Current Events > Get fucked dadrock! JLo & Shakira to perform the Super Bowl halftime show

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
Gamerguymass
09/26/19 4:57:14 PM
#51:


Jagr_68 posted...
Guys still legitimately care about the LVth/55th annual Bradybowl's musical act?

L
M
A
O


It's the Annual Patriots Invitational Bowl. Get it right.
---
Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games"
An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through!
... Copied to Clipboard!
CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 5:10:00 PM
#52:


https://www.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/d9ou6o/jennifer_lopez_and_shakira_confirmed_for_super/

I feel like...there may be a disconnect with this board and pop music lol
... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1
09/26/19 5:15:27 PM
#53:


pkmnlord posted...
I hope it's just them smacking their asses together aggressively into a microphone and it's an ASMR performance.

Underrated post imo
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGoldenEel
09/26/19 5:18:49 PM
#54:


CruelBuffalo posted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/d9ou6o/jennifer_lopez_and_shakira_confirmed_for_super/

I feel like...there may be a disconnect with this board and pop music lol

Do you honestly think /r/popheads is a better indicator of what is popular than the actual pop charts
---
The words of The Golden Eel have been revealed...
Games: http://backloggery.com/wrldindstries302 \\ Music: http://www.last.fm/user/DrMorberg/
... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee
09/26/19 5:23:18 PM
#55:


CruelBuffalo posted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/d9ou6o/jennifer_lopez_and_shakira_confirmed_for_super/

I feel like...there may be a disconnect with this board and pop music lol
I visit that subreddit a lot. They love literally everything

---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Were_Wyrm
09/26/19 5:26:07 PM
#56:


Nice to see the NFL grabbing performers at the peak of their popularity, rumor has it Beethoven is performing next year.
---
I was a God, Valeria. I found it...beneath me. - Dr. Doom
https://imgur.com/FKDXbHs
... Copied to Clipboard!
emblem boy
09/26/19 5:27:52 PM
#57:


Shakira Shakira!
---
Pitter-patter, let's get at 'er
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hotel_Security
09/26/19 5:30:01 PM
#58:


Get fucked dadrock!

Yeah, because it's so much better to hire some actress who moonlighted as a singer for like two years before giving it up because she's got some hype for her recent stripper movie.

What's sad is Shakira's a legit artist and could easily crush the show but they can't possibly let her do it on her own without lazy star power.

I can't believe anyone's pleased about this news. Just do away with the halftime show already. They're all going to be lip-syncing it all anyway since the NFL practically requires it now.

Nice to see the NFL grabbing performers at the peak of their popularity

Yeah, people blast them going to the old rockers but most of them were famous in music for more than a year, unlike JLo.
... Copied to Clipboard!
CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 5:37:00 PM
#60:


TheGoldenEel posted...
CruelBuffalo posted...
https://www.reddit.com/r/popheads/comments/d9ou6o/jennifer_lopez_and_shakira_confirmed_for_super/

I feel like...there may be a disconnect with this board and pop music lol

Do you honestly think /r/popheads is a better indicator of what is popular than the actual pop charts


Beyonce hasnt had a top 5 single hit from her albums since Drunk In Love from 2013. Beyonce is IRRELEVANT
... Copied to Clipboard!
SF_Okami
09/26/19 5:38:44 PM
#61:


Were_Wyrm posted...
Nice to see the NFL grabbing performers at the peak of their popularity, rumor has it Beethoven is performing next year.

To be fair if they were to do that Lil Nas X, Billie Eilish, and Post Malone would be performing at the Super Bowl.
---
~Bird Pokemon Master~
Latest Pickup: Adidas NMD Hu Trail "Now Is Her Time" Cream White
... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak
09/26/19 5:40:58 PM
#62:


SF_Okami posted...
To be fair if they were to do that Lil Nas X, Billie Eilish, and Post Malone would be performing at the Super Bowl.
@JayZ and the nfl so they see this

---
I feel like Ratatouille when I'm whipping that cheddar
... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart
09/26/19 5:41:29 PM
#63:


SF_Okami posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
Nice to see the NFL grabbing performers at the peak of their popularity, rumor has it Beethoven is performing next year.

To be fair if they were to do that Lil Nas X, Billie Eilish, and Post Malone would be performing at the Super Bowl.

That would be more fun
---
Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hotel_Security
09/26/19 5:42:36 PM
#64:


To be fair if they were to do that Lil Nas X, Billie Eilish, and Post Malone would be performing at the Super Bowl.

And there's no evidence whatsoever that any of those guys can perform a lick live. The dirty secret is that hip-hop artists are pretty awful live...there's too much overproduction of the studio songs so they can rarely reproduce the sound, the mix is always wrong, and it just sounds like two guys yelling into microphones. Plus it'd be even more obvious that they're lip-syching since, again, the NFL basically requires this now.

In Post Malone's case he could walk out, hit a "play" button on his rig, and then leave.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak
09/26/19 5:43:36 PM
#65:


Hotel_Security posted...
To be fair if they were to do that Lil Nas X, Billie Eilish, and Post Malone would be performing at the Super Bowl.

And there's no evidence whatsoever that any of those guys can perform a lick live. The dirty secret is that hip-hop artists are pretty awful live...there's too much overproduction of the studio songs so they can rarely reproduce the sound, the mix is always wrong, and it just sounds like two guys yelling into microphones.

In Post Malone's case he could walk out, hit a "play" button on his rig, and then leave.


fam thats what the super bowl halftime basically is

pretty much everything except the vocals is a recording that was recorded earlier, and even then they have recordings of the vocals in case shit goes haywire

---
I feel like Ratatouille when I'm whipping that cheddar
... Copied to Clipboard!
CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 5:46:15 PM
#66:


DezDroppedFreak posted...
Hotel_Security posted...
To be fair if they were to do that Lil Nas X, Billie Eilish, and Post Malone would be performing at the Super Bowl.

And there's no evidence whatsoever that any of those guys can perform a lick live. The dirty secret is that hip-hop artists are pretty awful live...there's too much overproduction of the studio songs so they can rarely reproduce the sound, the mix is always wrong, and it just sounds like two guys yelling into microphones.

In Post Malone's case he could walk out, hit a "play" button on his rig, and then leave.


fam thats what the super bowl halftime basically is


Katy Perry road it on a lion and Lady Gaga danced and jumped from the roof. Beyonce was Beyonce.

An example of press play would have been The Who

The Super Bowl is a spectacle and since Jlo and Shakira are great dancers they will put on a great show. Pro-Tip. No one went to JLo s sold out Vegas show to listen to her sing
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hotel_Security
09/26/19 5:46:20 PM
#67:


fam thats what the super bowl halftime basically is

LOL, you've got a point there. I say just get rid of it.

Even worse is how every performance is a montage now. Does everyone really like hearing 90-second versions of their favorite songs before it then transitions to another? I don't get why they feel the need to cram like 10 songs into a 15 minute set? Does ANYONE like this at all?

U2 is considered one of the best halftime shows and they basically did two songs with one short one in between. Didn't see anyone complaining there.

An example of press play would have been The Who

Wait. So because a musician actually PLAYS their music live rather than dancing around and lip-synching to a recording is an example of "press play?" In what world? Pretty sad when people can't even appreciate musicians who actually play music but that's today's world, I guess. I've always said that current music is not about music at all and this stuff just emphasizes this.

The Super Bowl is a spectacle and since Jlo and Shakira are great dancers they will put on a great show.

Then why have singers at all? If all you want is dancing then just hire Cirque Du Soleil or a local dance troupe and go that route. Would be infinitely better than whatever crap music JLo will put out.
... Copied to Clipboard!
DezDroppedFreak
09/26/19 5:47:59 PM
#68:


CruelBuffalo posted...
Katy Perry road it on a lion and Lady Gaga danced and jumped from the roof. Beyonce was Beyonce.

An example of press play would have been The Who

The Super Bowl is a spectacle and since Jlo and Shakira are great dancers they will put on a great show. Pro-Tip. No one went to JLo s sold out Vegas show to listen to her sing


Im not discounting showmanship and production value of the performances themselves. Im talking specifically about the actual music/audio, which I thought was pretty clear

look man Ill concede Shakira is definitely an improvement over Maroon 5, but the lineup is still ass compared to what I was hoping Jay-Z could negotiate

---
I feel like Ratatouille when I'm whipping that cheddar
... Copied to Clipboard!
Wizardry
09/26/19 5:50:29 PM
#69:


Guys

The whole point if halftime shows is to only appeal to girls

The men go piss go get more beer and come back to the action. They often leave the woman to watch the seats and belongings so nowadays halftime shows are targeted towards soccer moms it's a strategic play
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hotel_Security
09/26/19 5:58:37 PM
#70:


The whole point if halftime shows is to only appeal to girls

They used to try to appeal to guys. But almost all current music is directed towards girls or teenagers so the adult males are just plain out of luck.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass
09/26/19 5:58:39 PM
#71:


SF_Okami posted...
Were_Wyrm posted...
Nice to see the NFL grabbing performers at the peak of their popularity, rumor has it Beethoven is performing next year.

To be fair if they were to do that Lil Nas X, Billie Eilish, and Post Malone would be performing at the Super Bowl.


Billie Ellish has really big tits and will be 18 before the playoffs even start. So I am perfectly happy muting the tv and just watching her nice big tits swing around on stage for 20 minutes.
---
Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games"
An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through!
... Copied to Clipboard!
YourDrunkFather
09/26/19 5:59:32 PM
#72:


In regards to what I actually see popping on the mainstream charts Shakira pops up once in awhile but usually as a featured artist and J Lo has been virtually absent for like 15 years.,Either way its a lame line up and Im not gonna bother watching it

---
One bourbon,one scotch,one beer
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hotel_Security
09/26/19 6:00:00 PM
#73:


So I am perfectly happy muting the tv and just watching her nice big tits swing around on stage for 20 minutes.

I'll probably just skip the halftime show and watch some porn instead. Much more efficient.
... Copied to Clipboard!
soulunison2
09/26/19 6:11:40 PM
#74:


Lmao metalneckbeards being sexist and shook itt
... Copied to Clipboard!
Rida_Go_To_Bed
09/26/19 6:14:54 PM
#75:


ThePrinceFish posted...
Lmao maybe next year we could get Sheryl Crow


but bro, all I wanna do is (watch the super bowl and) have some fun, because man I feel like a woman

edit: FUCK, that's Shania Twain for the second one. I'm leaving it though

---
Just try to handle this.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Gamerguymass
09/26/19 8:49:10 PM
#76:


soulunison2 posted...
Lmao metalneckbeards being sexist and shook itt


Riiiight because liking rock music means you are automatically a neckbeard. So I guess from the 60s through the 90s only neckbeards existed in America? And no one is shook. People seriously need to learn to stop overusing buzzwords. The Super Bowl halftime show has been pop music for what a decade now? More? Saying it would be nice to see a rock show for a change of pace hardly qualifies as being "shook."

Also a guy saying he wants to see some chick's big tits bouncing around isn't sexist. It's called being a guy. Guys like boobs. Just thought I would let you know since you apparently had no idea.
---
Now Playing: "The Hunt for the Two Missing Nintendo 64 Games"
An expansion came out, but I'm still a third of the way through!
... Copied to Clipboard!
CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 8:52:17 PM
#77:


Gamerguymass posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Lmao metalneckbeards being sexist and shook itt


Riiiight because liking rock music means you are automatically a neckbeard. So I guess from the 60s through the 90s only neckbeards existed in America? And no one is shook. People seriously need to learn to stop overusing buzzwords. The Super Bowl halftime show has been pop music for what a decade now? More? Saying it would be nice to see a rock show for a change of pace hardly qualifies as being "shook."

Also a guy saying he wants to see some chick's big tits bouncing around isn't sexist. It's called being a guy. Guys like boobs. Just thought I would let you know since you apparently had no idea.

Im a guy who doesnt like boobs. Thanks. Last year was also rock btw and 3 years before that was Coldplay
... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver
09/26/19 8:53:52 PM
#78:


when was the last time people actually enjoyed the halftime show? every year everyone seems miserable about it

---
butts
... Copied to Clipboard!
CruelBuffalo
09/26/19 8:55:28 PM
#79:


ultimate reaver posted...
when was the last time people actually enjoyed the halftime show? every year everyone seems miserable about it

Madonna & Gaga & Katy were great
... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart
09/26/19 9:04:04 PM
#80:


ultimate reaver posted...
when was the last time people actually enjoyed the halftime show? every year everyone seems miserable about it

I liked the Justin Timberlake one
---
Pickles the Drummer doodily doo ding dong doodily doodily doo
... Copied to Clipboard!
El Mexicano Texano
09/26/19 9:04:40 PM
#81:


... Copied to Clipboard!
hockeybub89
09/26/19 9:06:00 PM
#82:


... Copied to Clipboard!
#83
Post #83 was unavailable or deleted.
CruelBuffalo
09/27/19 8:32:25 PM
#84:


Bump
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2