Current Events > Wtf my coworker left a fat binder ON TOP of my $500 blazer

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No_U_L7
08/22/19 2:08:46 PM
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Seriously, that report I asked for is like 10 pounds. And out of all the empty space on my desk...she literally just left it on top of my $500 blazer. That thing is half canvassed so it conforms to the shape of my chest over time. Instead she deformed it by leaving it there while I was in a meeting. Can I file a complaint with HR? That's just blatant destruction of personal property

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Eat More Beef
08/22/19 2:13:16 PM
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Is it a binder full of women?
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 2:25:23 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Is it a binder full of women?


It was a binder full of engineering

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Orlando_Jordan
08/22/19 2:26:36 PM
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I'm sure it was an honest mistake, and it appeared to be a $50 blazer at most.
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Freeney
08/22/19 2:26:43 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Is it a binder full of women?


The point of this topic is that he has a $500 blazer, the binder is irrelevant since TC is insecure.
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slimfizzle4
08/22/19 2:27:50 PM
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Get on my level boy I only wear $2000 dollar blazers
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MrToothHasYou
08/22/19 2:29:34 PM
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PoopPotato
08/22/19 2:32:37 PM
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At least it wasn't on your 1200 watch
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Irony
08/22/19 2:33:50 PM
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They should've left a fat turd on it
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 2:38:01 PM
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slimfizzle4 posted...
Get on my level boy I only wear $2000 dollar blazers


At that point, its bespoke, best materials from best mills and fully canvassed...but you've hit the point of diminishing returns $1500 ago

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Ghetto_Turtle
08/22/19 2:50:44 PM
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Error1355
08/22/19 2:56:21 PM
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pft, call me when you have a solid gold blazer

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Were_Wyrm
08/22/19 2:58:49 PM
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That's what you get for buying a chevy
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HANGtheDJ_86
08/22/19 3:00:41 PM
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That's what you get for wearing anything besides ponchos.

Serves you right.
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Musourenka
08/22/19 3:01:39 PM
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I only buy blazers that are on fire.
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PumpkinEscobar
08/22/19 3:04:43 PM
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Green blazer blue blazer who gives a shit
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Giant_Aspirin
08/22/19 3:11:26 PM
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if the blazer was so important to you then why did you leave it just sitting on your desk?
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:21:18 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
if the blazer was so important to you then why did you leave it just sitting on your desk?


Because my desk is my personal space. I don't wear a jacket the whole day at the office...

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/19 3:23:34 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
if the blazer was so important to you then why did you leave it just sitting on your desk?


Because my desk is my personal space. I don't wear a jacket the whole day at the office...

Sounds like it's entirely your fault then. Dont bring it if you're not going to wear it.
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:24:28 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Sounds like it's entirely your fault then. Dont bring it if you're not going to wear it.


Who wears a jacket 9 hours indoors lmao. I can do whatever I want with my stuff, dont try to shame me

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Giant_Aspirin
08/22/19 3:25:26 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
if the blazer was so important to you then why did you leave it just sitting on your desk?


Because my desk is my personal space. I don't wear a jacket the whole day at the office...


you don't have a place to properly hang your coat/etc?
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:25:49 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
you don't have a place to properly hang your coat/etc?


I'm new here, havent ordered the coat hanger yet

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Error1355
08/22/19 3:27:02 PM
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Make sure you get a $500 coat hanger too.

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MC_BatCommander
08/22/19 3:27:52 PM
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What do you care you don't even wash your sheets
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:27:53 PM
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Error1355 posted...
Make sure you get a $500 coat hanger too.


No way my agency pays for that...

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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:28:22 PM
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MC_BatCommander posted...
What do you care you don't even wash your sheets


I wash them like twice a year. I dont sweat, my sheets dont smell

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slimfizzle4
08/22/19 3:29:03 PM
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Giant_Aspirin posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
if the blazer was so important to you then why did you leave it just sitting on your desk?


Because my desk is my personal space. I don't wear a jacket the whole day at the office...


you don't have a place to properly hang your coat/etc?

What kinda two bit place you work at that that doesn't have a room for coats
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MC_BatCommander
08/22/19 3:31:13 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
I wash them like twice a year.



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Giant_Aspirin
08/22/19 3:33:41 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
MC_BatCommander posted...
What do you care you don't even wash your sheets


I wash them like twice a year. I dont sweat, my sheets dont smell


dude that's gross
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:35:51 PM
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slimfizzle4 posted...
What kinda two bit place you work at that that doesn't have a room for coats


Most big offices dont have a central place. You need an individual hanger, but since I'm new here it takes like 3 weeks to order one

Giant_Aspirin posted...
dude that's gross


Clean smelling sheets are gross? Idk wtf you guys are doing to your sheets to make them smell so bad so fast...

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slimfizzle4
08/22/19 3:39:47 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
but since I'm new here it takes like 3 weeks to order one

3 weeks for a hanger
Da fuck

No_U_L7 posted...
Idk wtf you guys are doing to your sheets to make them smell so bad so fast...

Well unlike you there probably having sex
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:41:26 PM
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slimfizzle4 posted...
3 weeks for a hanger
Da fuck

Well unlike you there probably having sex


Government is slow, what else is new

Bed shouldn't get that dirty during sex if you're doing it right

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slimfizzle4
08/22/19 3:44:35 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Bed shouldn't get that dirty during sex if you're doing it right


I feel sorry for the imaginary women you claimed to sleep with
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:45:57 PM
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slimfizzle4 posted...
I feel sorry for the imaginary women you claimed to sleep with


Are you having sex with sweaty fattys lmao

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/19 3:46:12 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Sounds like it's entirely your fault then. Dont bring it if you're not going to wear it.


Who wears a jacket 9 hours indoors lmao. I can do whatever I want with my stuff, dont try to shame me

Then why are you complaining? If you can do whatever you want with your stuff, like not take care of it, then things like this are going to happen.
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Lebronwon
08/22/19 3:46:15 PM
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Eat More Beef posted...
Is it a binder full of women?


lol
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Ghetto_Turtle
08/22/19 3:46:47 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
Bed shouldn't get that dirty during sex if you're doing it right

LOL this confirms you know nothing of sex. at least not good sex.
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:47:13 PM
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IfGodCouldDie posted...
Then why are you complaining? If you can do whatever you want with your stuff, like not take care of it, then things like this are going to happen.


That's textbook victim blaming lmao

I can use my property as I see fit, I left it in a reasonable place...what she did with my stuff definitely isnt reasonable

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ApoorHollow
08/22/19 3:48:01 PM
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If you are doing it right the sheets need a good washing afterwards

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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:48:12 PM
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Ghetto_Turtle posted...
LOL this confirms you know nothing of sex. at least not good sex.


Nah, I do it perfectly, I've dated porn stars that have taught me all the top techniques

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/19 3:48:15 PM
#41:


No_U_L7 posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
Then why are you complaining? If you can do whatever you want with your stuff, like not take care of it, then things like this are going to happen.


That's textbook victim blaming lmao

I can use my property as I see fit, I left it in a reasonable place...what she did with my stuff definitely isnt reasonable

She placed a binder on your desk, you didnt hang up your coat, you are at fault.
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:48:41 PM
#42:


ApoorHollow posted...
If you are doing it right the sheets need a good washing afterwards


Explain to me why

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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:49:12 PM
#43:


IfGodCouldDie posted...
She placed a binder on your desk, you didnt hang up your coat, you are at fault.


She didnt place it on my desk, she placed it on my blazer. There was tons of open space on my desk

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IfGodCouldDie
08/22/19 3:49:41 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
IfGodCouldDie posted...
She placed a binder on your desk, you didnt hang up your coat, you are at fault.


She didnt place it on my desk, she placed it on my blazer. There was tons of open space on my desk

Is the binder magic?
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slimfizzle4
08/22/19 3:50:17 PM
#45:


No_U_L7 posted...
Ghetto_Turtle posted...
LOL this confirms you know nothing of sex. at least not good sex.


Nah, I do it perfectly, I've dated porn stars that have taught me all the top techniques

Oh good Lord of the rings
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Orlando_Jordan
08/22/19 3:50:28 PM
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No_U_L7 posted...
ApoorHollow posted...
If you are doing it right the sheets need a good washing afterwards


Explain to me why

Sweat, her getting wet, etc. Either your bed is fucking disgusting, you have sex with zero intensity, or both. Probably both.
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Hanky_Bannister
08/22/19 3:51:45 PM
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i thought "fat binder" was euphemism for taking a shit
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Shablagoo
08/22/19 3:51:47 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTJpLBXGBkM" data-time="

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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:52:26 PM
#49:


Orlando_Jordan posted...
Sweat, her getting wet, etc. Either your bed is fucking disgusting, you have sex with zero intensity, or both. Probably both.


Only your fatties sweat that much

It's very light sweat from most hot girls

Her getting wet doesnt get everywhere unless she squirts...in which case yes you have to wash


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08/22/19 3:52:58 PM
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