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Tired-Insomniac
08/22/19 1:31:13 PM
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His powers would be similar to almost any other non flying bug

In most iterations he doesn't even produce his own webbing which is the only thing definitely spider-y about him
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green dragon
08/22/19 1:31:59 PM
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...because he was bitten by a spider
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Veggeta_MAX
08/22/19 1:32:09 PM
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He wanted to call himself The Human Spider but the damn ring announcer called him Spider-Man so he stuck with that.

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Were_Wyrm
08/22/19 1:32:57 PM
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Because he does what ever a spider can.
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nevershine
08/22/19 1:33:09 PM
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Cause he does whatever a spider can

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Lebronwon
08/22/19 1:33:39 PM
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I thought this topic was gonna be about the hyphen.
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nativengine
08/22/19 1:33:50 PM
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Batman was taken

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Shablagoo
08/22/19 1:35:02 PM
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Agreed, Non Flying Bug-Man would have been a much cooler name.
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Tired-Insomniac
08/22/19 1:36:38 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
Agreed, Non Flying Bug-Man would have been a much cooler name.


Exactly
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Bad_Mojo
08/22/19 1:37:01 PM
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green dragon posted...
...because he was bitten by a spider



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CyricZ
08/22/19 1:37:44 PM
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Listen bud.

He's got radioactive blood.
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AmericaTheBrave
08/22/19 1:39:20 PM
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Because he themed himself after a spider? So what if the webs aren't biological? He produces them and uses them in a spider-y way.

What a stupid question.
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Tired-Insomniac
08/22/19 1:42:57 PM
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Also why does Captain America have Puerto Rico's flag on his costume
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Shablagoo
08/22/19 5:00:04 PM
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AmericaTheBrave posted...
Because he themed himself after a spider? So what if the webs aren't biological? He produces them and uses them in a spider-y way.

What a stupid question.


He should really be shooting them out of his crotch, then, no?
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codey
08/22/19 5:02:54 PM
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He want people to think his weakness spider specific bug sprays and not the more easily found generic non-flying bug spray
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codey
08/22/19 5:03:33 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Because he themed himself after a spider? So what if the webs aren't biological? He produces them and uses them in a spider-y way.

What a stupid question.


He should really be shooting them out of his crotch, then, no?


There's a character in the last two Venture Bros seasons that shoots it out of a hole above his butt.
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AmericaTheBrave
08/22/19 5:05:27 PM
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Shablagoo posted...
AmericaTheBrave posted...
Because he themed himself after a spider? So what if the webs aren't biological? He produces them and uses them in a spider-y way.

What a stupid question.


He should really be shooting them out of his crotch, then, no?


The fluid from his crotch is a different fluid.

He got it in MJ's hair once.

She did not like that.
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Tired-Insomniac
08/22/19 6:16:18 PM
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codey posted...
He want people to think his weakness spider specific bug sprays and not the more easily found generic non-flying bug spray


Holy shit this makes so much sense
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Shablagoo
08/22/19 6:21:32 PM
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Tired-Insomniac posted...
codey posted...
He want people to think his weakness spider specific bug sprays and not the more easily found generic non-flying bug spray


Holy shit this makes so much sense


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