Current Events > Ways to approach women without harassing them?

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The only technique I know is to follow them for at least 3 blocks before approaching, so it doesn't feel like you just came out of nowhere.

Also, make sure to keep both hands in your hoody pockets so she doesn't think you're gonna grab her.
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Yes, stalking her for a few blocks is a great way to break the ice.
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Hey bby, I see you like walking, I like walking too! Wanna fuck?

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meralonne posted...

Yes, stalking her for a few blocks is a great way to break the ice.

It gets her use to your presence. By the time you approach her shes comfortable with the idea of you being around
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don't

Try becoming very attractive and rich. That usually helps.
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Do you think they'd like a joke?

For instance, Id be like "Have you ever seen this species of worm before?" And then have my penis poking out of my pants zipper.
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Yes
that usually works

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nevershine posted...

Yes
that usually works

Yeah. I think I was over thinking it. Im a natural
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Don't be unattractive.

@No_U_L7
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Aloner posted...

Don't be unattractive.

You forgot rule 1 tho

Yell watch out, and throw a football at their face. Than go ask them if they're ok, and if they like Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Casually though.

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You want her to be happy to see you, so tell her that she should smile.
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TheDrivingForce posted...

Yell watch out, and throw a football at their face. Than go ask them if they're ok, and if they like Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Casually though.

Oh shit. Football to the face is brilliant. Then you get to provide them with help immediately and they already owe you. You're next level at getting women
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Jiek_Fafn posted...

You want her to be happy to see you, so tell her that she should smile.

Another good piece of advice. I heard they also like you to let them know when they look tired so they remember how much sleep they got.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

meralonne posted...

Yes, stalking her for a few blocks is a great way to break the ice.

It gets her use to your presence. By the time you approach her shes comfortable with the idea of you being around

You do you.
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From behind

Pardon my privilege. Do I have your consent to participate in a conversation?
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If my knowledge of 90s comedy tropes means anything in the real world, then heres what you need to do.

Dress up like a girl and meet up with her at...wherever it is girls go. What you do is slide your way into her social circle as one of her gal pals.

But of course, as a guy you happen to be in the same social circle as her boyfriend, and you catch him cheating on her.

But girl!you has no logical reason for knowing that, so you struggle to find a way to warn her without blowing your cover.

Of course, all this comes to a head at the climax, where you go to a party where all the guys are expecting guy!you and the girl is expecting girl!you.

So you comically keep quick-changing in different rooms when no one is looking to keep up the charade.

You decide to tell her as guy!you, but somehow in doing so you accidentally give away information that reveals your girl identity. Now she hates you.

But later at the party she sees her BF cheating on her and realizes you were telling the truth.

So you two talk it out and she asks why you didnt come to her as a girl, because she probably would have believed you.

Then you tell her because you were such a good friend, and I didnt want to lose that

And then she sees that youre truly genuine and you two live happily ever after

At least until the straight-to-video sequel that ruins everything, but hey. All good things and all...
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Don't stalk them for 3 blocks. Just go up to them and talk to them politely.
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hire some guys to fake kidnap her then you show up and save her
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AlisLandale posted...

If my knowledge of 90s comedy tropes means anything in the real world, then heres what you need to do.

Dress up like a girl and meet up with her at...wherever it is girls go. What you do is slide your way into her social circle as one of her gal pals.

But of course, as a guy you happen to be in the same social circle as her boyfriend, and you catch him cheating on her.

But girl!you has no logical reason for knowing that, so you struggle to find a way to warn her without blowing your cover.

Of course, all this comes to a head at the climax, where you go to a party where all the guys are expecting guy!you and the girl is expecting girl!you.

So you comically keep quick-changing in different rooms when no one is looking to keep up the charade.

You decide to tell her as guy!you, but somehow in doing so you accidentally give away information that reveals your girl identity. Now she hates you.

But later at the party she sees her BF cheating on her and realizes you were telling the truth.

So you two talk it out and she asks why you didnt come to her as a girl, because she probably would have believed you.

Then you tell her because you were such a good friend, and I didnt want to lose that

And then she sees that youre truly genuine and you two live happily ever after

At least until the straight-to-video sequel that ruins everything, but hey. All good things and all...

*Crosses legs to for a hard back surface I can write on* yes, YES
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Do: Be friendly with her and make conversation and make her laugh and up the flirting and see if she responds. Always be up front with her.

Don't: Be creepy like a guy I know and get her email and number without her knowledge and text her and also sign up at the same gym as her and leave notes on her car like a freak.
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Women take a lot of pride in their skincare so make sure to say "I like your skin" early in the conversation.

specialkid8 posted...

Women take a lot of pride in their skincare so make sure to say "I like your skin" early in the conversation.

Idk. Sounds kinda creepy. Like you want to wear her skin.
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