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DaveTheUseless
08/10/19 7:22:45 PM
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$7 everyday, but you have to read three chapters of the Bible everyday - Results (9 votes)
Deal
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No Deal
77.78% (7 votes)
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Everyday for the rest of your life, that is.

You don't get to choose the chapters or which translation they are written in.

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jpenny2
08/10/19 7:25:01 PM
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Five or ten minutes out of my day to make $7? I'll take it.
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DaveTheUseless
08/10/19 7:59:33 PM
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That's Blessed.

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SauI_Goodman
08/10/19 8:00:51 PM
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If I've already read the Bible can I get the $7 everyday?
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Offworlder1
08/10/19 8:01:12 PM
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Fuck that bullshit.
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Paragon21XX
08/10/19 8:02:00 PM
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DaveTheUseless posted...
You don't get to choose the chapters or which translation they are written in.

No deal.
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jackgunney
08/10/19 8:02:11 PM
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Having to read parts of the bible just to make, roughly, an extra 2 1/2 grand a year? I think I'll pass.
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ledbowman
08/10/19 8:14:52 PM
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Easy deal. $7 to read some metal shit
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PMarth2002
08/10/19 8:16:05 PM
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Pass.
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deupd_u
08/10/19 8:16:54 PM
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The bible doesn't have chapters.
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DaveTheUseless
08/10/19 8:17:28 PM
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deupd_u posted...
The bible doesn't have chapters.


Fite me

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averagejoel
08/10/19 8:19:42 PM
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deupd_u posted...
The bible doesn't have chapters.
yes it does

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KeepAnEyeOut
08/10/19 8:28:23 PM
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Absolutely.

LMAO at people who get triggered just over the idea of reading the bible.
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AlisLandale
08/10/19 8:29:11 PM
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I try to do this willingly but forget all the time >_>
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uwnim
08/10/19 8:33:15 PM
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So what happens if we roll a translation that we can't read?
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DaveTheUseless
08/11/19 12:24:50 PM
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Sunday Bump

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Ic3Bullet
08/11/19 12:26:13 PM
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No.
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Master_Bass
08/11/19 12:27:49 PM
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DaveTheUseless posted...
You don't get to choose the chapters or which translation they are written in.

That would suck. Reading the book where it's just a long list of a family lineage would be so boring and so would having to read a random translation. Some are straight up trash that completely make up stuff.
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IShall_Run_Amok
08/11/19 12:51:48 PM
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Hard pass.
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KeepAnEyeOut
08/11/19 2:29:06 PM
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Godnorgosh posted...
No, that's a pretty low return for having to read three chapters every day.

KeepAnEyeOut posted...
Absolutely.

LMAO at people who get triggered just over the idea of reading the bible.


People value their time differently, I guess. People with higher incomes or better options for side hustles are less likely to trade any substantial amount of time for $7/day unless they already wanted to do that thing.


I'd hardly consider the time it takes to read 3 chapters of the Bible substantial, but fair enough. I'm in a shit situation so I'd love to have an opportunity like that.
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X8Azazel8X
08/11/19 2:41:41 PM
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lol that like saying play 3 chapters of final fantasy a day. What would be the scale again?
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Shablagoo
08/11/19 2:44:20 PM
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jpenny2 posted...
Five or ten minutes out of my day to make $7? I'll take it.


Depends. Psalm 119 (longest chapter in the Bible) and its 176 verses would alone take you about 15 minutes to read.

I did say Deal too, though.
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