Current Events > Get fucked dadrock! JLo & Shakira to perform the Super Bowl halftime show

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CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 4:05:52 PM
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Jiggy101011
09/26/19 4:06:53 PM
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It hasnt been dadrock for like the past decade.
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GallisOTK
09/26/19 4:07:58 PM
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Yawn
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YookaLaylee
09/26/19 4:08:23 PM
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CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 4:08:29 PM
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Jiggy101011 posted...
It hasnt been dadrock for like the past decade.

Doesnt stop the turbos from continuing their whining of wanting Reliant K, Weird Al, and The Corpses of a Band from the 70s, from being the show
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Zikten
09/26/19 4:09:10 PM
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Weird Al is dad rock?
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pkmnlord
09/26/19 4:09:46 PM
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I hope it's just them smacking their asses together aggressively into a microphone and it's an ASMR performance.
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SquantoZ
09/26/19 4:10:18 PM
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Word! This'll build the extra testosterone I'll need for the second half of the Patriots 7th Super Bowl win.

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CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 4:10:21 PM
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Zikten posted...
Weird Al is dad rock?


No, but I imagine the venn diagram to be a near perfect circle
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Mr_MacPhisto
09/26/19 4:12:26 PM
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Over/under 50 gratuitous close-ups of their asses.
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DezDroppedFreak
09/26/19 4:16:29 PM
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So instead of dad rock we got mom pop

by which I mean

I thought the whole point of the deal with Jay Z was to get relevant acts

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ThePrinceFish
09/26/19 4:17:12 PM
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Lmao maybe next year we could get Sheryl Crow
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Smashingpmkns
09/26/19 4:18:21 PM
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Shakira gonna prove live how much hotter than JLo she has always been.
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FuneralFroth
09/26/19 4:18:34 PM
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Wouldnt it make sense to have a metal band play to get everyone hype for the last half of the game. Get everyone nice and pissed off.
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OctilIery
09/26/19 4:20:42 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Zikten posted...
Weird Al is dad rock?


No, but I imagine the venn diagram to be a near perfect circle

The Venn Diagram for liking Weird Al and having decent taste is a perfect circle.
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HBKick18
09/26/19 4:21:14 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
Wouldnt it make sense to have a metal band play to get everyone hype for the last half of the game. Get everyone nice and pissed off.

Except no one wants to listen to metal
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OctilIery
09/26/19 4:21:37 PM
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HBKick18 posted...
FuneralFroth posted...
Wouldnt it make sense to have a metal band play to get everyone hype for the last half of the game. Get everyone nice and pissed off.

Except no one wants to listen to metal

Objectively false.
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Pukelid
09/26/19 4:22:08 PM
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yo let's get some metallica though
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TheGoldenEel
09/26/19 4:22:31 PM
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Seems theyre going back to the tradition of booking old acts that are no longer relevant
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NeoShadowhen
09/26/19 4:22:57 PM
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I guess the majority of people who watch the halftime show are older, so this makes sense.
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OctilIery
09/26/19 4:23:14 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Seems theyre going back to the tradition of booking old acts that are no longer relevant

Both are still relevant
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AlecSkorpio
09/26/19 4:24:08 PM
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J Lo and Shakira are like mom pop/mom R&B tho...

Like...when was the last time you heard JLo doing anything of note in music? Or Shakira for that matter? I'm sure they're careers are "fine" but it's not like they're huge or anything...
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Questionmarktarius
09/26/19 4:24:33 PM
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Puppy Bowl it is, then.
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Touch
09/26/19 4:24:48 PM
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I want Shakira to sit on my face

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YookaLaylee
09/26/19 4:24:56 PM
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OctilIery posted...
Both are still relevant
Shakira, maybe in other countries. But when was the last time J Lo made any music?

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viewmaster_pi
09/26/19 4:25:10 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Doesnt stop the turbos from continuing their whining of wanting Reliant K
....what?

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Alpha218
09/26/19 4:26:26 PM
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FuneralFroth posted...
Wouldnt it make sense to have a metal band play to get everyone hype for the last half of the game. Get everyone nice and pissed off.
All they have to do is jebait the internet with another fake spongebob tribute and theyll certainly get pissy again lol

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SauI_Goodman
09/26/19 4:27:23 PM
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bring back the who. i dont get this. they say they wanted to cater to younger audiences but then they bring in a couple of old bitties.
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CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 4:28:17 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
OctilIery posted...
Both are still relevant
Shakira, maybe in other countries. But when was the last time J Lo made any music?


JLo: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinero_(song)

Anyone who said Shakira is mom pop or mom r&b

Shakira:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Mgqbai3fKo" data-time="


2.4 BILLION views from her album 2 years ago
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Damn_Underscore
09/26/19 4:28:23 PM
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This is mompop

J-Lo and Shakira were most relevant literally almost 20 years ago
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CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 4:28:44 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
bring back the who. i dont get this. they say they wanted to cater to younger audiences but then they bring in a couple of old bitties.


Anyone who thinks Shakira isnt relevant clearly never goes out
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darkprince45
09/26/19 4:29:00 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
OctilIery posted...
Both are still relevant
Shakira, maybe in other countries. But when was the last time J Lo made any music?

This year. She also stars in a hot movie right now with great reviews
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Jiggy101011
09/26/19 4:29:07 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
OctilIery posted...
Both are still relevant
Shakira, maybe in other countries. But when was the last time J Lo made any music?


5ish months ago, had a hit with French Montana called Medicine.
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CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 4:29:24 PM
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Sorry let me rephrase. Anyone who thinks Shakira isnt relevant is clearly a white
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OctilIery
09/26/19 4:29:49 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
OctilIery posted...
Both are still relevant
Shakira, maybe in other countries. But when was the last time J Lo made any music?

2014 which is further back than I thought. Guess I was wrong
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SauI_Goodman
09/26/19 4:30:03 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
bring back the who. i dont get this. they say they wanted to cater to younger audiences but then they bring in a couple of old bitties.


Anyone who thinks Shakira isnt relevant clearly never goes out

when did I say she wasn't relevant
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Pukelid
09/26/19 4:30:17 PM
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i am white and did not know shakira was still relevant. i thought her fame was p much relegated to my eighth grade year in school lol
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OctilIery
09/26/19 4:30:41 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Sorry let me rephrase. Anyone who thinks Shakira isnt relevant is clearly a white

Ehhhh more that they don't get media from outside the US.
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CADE FOSTER
09/26/19 4:30:59 PM
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Two hot latina women to stick to racist trump and his racist deplorables nice
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TheGoldenEel
09/26/19 4:31:50 PM
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Shakira hasnt had a mainstream hit outside of Latin America in over a decade

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakira_discography
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CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 4:32:00 PM
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SauI_Goodman posted...
CruelBuffalo posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
bring back the who. i dont get this. they say they wanted to cater to younger audiences but then they bring in a couple of old bitties.


Anyone who thinks Shakira isnt relevant clearly never goes out

when did I say she wasn't relevant


Young people are listening to Chantaje...I hear it frequently at da clubs then again I go to clubs with high levels of PoCs....and gays
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CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 4:34:07 PM
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TheGoldenEel posted...
Shakira hasnt had a mainstream hit outside of Latin America in over a decade

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakira_discography


Notice how there is a space that says US Latin. The US denotes the United States. When a song is less than 10 on those charts, it denotes a Top Ten song.
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TheGoldenEel
09/26/19 4:37:34 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Shakira hasnt had a mainstream hit outside of Latin America in over a decade

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shakira_discography


Notice how there is a space that says US Latin. The US denotes the United States. When a song is less than 10 on those charts, it denotes a Top Ten song.

And a top ten hit on the Latin charts is not necessarily enough to crack the top 100 on the overall charts and hence not a mainstream hit
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Gamerguymass
09/26/19 4:42:00 PM
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Pukelid posted...
yo let's get some metallica though


Yeah I want to see Metallica mainline the show and have as a special guest The Warning. Then as the last song of the night a full version of them both singing Enter Sandman. For one it's their most popular song, for the other its what made them popular or at least enough to let them start making their own music. Plus it woild be pretty awesome as a sort of rock's past and rock's future coming together to make a kickass present.

As for this act, I don't have a problem with Shakira, though I don't know much of any of her music except that one big song she had forever ago, but I was never much of a fan of Jennifer Lopez. She always just seemed to bitchy and stuck up to me. Not to mention her music is meh at best and she sucks at acting.
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thanosibe
09/26/19 4:42:27 PM
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So TC is whining about people wanting middle aged men still playing rock and roll for the half time show to supposed outrage that this year it's middle aged women still playing pop music?

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CADE FOSTER
09/26/19 4:43:25 PM
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YookaLaylee
09/26/19 4:44:02 PM
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Wow, you guys take Jennifer Lopez music really seriously. I guess I was wrong

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Jagr_68
09/26/19 4:48:08 PM
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Guys still legitimately care about the LVth/55th annual Bradybowl's musical act?

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Butterfiles
09/26/19 4:51:34 PM
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this should be way more shakira than jlo, jlo's music is not good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfvY3y_cS48" data-time="

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Milkman5
09/26/19 4:52:37 PM
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What year is this? 1990?
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