Current Events > Men will nut in 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came.

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Here we go again. Another tweet along those lines went viral. lol at responses

https://twitter.com/okayslutty/status/1178415715767988230



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Sorry for caring
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Guy still fucked her. If you not seeing her again no reason to last. Get you rocks off and get out.
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10/10 tweet lol

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Both of those are hawt fetishes tbh

Golden tweet right there
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I mean - both parties are making wild assumptions and everyone is an ass.
Yes - if a dude is just concerned with getting off and asks her awkwardly afterwards, in an insincere way, then yeah he's a dick.
But on the same token - premature ejaculation is a majorly overlooked health issue. The dude may have a problem. It can be incredibly embarrassing, and shaming him isn't helping any.

bobbaaay posted...

I mean - both parties are making wild assumptions and everyone is an ass.
Yes - if a dude is just concerned with getting off and asks her awkwardly afterwards, in an insincere way, then yeah he's a dick.
But on the same token - premature ejaculation is a majorly overlooked health issue. The dude may have a problem. It can be incredibly embarrassing, and shaming him isn't helping any.

Ehhh your "both sides" is quite lacking.
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no morals
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i keep going if i nut early. its not that difficult and she usually appreciates it.
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Sounds like that dude's efficient.

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Jobs will literally pay you once and then invite you out for drinks later...
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The tweet is funny and you'd need to be the most precious person ever to get offended at it

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Malfunction posted...

The tweet is funny and you'd need to be the most precious person ever to get offended at it

I'm indifferent to it but I think a lot of the hate is that a lot of women are going on twitter and talking about how dudes last under a minute or can't last more than 1 round during sex and going viral for it. The Simpsons pic kinda sums up how many on the offended side feel about it.
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At least she got to have sex at all.
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Lulz imagine being so insecure as to be offended by this.

It's fucking true. Women have had the shit end of the stick during sex forever. Let them expose this ridiculousness.
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Tupacrulez posted...

Lulz imagine being so insecure as to be offended by this.

It's fucking true. Women have had the shit end of the stick during sex forever. Let them expose this ridiculousness.

Why would anyone be offended? Sounds like the guy she fucked got his and was smart enough to get out quick.

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The Admiral posted...

Why would anyone be offended?

you tell me a lot of people in this topic and in that thread seem offended.
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It's a stupid thing to complain about. If someone ordered a pizza and it was delivered in 45 seconds or took their car in for an oil change and it was done in 45 seconds they wouldn't be whining about it.
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1 minute in heaven is better than no minutes.
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I've had sex hundreds of times & only once did I blow anywhere near that fast.

If he didn't go down on her first to make her orgasm, then she should find a better guy.

i meaaaannnnnnn
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I've had sex hundreds of times & only once did I blow anywhere near that fast.

J-law ok
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RedWhiteBlue posted...

garan posted...

I've had sex hundreds of times & only once did I blow anywhere near that fast.

If he didn't go down on her first to make her orgasm, then she should find a better guy.

You go down on total strangers? Idk man

I don't fuck total strangers.

Have they never heard of foreplay?

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legendarylemur posted...

Have they never heard of foreplay?

Apparently not.

I once nutted in a minute just to show my girlfriend how much effort I'm putting in during our 45 minute sessions.
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eat It
make it cum
smash it
cum in 60 seconds
everyone happy


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WashYourHands posted...

eat It
make it cum
smash it
cum in 60 seconds
everyone happy

are you seriously referring to women as "it"

smh
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Women will literally order a $45 meal and have the audacity to ask you to pay for it.

Yeah, I went to the wrong restaurant.
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_Matchabuu_ posted...

are you seriously referring to women as "it"

smh

Im referring to the vagina, did I not use a vaginas preferred pronoun?

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Dudes get so insecure when women say shit like this. How about you try not being shitty at sex?
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jokes hitting a nerve for some people itt

Broseph_Stalin posted...

jokes hitting a nerve for some people itt

Yeah a lot of them are hittin hard with some high key misogyny.
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...i am so intense
45 seconds in heaven is better than 30 seconds in heaven

You turn to me and say something sexy like, "is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl
you're trying to say, "Aww yeah~, that's it!!"
and then you tell me you want some more
Well, um...
I'm not surprised
but I'm quite sleepy
Mmmmmmmm
It's business,
It's business time
Business hours are over, baby
It's business,
It's business time~

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WashYourHands posted...

_Matchabuu_ posted...

are you seriously referring to women as "it"

smh

Im referring to the vagina, is there something wrong with that?

also most women don't orgasm from vaginal stimulation alone so technically yes there is something wrong with what you're saying, still

FursonaNonGrata posted...

Broseph_Stalin posted...

jokes hitting a nerve for some people itt

Yeah a lot of them are hittin hard with some high key misogyny.

this tbh
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FursonaNonGrata posted...

Broseph_Stalin posted...

jokes hitting a nerve for some people itt

Yeah a lot of them are hittin hard with some high key misogyny.

There are a bunch of butthurt people but there is more misandry in this topic than misogyny.
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FursonaNonGrata posted...

Broseph_Stalin posted...

jokes hitting a nerve for some people itt

Yeah a lot of them are hittin hard with some high key misogyny.

Gamers unite! /sarcasm
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_Matchabuu_ posted...

also most women don't orgasm from vaginal stimulation alone so technically yes there is something wrong with what you're saying, still

luckily I dont have to worry about most women, I just have to worry about my wife.


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RedWhiteBlue posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

Dudes get so insecure when women say shit like this. How about you try not being shitty at sex?

And women get insecure when you say they take too long and make it boring.

Its not that guys are shitty, it's that they are being expected to change for women and that women shouldn't have to comromise.

Average woman finishes in a little over 10 minutes brody. That's not long.
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My first time (which was recent, almost a wizard) I came in less than 30 seconds. First several times were like that, actually. But it slowly built up as I got used to the feelings and all. Now I'm surprised if it lasts less than 20 minutes. I don't get there near as fast. I usually get her there before we even really start so she gets it two or three times per session and I'm still working on my one.

Journeyman tip: If you're having trouble lasting, some condoms really suck and barely let you feel anything and they'll help a ton. I got some of those lifestyles in the orange box and there was almost no sensation on my end.

I dunno but I start to get bored after about 15 minutes
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Take care of your partner and this won't apply to you. You are not smart or efficient or cool for leaving a partner unsatisfied and being sexually selfish. It's not surprising to see people like the Admiral spout that. They have an ideology of selfishness personally, socially, politically, economically.
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RedWhiteBlue posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

Dudes get so insecure when women say shit like this. How about you try not being shitty at sex?

And women get insecure when you say they take too long and make it boring.

Its not that guys are shitty, it's that they are being expected to change for women and that women shouldn't have to comromise.

Damn, I should stop being so selfish and choosing to hold back my orgasm, despite the fact that I can orgasm multiple times per session and have literally no reason to not come as much as possible. Im so stubborn for not achieving my peak after a stubby has poked my hole two whole times.
Lets be honest, for some of us women, the compromise is allowing you to fuck us at all. I have far better things to do with my day then let you seizure on top of me for 1-4 minutes. Hence why you need to make me want to let you do that. Sorry the trade off is that I take 10 minutes, or if youre willing to put in some effort I can usually go a lot faster, but it means foreplay and you turning me on to make me orgasm faster. Its not that women arent compromising, its that some of yall arent keeping up your side of the compromise.
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So what happenes next? Does she get mad and never fuck him again? Did he say it sarcastically? Well never know.
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Daffadilio posted...

RedWhiteBlue posted...

Smashingpmkns posted...

Dudes get so insecure when women say shit like this. How about you try not being shitty at sex?

And women get insecure when you say they take too long and make it boring.

Its not that guys are shitty, it's that they are being expected to change for women and that women shouldn't have to comromise.

Damn, I should stop being so selfish and choosing to hold back my orgasm, despite the fact that I can orgasm multiple times per session and have literally no reason to not come as much as possible. Im so stubborn for not achieving my peak after a stubby has poked my hole two whole times.
Lets be honest, for some of us women, the compromise is allowing you to fuck us at all. I have far better things to do with my day then let you seizure on top of me for 1-4 minutes. Hence why you need to make me want to let you do that. Sorry the trade off is that I take 10 minutes, or if youre willing to put in some effort I can usually go a lot faster, but it means foreplay and you turning me on to make me orgasm faster. Its not that women arent compromising, its that some of yall arent keeping up your side of the compromise.

Its his job to get her off. Hes privileged with being allowed to fuck her. Lol.
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Women should be glad the sex is over in 45 seconds so they can go back to doing something they enjoy