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IdiotMachine 08/12/19 11:12:11 PM #1: |
They sent a patrol car, and two police officers came within 10 minutes. They caught the snake, bagged it, and told me they'll release it by a river creek.
...........all the while I'm thinking: did this really warrant a 911 call? I called the non-emergency police department number first, but that number was closed (said to call during normal business hours). Then I tried the animal control center, and that number was also closed. I tried the non-emergency fire department number, which was also closed... So I called 911. I prefaced my call by saying I'm not sure if this is an emergency, and the dispatcher said it's okay, they will take care of it. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yunalenne10 08/12/19 11:21:55 PM #2: |
IdiotMachine posted...
Then I tried the animal control center, and that number was also closed. You exhausted all options. So, it's okay. --- "The more beautiful and pure a thing is, the more satisfying it is to corrupt it." - Rule 43 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Led-Zeppelin 08/12/19 11:23:08 PM #3: |
if it was outside why the fuck wouldnt you just wait for it to move along on its own?
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IdiotMachine 08/12/19 11:23:48 PM #4: |
Led-Zeppelin posted...
if it was outside why the fuck wouldnt you just wait for it to move along on its own? Well I was standing outside, like 30ft away from it, for 10 minutes or so, and it still didn't move. In fact, it moved closer to the door. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Behaviorism 08/12/19 11:24:24 PM #5: |
Kill the fucking thing
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Colorahdo 08/12/19 11:24:53 PM #6: |
It's a snake you wuss, move it with a stick
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HylianFox 08/12/19 11:25:53 PM #7: |
the snake called 911?
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IdiotMachine 08/12/19 11:26:27 PM #8: |
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Ryven 08/12/19 11:27:01 PM #9: |
Who named it 911?
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Beveren_Rabbit 08/12/19 11:27:51 PM #10: |
Behaviorism posted...
Kill the fucking thing is this why there's never any animals around when I visit America? you guys are so scared of nature you kill everything. --- *flops* ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BobanMarjanovic 08/12/19 11:28:21 PM #12: |
HylianFox posted...
the snake called 911? Ryven posted... Who named it 911? Fuckin lol --- Father, forgive them, for they know not what they do. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IdiotMachine 08/12/19 11:28:35 PM #13: |
Beveren_Rabbit posted...
Behaviorism posted...Kill the fucking thing One of the police officer said they'll release it back to the wild, so... --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Led-Zeppelin 08/12/19 11:28:57 PM #14: |
Colorahdo posted...
It's a snake you wuss, move it with a stick move it with a stick or throw something at it to get it to move or anything else. guarantee the officers were talking shit about him after they left lmfao ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IdiotMachine 08/12/19 11:32:19 PM #16: |
Led-Zeppelin posted...
Colorahdo posted...It's a snake you wuss, move it with a stick I couldn't really throw something at it. It was on the wall, inbetween stones (my front of the house is made of stones). --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JimCarrysToe 08/12/19 11:36:30 PM #17: |
What kind of snake was it?
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IdiotMachine 08/12/19 11:37:15 PM #18: |
JimCarrysToe posted...
What kind of snake was it? No clue. It was black, and was about 3 ft long. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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billcom6 08/12/19 11:40:07 PM #19: |
millennials smh
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CosmicShadows 08/12/19 11:42:17 PM #20: |
IdiotMachine posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...What kind of snake was it? A trouser snake? --- Formally Shadowblade320. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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modena 08/13/19 6:45:43 AM #21: |
CosmicShadows posted...
IdiotMachine posted...JimCarrysToe posted...What kind of snake was it? Probably an Indigo snake.Type of king snake that actually hunts and eats poisonous snakes like Cottonmouths and Copperheads.Harmless and great to have around. --- Fishmonger ... Copied to Clipboard!
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BigDD67 08/13/19 7:11:51 AM #22: |
Lol 911 for a snake
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eston 08/13/19 7:20:34 AM #23: |
You should have tread on it
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coh 08/13/19 7:21:33 AM #24: |
BigDD67 posted...
Lol 911 for a snake So? Id do the same if if was a Black Widow spider ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 08/13/19 7:23:27 AM #25: |
IdiotMachine posted...
did this really warrant a 911 call? no and whoever called 911 should be fined excessively and potential jail time for wasting police resources. there could have been a real emergency. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP 08/13/19 7:39:29 AM #27: |
I guess if the cops had anything better to do, they wouldn't have come.
but calling the cops because of a 3 ft snake is pretty comical. --- If you have selfish, ignorant citizens, you're going to get selfish, ignorant leaders. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 08/13/19 7:40:41 AM #28: |
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Rika_Furude posted...IdiotMachine posted...did this really warrant a 911 call? why shouldnt wasting emergency services time be punishable with jail --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeonOctopus 08/13/19 7:42:02 AM #29: |
BigDD67 posted...
Lol 911 for a snake --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 08/13/19 7:57:57 AM #31: |
Conflict posted...
Rika_Furude posted...Conflict posted...Rika_Furude posted...IdiotMachine posted...did this really warrant a 911 call? Uh, excuse me? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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The Popo 08/13/19 8:02:25 AM #32: |
A few years back, my carbon monoxide detector went off (ended up being a false alarm). I just went outside, looked up the non-emergency number, and called that. Was surprised when they told me to hang up and dial 911. Didnt seem like an emergency to me...
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bover_87 08/13/19 8:12:45 AM #33: |
pics or it didn't happen
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BeyondWalls 08/13/19 8:21:20 AM #34: |
modena posted...
Probably an Indigo snake.Type of king snake that actually hunts and eats poisonous snakes like Cottonmouths and Copperheads.Harmless and great to have around. Thats extremely debatable. Unless your yard is filled with Copperheads then Id prefer the snake go live by the river. --- END OF LINE ... Copied to Clipboard!
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modena 08/13/19 10:37:53 AM #35: |
BeyondWalls posted...
modena posted...Probably an Indigo snake.Type of king snake that actually hunts and eats poisonous snakes like Cottonmouths and Copperheads.Harmless and great to have around. Well if you live in an apartment I guess.If you live near woods/water they are great.Last year I found one at the farm with half a Copperhead down his mouth. --- Fishmonger ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rika_Furude 08/14/19 10:05:15 AM #37: |
Conflict posted...
Rika_Furude posted...Conflict posted...Rika_Furude posted...Conflict posted...Rika_Furude posted...IdiotMachine posted...did this really warrant a 911 call? No. I care more about real issues and the potential harm that shit like this can cause than you do. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TwoDoorPunkCab 08/14/19 10:07:10 AM #38: |
how big was the snake's ass?
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bover_87 08/14/19 10:07:48 AM #39: |
TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
how big was the snake's ass? Snakes have an ass? --- I...I shall consume. Consume...consume everything. ~ [FFRK] rcr6 - Arbiter's Tome/Forbidden Power/Divine Veil Grimoire ... Copied to Clipboard!
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EpicMickeyDrew 08/14/19 10:09:04 AM #40: |
@Rika_Furude posted...
IdiotMachine posted...did this really warrant a 911 call? But what if there's a real emergency but the police are too busy arresting you for this? --- Just how, pray tell, does your dick "take life"? How could a dick take a life? - XciteMe ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Rexdragon125 08/14/19 10:14:08 AM #41: |
Yeah it was probably an indigo or black rat snake. Harmless. I kept pet snakes for 20 years.
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TwoDoorPunkCab 08/14/19 10:16:02 AM #42: |
bover_87 posted...
TwoDoorPunkCab posted...how big was the snake's ass? i'm assuming the big-ass ones do --- Tell me your favourite things. Tell me your favourite things. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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NeoShadowhen 08/14/19 10:28:31 AM #43: |
This was fine. You even tried calling animal control first. Dispatchers are used to calls that are best handled by other entities, and generally will connect you to the right people and pass along the necessary info.
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AdmittedFelon 08/14/19 10:31:52 AM #44: |
Jailing people for calling 911 will discourage people from using it in real emergencies, because they'll be afraid of the effect of getting jailed. This will be especially true in situations where the caller isn't the one who needs the ambulances, so they'll leave a stranger to dye on the side of the road.
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SpriteLimit 08/14/19 10:41:10 AM #45: |
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AloofHermit 08/14/19 10:43:17 AM #46: |
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Rika_Furude 08/14/19 5:40:54 PM #47: |
EpicMickeyDrew posted...
@Rika_Furude posted...IdiotMachine posted... The emergency lines wouldnt be occupied by someone without an emergency in that case --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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FL81 08/14/19 5:47:30 PM #48: |
Numbers were all closed, and non-emergency police calls never end up getting anything accomplished
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The_Scarecrow 08/14/19 7:07:16 PM #49: |
TC, where do you live? When I lived in Florida, snakes were a common occurrence around my house. We had them in the backyard. Some managed to get into the kitchen and living room. One snake even managed to get into the washing machine. I wouldn't have worried about it too much. Many snakes are quite harmless. If it really bothered you, like other users said, just get a long sharp object and stab the creature.
Best to learn this skill for the future in case you cannot call anyone for assistance. In my experience, there's usually more than one snake lurking around. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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IdiotMachine 08/14/19 7:08:39 PM #50: |
The_Scarecrow posted...
TC, where do you live? When I lived in Florida, snakes were a common occurrence around my house. We had them in the backyard. Some managed to get into the kitchen and living room. One snake even managed to get into the washing machine. I wouldn't have worried about it too much. Many snakes are quite harmless. If it really bothered you, like other users said, just get a long sharp object and stab the creature. Pittsburgh. First time I ever saw a wild snake. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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