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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:54:16 PM
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SpriteLimit posted...
Pics of blazer


It's a suitsupply, just browse their website

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Unspecified_NPC
08/22/19 3:55:14 PM
#52:


No_U_L7 posted...
Orlando_Jordan posted...
Sweat, her getting wet, etc. Either your bed is fucking disgusting, you have sex with zero intensity, or both. Probably both.


Only your fatties sweat that much

It's very light sweat from most hot girls

Her getting wet doesnt get everywhere unless she squirts...in which case yes you have to wash


I'm sure they love sleeping on your shed dead skin cells and fecal bacteria accumulated over 6 months
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Shablagoo
08/22/19 3:55:37 PM
#53:


LOL tc did you just inadvertently confirm youve never pleasured a woman
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 3:56:26 PM
#54:


Unspecified_NPC posted...
I'm sure they love sleeping on your shed dead skin cells and fecal bacteria accumulated over 6 months


Lmao you think I let girls sleep over? No way, I need my space

Shablagoo posted...
LOL tc did you just inadvertently confirm you dont know how to pleasure a woman


I confirmed the opposite actually

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Ghetto_Turtle
08/22/19 3:56:46 PM
#55:


Shablagoo posted...
LOL tc did you just inadvertently confirm you dont know how to pleasure a woman

110%. the gimmick is dead.
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BuckVanHammer
08/22/19 3:57:29 PM
#56:


it was a power move. she's asserting dominance.
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dementedlullaby
08/22/19 4:19:43 PM
#57:


Even if your sheets don't smell that's still gross. All those dust mites and skin cells.
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ApoorHollow
08/22/19 4:25:47 PM
#58:


The sheets wont be wet unless she squirts

you have much to learn

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No_U_L7
08/22/19 4:31:06 PM
#59:


dementedlullaby posted...
Even if your sheets don't smell that's still gross. All those dust mites and skin cells.


Who cares

ApoorHollow posted...
The sheets wont be wet unless she squirts

you have much to learn


Nah you're watching too much porn if you think sheets get that dirty from sex

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ApoorHollow
08/22/19 4:32:55 PM
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I dont watch porn. Experience is the best teacher

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Shablagoo
08/22/19 4:36:51 PM
#61:


TC if you have any questions we can try to help you get better at it. We all start out inexperienced, theres no shame in it.
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Giant_Aspirin
08/22/19 4:43:02 PM
#63:


No_U_L7 posted...
Clean smelling sheets are gross? Idk wtf you guys are doing to your sheets to make them smell so bad so fast...


its not about them smelling bad. its about them getting covered in your dead skin, skin/hair oils and dust mites.

No_U_L7 posted...
Nah you're watching too much porn if you think sheets get that dirty from sex


you're doing it wrong if she doesn't leave a puddle of sex juices underneath her when you're finished. you're also doing it wrong if neither of you are producing any sweat at any time during the deed.
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No_U_L7
08/22/19 4:44:09 PM
#64:


Giant_Aspirin posted...
its not about them smelling bad. its about them getting covered in your dead skin, skin/hair oils and dust mites.


Who cares lol, it doesnt affect anything

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MC_BatCommander
08/22/19 4:45:19 PM
#65:


No_U_L7 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
its not about them smelling bad. its about them getting covered in your dead skin, skin/hair oils and dust mites.


Who cares lol, it doesnt affect anything


Lmao that's so gross
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Giant_Aspirin
08/22/19 4:48:49 PM
#66:


No_U_L7 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
its not about them smelling bad. its about them getting covered in your dead skin, skin/hair oils and dust mites.


Who cares lol, it doesnt affect anything


shrug.

how about the next time you bring a girl back to your room let her know the sheets haven't been washed in over five months and see how she reacts.
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Unspecified_NPC
08/22/19 5:06:36 PM
#67:


Giant_Aspirin posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
its not about them smelling bad. its about them getting covered in your dead skin, skin/hair oils and dust mites.


Who cares lol, it doesnt affect anything


shrug.

how about the next time you bring a girl back to your room let her know the sheets haven't been washed in over five months and see how she reacts.

He won't because that doesn't actually happen anyways lmao
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BobanMarjanovic
08/22/19 5:09:04 PM
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I still don't know if whatever TC says is true but I believe it anyways
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