-Bar 10/09/19 3:16:22 PM #33:	tamagucci posted... Veggeta X posted... Uhh could you not afford to move out at all? It's much easier to make chili than move out. Is this a real question? this guy fuccs --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cxhUgeF.jpg https://youtu.be/T00VY5vrUo4 <cite>Nanaimo-Bar posted [p:928552788] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>tamagucci posted...</cite> <quote>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Uhh could you not afford to move out at all?</quote> It's much easier to make chili than move out. Is this a real question?</quote> this guy fuccs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Purely 10/10/19 6:51:12 PM #34:	"a chili" <cite>Purely posted [p:928605992] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>"a chili" </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamagucci 10/10/19 9:51:54 PM #35:	Nanaimo-Bar posted... tamagucci posted... Veggeta X posted... Uhh could you not afford to move out at all? It's much easier to make chili than move out. Is this a real question? this guy fuccs fucc ya <cite>tamagucci posted [p:928613096] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Nanaimo-Bar posted...</cite> <quote>tamagucci posted...</cite> <quote>Veggeta X posted...</cite> <quote>Uhh could you not afford to move out at all?</quote> It's much easier to make chili than move out. Is this a real question?</quote> this guy fuccs</quote> fucc ya</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/10/19 11:49:05 PM #36:	Purely posted... "a chili" I made about 10 chilis last night --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928617414] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Purely posted...</cite> <quote>"a chili" </quote> I made about 10 chilis last night</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanaimo-Bar 10/10/19 11:51:01 PM #37:	Purely posted... "a chili" shut UP also the chili was dope thanks for asking also my roommate left for the weekend >______> --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cxhUgeF.jpg https://youtu.be/jOBRLH9O2i4 <cite>Nanaimo-Bar posted [p:928617460] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Purely posted...</cite> <quote>"a chili" </quote> shut UP also the chili was dope thanks for asking also my roommate left for the weekend >______></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Goats 10/10/19 11:53:24 PM #38:	If you didn't want him using tp don't leave it in the bathroom. It sends absolutely the wrong message. --- Do good. Eat tin cans <cite>Goats posted [p:928617528] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>If you didn't want him using tp don't leave it in the bathroom. It sends absolutely the wrong message.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/10/19 11:57:11 PM #39:	Goats posted... If you didn't want him using tp don't leave it in the bathroom. It sends absolutely the wrong message. Or just get you one of these: --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928617647] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Goats posted...</cite> <quote>If you didn't want him using tp don't leave it in the bathroom. It sends absolutely the wrong message.</quote> Or just get you one of these: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Laserion 10/11/19 12:38:35 AM #40:	Holy_Pumpkin posted... I feel like that's such a dumb law. What if you WANT to eat food that has the ingredient that a thief might so happen to steal and consume for his or herself? I understand if the intent is without a measure of a doubt 100% proven to be to commit potential harm, then it's wrong, but couldn't one just say "it's my lunch and I wanted to eat that shit and it doesn't harm me", and shouldn't they be able to if that is the case? You could announce that you discovered [ingredient to which the thief is allergic] and that you like it so much that you will use it on everything. Fair warning before ingestion. --- There is no "would of", "should of" or "could of". There is "would've", "should've" and "could've". <cite>Laserion posted [p:928618776] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Holy_Pumpkin posted...</cite> <quote>I feel like that's such a dumb law. What if you WANT to eat food that has the ingredient that a thief might so happen to steal and consume for his or herself? I understand if the intent is without a measure of a doubt 100% proven to be to commit potential harm, then it's wrong, but couldn't one just say "it's my lunch and I wanted to eat that shit and it doesn't harm me", and shouldn't they be able to if that is the case?</quote> You could announce that you discovered [ingredient to which the thief is allergic] and that you like it so much that you will use it on everything. Fair warning before ingestion.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamagucci 10/13/19 12:51:52 AM #41:	time for plan b <cite>tamagucci posted [p:928696798] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>time for plan b</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanaimo-Bar 10/13/19 2:56:40 AM #42:	I'm sloshed what's plan b --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cxhUgeF.jpg https://youtu.be/jOBRLH9O2i4 <cite>Nanaimo-Bar posted [p:928699715] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>I'm sloshed what's plan b</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 10/13/19 3:24:00 AM #43:	Lock him out and say eat this chili on the porch in order to enter --- https://imgur.com/kHnd6lr https://imgur.com/uG042id https://imgur.com/tIfDfZH https://imgur.com/xhtRl8w https://imgur.com/ggQozRe https://imgur.com/sKAQfDJ <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:928700193] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Lock him out and say eat this chili on the porch in order to enter </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot 10/13/19 3:26:43 AM #44:	bobbaaay posted... I just googled what NEET means. woof, what a classist term to use as an insult. NEETs call themselves NEETs, it can't be an insult, despite how shitty they are. --- Cavaliers: ONCE <cite>BewmHedshot posted [p:928700244] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>bobbaaay posted...</cite> <quote>I just googled what NEET means. woof, what a classist term to use as an insult. </quote> NEETs call themselves NEETs, it can't be an insult, despite how shitty they are.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shablagoo 10/13/19 11:10:12 AM #45:	Nanaimo-Bar posted... I'm sloshed what's plan b --- "Call me when you get a back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Why would I wanna be a rapper, rappers wanna be Shaq." -Shaquille O'Neal <cite>Shablagoo posted [p:928707768] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Nanaimo-Bar posted...</cite> <quote>I'm sloshed what's plan b</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
tamagucci 10/13/19 3:13:48 PM #46:	BewmHedshot posted... bobbaaay posted... I just googled what NEET means. woof, what a classist term to use as an insult. NEETs call themselves NEETs, it can't be an insult, despite how shitty they are. That seems logically sound Nanaimo-Bar posted... I'm sloshed what's plan b @MabusIncarnate We need some creative juices <cite>tamagucci posted [p:928716544] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>BewmHedshot posted...</cite> <quote>bobbaaay posted...</cite> <quote>I just googled what NEET means. woof, what a classist term to use as an insult. </quote> NEETs call themselves NEETs, it can't be an insult, despite how shitty they are.</quote> That seems logically sound Nanaimo-Bar posted...</cite> <quote>I'm sloshed what's plan b</quote> @MabusIncarnate We need some creative juices</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 10/13/19 3:38:24 PM #47:	I'll add some "creative juices" to that chili if you need me to Okay, so plan B Go to where he sleeps and strip down his bed. Take every pizza box out of recycling, and flatten them down. Proceed to cover the entire mattress with pizza boxes. Now re-make the bed on top of the pizza boxes. If he falls asleep without noticing, set the bed on fire. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:928717466] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>I'll add some "creative juices" to that chili if you need me to Okay, so plan B Go to where he sleeps and strip down his bed. Take every pizza box out of recycling, and flatten them down. Proceed to cover the entire mattress with pizza boxes. Now re-make the bed on top of the pizza boxes. If he falls asleep without noticing, set the bed on fire.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Nanaimo-Bar 10/13/19 6:02:08 PM #48:	MabusIncarnate posted... If he falls asleep without noticing, set the bed on fire. What if he's allergic to fire? --- https://i.imgtc.ws/cxhUgeF.jpg https://youtu.be/jOBRLH9O2i4 <cite>Nanaimo-Bar posted [p:928723558] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote>If he falls asleep without noticing, set the bed on fire.</quote> What if he's allergic to fire?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
JimCarrysToe 10/13/19 6:21:29 PM #49:	Have him catch you cumming in your food as you make it, pretend you've always done it to all of your food. --- {\^/}DEVOUT WORSHIPER OF THE MELON GODDESS{\^/} "Three years of math trying to flat earth logic my way out of having a micro penis...." -CanuckCowboy <cite>JimCarrysToe posted [p:928724252] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote>Have him catch you cumming in your food as you make it, pretend you've always done it to all of your food.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Masamune_DS 10/13/19 6:25:52 PM #50:	Our recycling is STUFFED with his fucking pizza boxes. I didn't see anyone mention this ( or I overlooked it) - pizza boxes in general cannot be recycled from my understanding. I know, beside the point, but this nags at me. Long story short (because I don't know the long story), the boxes absorb the oils from pizza rendering it unless for recycling. --- If a wizard turns me into Dawn then I would sooo touch myself every single night. ~ SoulGainDestiny <cite>Masamune_DS posted [p:928724413] in I think my... [t:78073754]...</cite> <quote><quote>Our recycling is STUFFED with his fucking pizza boxes.</quote> I didn't see anyone mention this ( or I overlooked it) - pizza boxes in general cannot be recycled from my understanding. I know, beside the point, but this nags at me. Long story short (because I don't know the long story), the boxes absorb the oils from pizza rendering it unless for recycling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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