Current Events > I think my new roommate might steal my food, so I'm laying a trap for him.

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spikethedevil
10/13/19 6:30:38 PM
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People still fall for this copy pasta stuff?
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greatmonkeybaby
10/13/19 8:25:15 PM
#52:


JimCarrysToe posted...
Have him catch you cumming in your food as you make it, pretend you've always done it to all of your food.


You're on some different shiet fam
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rexcrk
10/13/19 8:32:04 PM
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Alpha218 posted...
Isnt booby trapping your food illegal?

Maybe he shouldnt be eating other peoples food.
\_()_/
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PatrickMahomes
10/14/19 11:31:48 PM
#54:


Update?
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Nanaimo-Bar
10/14/19 11:36:29 PM
#55:


PatrickMahomes posted...
Update?

Unfortunately not much :\

He came back today with fuckloads of leftovers of his own. Also, yesterday I ate the last of the chili I left in the fridge so I need to get some out of the freezer now lmao
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jumi
10/14/19 11:37:35 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Maybe he shouldnt be eating other peoples food.
\_()_/


That doesn't make it less illegal.

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rexcrk
10/15/19 12:10:46 PM
#57:


jumi posted...
rexcrk posted...
Maybe he shouldnt be eating other peoples food.
\_()_/


That doesn't make it less illegal.

Sounds like victim blaming to me, honestly.

Like these people that get injured or killed when they go into someones house to rob them... are we really supposed to feel bad for people who face the consequences of something they know they shouldnt be doing?
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Nanaimo-Bar
10/15/19 12:30:17 PM
#58:


rexcrk posted...
jumi posted...
rexcrk posted...
Maybe he shouldnt be eating other peoples food.
\_()_/


That doesn't make it less illegal.

Sounds like victim blaming to me, honestly.

Like these people that get injured or killed when they go into someones house to rob them... are we really supposed to feel bad for people who face the consequences of something they know they shouldnt be doing?

Okay jesus I made a spicy chili, I didnt rig it to detonate if it was opened without proper biometric verifications of identity
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rexcrk
10/15/19 12:41:57 PM
#59:


Nanaimo-Bar posted...
rexcrk posted...
jumi posted...
rexcrk posted...
Maybe he shouldnt be eating other peoples food.
\_()_/


That doesn't make it less illegal.

Sounds like victim blaming to me, honestly.

Like these people that get injured or killed when they go into someones house to rob them... are we really supposed to feel bad for people who face the consequences of something they know they shouldnt be doing?

Okay jesus I made a spicy chili, I didnt rig it to detonate if it was opened without proper biometric verifications of identity

Ok.

I know that, it was just a comparison.
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tamagucci
10/16/19 4:00:00 AM
#60:


Nanaimo-Bar posted...
rexcrk posted...
jumi posted...
rexcrk posted...
Maybe he shouldnt be eating other peoples food.
\_()_/


That doesn't make it less illegal.

Sounds like victim blaming to me, honestly.

Like these people that get injured or killed when they go into someones house to rob them... are we really supposed to feel bad for people who face the consequences of something they know they shouldnt be doing?

Okay jesus I made a spicy chili, I didnt rig it to detonate if it was opened without proper biometric verifications of identity

I think he's on your side man
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Laserion
10/17/19 9:38:47 PM
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rexcrk posted...
Like these people that get injured or killed when they go into someones house to rob them...

You can't booby-trap your house, but you could "happen" to leave some construction debris that's been there just under a week ( no matter when you are asked).
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