Current Events > You wake up in the White House and realize you swapped bodies with Donald Trump

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konokonohamaru 09/10/19 3:36:28 AM #1:	What's the first thing you do? --- ... <cite>konokonohamaru posted [p:927228557] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>What's the first thing you do?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/10/19 3:39:35 AM #2:	Strip naked and take a shit in front of press. Then start drooling and babbling while drawing dick pics on the walls --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:927228596] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Strip naked and take a shit in front of press. Then start drooling and babbling while drawing dick pics on the walls</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HylianFox 09/10/19 3:40:29 AM #3:	Dick pics everywhere --- I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals FUH-LAMING! - Homer Simpson Don't be a turd. - Chris Pratt <cite>HylianFox posted [p:927228610] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Dick pics everywhere </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 09/10/19 3:43:38 AM #4:	Any answer other than fucking Melania is wrong and/or petty. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:927228664] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Any answer other than fucking Melania is wrong and/or petty.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FvP 09/10/19 3:44:47 AM #5:	Try to get impeached as fast as possible --- FvP \| falco_vs_peach \| ^"The Shinies" Member^ \| Adventure Time Member #FreeCMC PBWSB PDPSB /pdpsb/ PBWSB User Tournament Winner: DiabIo <cite>FvP posted [p:927228676] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Try to get impeached as fast as possible</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
slimfizzle4 09/10/19 3:49:16 AM #6:	Paragon21XX posted... Any answer other than fucking Melania is wrong and/or petty. But that's my secret FvP posted... Try to get impeached as fast as possible --- Meatwad make the money see, Meatwad get the honeys G <cite>slimfizzle4 posted [p:927228741] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Paragon21XX posted...</cite> <quote>Any answer other than fucking Melania is wrong and/or petty.</quote> But that's my secret FvP posted...</cite> <quote>Try to get impeached as fast as possible</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lonestar2000 09/10/19 3:52:11 AM #7:	Fuck Ivanka. --- Rumble Roses. Someone enters the room. Them: O_O Me: What?! I always play games without my pants on!- Inmate 922335 #ImpeachToadDickTrump <cite>Lonestar2000 posted [p:927228785] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Fuck Ivanka.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwoDoorPunkCab 09/10/19 3:52:57 AM #8:	resign as president immediately and shut down my twitter account --- Tell me your favourite things. Tell me your favourite things. <cite>TwoDoorPunkCab posted [p:927228798] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>resign as president immediately and shut down my twitter account</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
iPhone_7 09/10/19 3:55:54 AM #9:	Order an investigation into finding the real killer of Nicole Brown Simpson. --- Sig User Logic https://imgur.com/lA5fm7w <cite>iPhone_7 posted [p:927228850] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Order an investigation into finding the real killer of Nicole Brown Simpson.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ASithLord7 09/10/19 3:56:12 AM #10:	I thought the title said Waffle House at first --- https://imgur.com/VZeCB RebelElite791 <cite>ASithLord7 posted [p:927228855] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>I thought the title said Waffle House at first</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/10/19 3:56:58 AM #11:	Paragon21XX posted... Any answer other than fucking Melania is wrong and/or petty. This was my thought, except more animated with a raging boner, --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:927228869] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Paragon21XX posted... </cite> <quote>Any answer other than fucking Melania is wrong and/or petty.</quote>This was my thought, except more animated with a raging boner, </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 09/10/19 4:01:24 AM #12:	slimfizzle4 posted... Strip naked and take a shit in front of press. Then start drooling and babbling while drawing dick pics on the walls This is probably the smartest choice. You want to make sure no one realizes your mind has been transplanted into Trump's body, so you want to act as much like him as possible. --- https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT https://imgur.com/Er6TT So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:927228941] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>Strip naked and take a shit in front of press. Then start drooling and babbling while drawing dick pics on the walls</quote> This is probably the smartest choice. You want to make sure no one realizes your mind has been transplanted into Trump's body, so you want to act as much like him as possible.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Tropicalwood 09/10/19 4:03:46 AM #13:	Go to the UK and demand taxes for simply existing, maybe throw their tea in the ocean. --- ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya ayy lmao ayy lmao \|\| oaml oaml yya yya <cite>Tropicalwood posted [p:927228976] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Go to the UK and demand taxes for simply existing, maybe throw their tea in the ocean.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 09/10/19 4:04:31 AM #14:	Try to buy Iceland and then fuck Melania --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:927228985] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Try to buy Iceland and then fuck Melania </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Lord_Shadow 09/10/19 4:12:48 AM #15:	Reveal all classified info about 911 then get a declaration of war from Congress against Saudi Arabia publicly support medicare for all free college Porto Rico and Guam state hood and a living wage. Uncuff every agency Trump fucked up call Mitch McConnell a cuck turtle bitch on live television to his face --- GT My Lord Shadow "Your Grace, please, the pepole have surrendered..." "I didn't offer surrender." <cite>Lord_Shadow posted [p:927229092] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Reveal all classified info about 911 then get a declaration of war from Congress against Saudi Arabia publicly support medicare for all free college Porto Rico and Guam state hood and a living wage. Uncuff every agency Trump fucked up call Mitch McConnell a cuck turtle bitch on live television to his face</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TomNook20 09/10/19 4:44:06 AM #16:	3 some with Melania and Ivanka while Stormy spanks me with a ping pong paddle. --- http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/098/7/4/tom_nook_by_themerce-d3dhi0q.png http://www.gameswagonline.com/uploads/9/0/8/9/9089979/1372277527.jpg <cite>TomNook20 posted [p:927229565] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>3 some with Melania and Ivanka while Stormy spanks me with a ping pong paddle. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow 09/10/19 4:46:19 AM #17:	Close my Twitter account. Then nuke North Korea. --- Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below! https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/77111212 <cite>Distant_Rainbow posted [p:927229595] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Close my Twitter account. Then nuke North Korea.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
AirFresh 09/10/19 4:52:50 AM #18:	Suck Melania's toes on live television --- I am the hottest content creator on the "FAQs". <cite>AirFresh posted [p:927229687] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Suck Melania's toes on live television</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 09/10/19 4:58:00 AM #19:	slimfizzle4 posted... Strip naked and take a shit in front of press. Then start drooling and babbling while drawing dick pics on the walls So a normal day then. --- https://imgur.com/jWVrg9U https://imgur.com/g2efUtT https://imgur.com/5dOwhaP https://imgur.com/LVdqu8J Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:927229746] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>slimfizzle4 posted...</cite> <quote>Strip naked and take a shit in front of press. Then start drooling and babbling while drawing dick pics on the walls</quote> So a normal day then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Umbreon 09/10/19 5:03:56 AM #20:	Resign. --- This is a mobile account, forgive any errors. ~DYL~ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTEX3YdEi7s <cite>Umbreon posted [p:927229809] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Resign.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CosmicShadows 09/10/19 5:06:50 AM #21:	Kill myself. <_< --- Formally Shadowblade320. <cite>CosmicShadows posted [p:927229841] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Kill myself. <_< </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 09/10/19 5:14:15 AM #22:	Do I ever go back to my own body? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:927229935] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Do I ever go back to my own body? </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Iran 09/10/19 5:18:58 AM #23:	I shitpost on gamefaqs --- I couldn't get away. <cite>Iran posted [p:927229978] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>I shitpost on gamefaqs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
konokonohamaru 09/10/19 10:37:46 AM #24:	spikethedevil posted... Do I ever go back to my own body? That is something you do not know at this point --- ... <cite>konokonohamaru posted [p:927236202] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted...</cite> <quote>Do I ever go back to my own body? </quote> That is something you do not know at this point</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
aki_sora 09/10/19 10:46:36 AM #25:	Nuke many countries --- this is GameFAQs and stating an opinion is a declaration of WAR! <cite>aki_sora posted [p:927236479] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Nuke many countries</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SquantoZ 09/10/19 10:47:12 AM #26:	Iran posted... I shitpost on twitter --- http://imgon.net/di-GSSE.gif https://imgur.com/FoV5u <cite>SquantoZ posted [p:927236502] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Iran posted... </cite> <quote>I shitpost on twitter</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 09/10/19 10:48:32 AM #27:	konokonohamaru posted... spikethedevil posted... Do I ever go back to my own body? That is something you do not know at this point For that reason, my first step would be to get in contact with Trump stuck in my body. Hed likely be a lot more confused than me. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:927236543] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>konokonohamaru posted...</cite> <quote>spikethedevil posted...</cite> <quote>Do I ever go back to my own body? </quote> That is something you do not know at this point</quote> For that reason, my first step would be to get in contact with Trump stuck in my body. Hed likely be a lot more confused than me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheDreadedWave 09/10/19 10:49:38 AM #28:	Have dementia --- "I am Ferdinand Von Aegir" - Ferdinand Von Aegir <cite>TheDreadedWave posted [p:927236585] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Have dementia</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IShall_Run_Amok 09/10/19 10:50:57 AM #29:	I don't have a deal with Satan, so I imagine I immediately die because Trump's body wouldn't be able to function without the blessings of the Dark Lord. --- My most adored of the five ocular castigations. <cite>IShall_Run_Amok posted [p:927236633] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>I don't have a deal with Satan, so I imagine I immediately die because Trump's body wouldn't be able to function without the blessings of the Dark Lord. </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeoShadowhen 09/10/19 10:52:24 AM #30:	Furthermore, I wouldnt even be sure we swapped bodies. Its just as likely that my consciousness copied itself somehow and implanted elsewhere. It could have happened in other places also. Sounds like a long day. <cite>NeoShadowhen posted [p:927236680] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Furthermore, I wouldnt even be sure we swapped bodies. Its just as likely that my consciousness copied itself somehow and implanted elsewhere. It could have happened in other places also. Sounds like a long day.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
gunplagirl 09/10/19 10:56:45 AM #31:	What would I do? Get revenge. --- https://i.imgtc.ws/x2KBsjI.png <cite>gunplagirl posted [p:927236826] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>What would I do? Get revenge.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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K181 09/10/19 11:15:56 AM #33:	Accuse Pence of treason publicly and force him to resign immediately and then resign "myself," probably with some language to say that the job's no fun and I accomplished all I wanted to anyway already. --- Irregardless, for all intensive purposes, I could care less. <cite>K181 posted [p:927237533] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Accuse Pence of treason publicly and force him to resign immediately and then resign "myself," probably with some language to say that the job's no fun and I accomplished all I wanted to anyway already.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
coinstarcad 09/10/19 11:49:05 AM #34:	Declare a national emergency that I'm Donald. <cite>coinstarcad posted [p:927238790] in You wake u... [t:78002163]...</cite> <quote>Declare a national emergency that I'm Donald.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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