Poll of the Day > Answer these questions to determine if your normal!

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Do you like pizza?

Do you believe in aliens?

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?

Do tentacles turn you on?

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?

Can you run more then 20 mph?

How many fingers do you have on your right foot?

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?

Do you want to be normal?
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No to all of those
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Mad_Max posted...

No to all of those

Well congrats then, you sir, are not normal!!
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Do you like pizza? yes

Do you believe in aliens? yeah but theyre perverts

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? no

Do tentacles turn you on? oh you said tentacles. No

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. no, I talk to my dogs

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? no

Can you run more then 20 mph? no but I can drive that fast

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? too many to count

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? yes but I make sure to have the Romans consent

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? grape

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? not in my experience

Do you want to be normal? no

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Do you like pizza? Yes.

Do you believe in aliens? No.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? No.

Do tentacles turn you on? Indifferent.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Yes.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? No.

Can you run more then 20 mph? For a little bit, yes.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? Zero.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? No.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? Depends on if it's raining that day.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? Yes.

Do you want to be normal? Am.

Do you like pizza? Yes

Do you believe in aliens? Yes

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? No

Do tentacles turn you on? Yes

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Yes

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? Yes

Can you run more then 20 mph? Not even close

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? Yes

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? Own thing

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? Yes

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? It gets better

Do you want to be normal? Absolutely not
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Do you like pizza? Sure.

Do you believe in aliens? I think they are damned liars.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? Why would that even occur to you as a question to ask?

Do tentacles turn you on? Nope.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Maybe.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?No, but I don't give them reason to.

Can you run more then 20 mph?
I probably can't even run. I only canter.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot?
Depends if I'm holding it or not.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?
Dunno.
If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?
Plaid?
When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?
Whose?
Do you want to be normal?
Ask Angus what is normal.
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Do you like pizza? Yes, if there's no pineapple on it

Do you believe in aliens? Undecided, you can't rule it out though

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? No

Do tentacles turn you on? No DansGame

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Yes

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? No

Can you run more then 20 mph? mph? What is this strange imperial language?

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? Too many to count

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? When a man does not know which harbour he is making for, no wind is the right wind. Seneca. Thus you must follow the romans.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? Again WTF is mph?

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? No, if it turns out some form of monistic solipsism is true

Do you want to be normal? No
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Do you like pizza? Yes

Do you believe in aliens? Yes

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? Fuck no

Do tentacles turn you on? A bit, not my choice, but I have hypnoxed to tentacle hentai

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Not really, but I have done it before

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? Nope

Can you run more then 20 mph? Nope

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? Zero, but five toes.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? My own thing

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? Red, blood red

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? Nope, it implodes till I wake up

Do you want to be normal? Nope, normal is for boring people

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The results are in!!!

Mead you are.........The FATHER!!!...er I mean.....Not Normal!!! *confetti falls*

Wastlandcowboy, you are.......*cringes*......Normal!!! *but really fast!!*

Fierce Deity, you are both nor normal, and really interesting!!! Try licking a doorknob though, you might like it!!

Myghostisdead, you are.......mostly normal. It's like being mostly dead, but heavier.

Joelypoely, you are....OBVIOUSLY AN ALIEN!! Not sure if that is normal.....but ....we know the truth!!
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Orguisama, Need I even state it? You are A DEMON!!! Also not normal.
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Do you like pizza?
Yes, but only if I make my own or go to an authentic restaurant.......No, if it's frozen pizza or franchise Pizza Hut greasy shit.

Do you believe in aliens?

Yes.....Re: Carl Sagan rationale....not because you have to be a basement dwelling loser wishing for an X-files fantasy to escape into.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?

No,....but I doubt germs is the last thing on her mind when......nevermind...

Do tentacles turn you on?

No, that's a Japanese thing.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis.

Yes, and it's perfectly normal to keep your psyche on an even keel

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?

Not when I'm sober, no....

Can you run more then 20 mph?

for 5 second before my heart explodes

How many fingers do you have on your right foot?

one....serious, I got a really long middle toe, could be transplanted to my hand if I ever lose a pinky finger.

When in Rome, would you do as the Romans do, or do your own thing?

...have you ever seen Caligula?

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?

Black, cuz I'd be dead....

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?

When I sleep the universe begins.

Do you want to be normal?

according to who's standards?
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Woah!! Joker_X you are extremely normal for a person who is NOT NORMAL, in fact, your excellent definitions and responses inspire me to be less normal. Thank you for existing.
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Do you like pizza? Yes.

Do you believe in aliens? I believe in life in the universe other than us.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? No.

Do tentacles turn you on? No.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis? Absolutely.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? Not that I know of.

Can you run more then 20 mph? Nope.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? None.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? I'd do them.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? Grey cus rain.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? Yes otherwise I wouldn't.

Do you want to be normal? Nah.
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Wwinter, you are fairly normal with hidden depths:)
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I figure I should answer them myself at this point so......

Do you like pizza? It is my favorite food, and for most of my life, I have liked it better than sex.

Do you believe in aliens? Yup, I'm a fan mostly, except for the ones with the crystal noses, they freak me out a bit.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? Depends, was it a dare, also depends on my mood, quite likely I would just randomly do it sometime.

Do tentacles turn you on? Yep, but not like, octopus tentacles, more like smooth ones or something.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Not sure if it's regular, but sure, I usually answer as well. I hate when I ignore myself.

Has an inanimate object ever cursed at you? I curse at them when I stub my toe etc, so i'm sure they have cursed back a few times, couldn't hear it over myself though.

Can you run more then 20 mph? Depends on whats chasing me, or what I'm chasing after, but probably.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? 5-10 during a foot massage, most of the other times none usually.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? Both, also I'd do the romans as well.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? Based on the laws of relativity and the fact that our planet is moving, our solar system is moving, our galaxy is turning/moving and our universe as a whole is moving, I believe the clouds would be cyan.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? In theory time is a construct and does not really exist, therefore, when I sleep, no time passes (since it doesn't exist) and therefore the universe doesn't exist. Another simpler answer is, the universe does not exist weather I sleep or not.

Do you want to be normal? Gag me with a spoon!!!
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I'm bored, why not.

Do you like pizza?
Sometimes? Overall yes?

Do you believe in aliens?
Yeah

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?
No

Do tentacles turn you on?
Nope

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis?
Semi-regularly

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?
Nope

Can you run more then 20 mph?
Nope

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? None? My toes are pretty long though?

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?
Depends what the thing is.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?
Depends on a bunch of factors that have nothing to do with me or the train?

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?
I believe so?

Do you want to be normal?
I want to be normal for me? Normal is kinda subjective, with some things being generally more widely accepted as normal or abnormal by society/people more as a whole. Some of those are probably a good idea/fair. Some are actually harmless and why care.

ChaosAzeroth, you are probably the definition of normal!!! Nah, just kidding, but your responses were very normal and anyone would judge you as completely sane at least (and somewhat normal).
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Sounds like fun...

Do you like pizza? Yes, its very good.

Do you believe in aliens? No, but they are out there somewhere.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? Only if its been cleaned.

Do tentacles turn you on? Uhhh... maybe a little.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Yes; thats when I know Im feeling lonely.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? No; thats when Ill know that Im really crazy.

Can you run more then 20 mph? The question is worded kind of strangely. I sort of doubt that I can run faster than 20 MPH.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? None, I have toes there.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? Do as Romans because I wouldnt want to attract attention.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? There wouldnt be any clouds.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? Yes, but I access a different part of it.

Do you want to be normal? Im already not, but I still think I wouldnt want to be.

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If my normal what? At least I know the difference between your and you're. This "questionnaire" is so silly.

As for pizza... I have a BBQ Coca-Cola one in my freezer to try out with my brother for tomorrow's dinner. That'll be interesting.
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jramirez23, you are just plain cool, not normal, and I think I will friend you:)

Trialia, I am a long term mudder, there is slang and alternative rules of punctuation and grammar for mudders because we survive by typing extremely fast and doing multiple things at once (through typing).

Nog for instance is slang for nodding, it's not a typo, its just a term mudders use.

Almost everything that can be shortened, or especially not use punctuation or parts of the keyboard you don't use regularly is removed. Therefore, even though I have actually taught English, graded papers, and got my masters with a 3.97 GPA, I will almost NEVER use you're when typing. Why? Because I type over 100 wpm, and I don't stop to think about it, I revert to the norm while mudding.

Also, even though you didn't answer the questions, I have to say anyone who will eat a BBQ coca-cola pizza....is not normal!!
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I'm not gonna put that kind of information out there. I don't want to be doxxed because I like pizza. And I sure as hell don't want the fbi to know I have foot fingers that I use to commit crimes.
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Do you like pizza? Yup.

Do you believe in aliens? That they exist in the universe, yes. Not that they visit us.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? No.

Do tentacles turn you on? No.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Not out loud.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? Nope.

Can you run more then 20 mph? I don't know.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? Zero.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? Bit of both.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? I only travel towards trains on clear days.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? I don't know but it's highly likely.

Do you want to be normal? No.
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Do you like pizza? Yes

Do you believe in aliens? Yes

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? Generally no, but exceptions can be made. Like a sweet offer.

Do tentacles turn you on? It depends on what they're doing.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Yes

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? Only if speakers or phones count.

Can you run more then 20 mph? No

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? Zero

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? I do what I came to do, so my own thing I guess.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? "MPH" indicates I'm probably in America, so the clouds would be gray (American spelling), as opposed to grey (British spelling).

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? Yes

Do you want to be normal? Yes
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*you're
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KeijiMaedaTiger You are probably some type of super hero in hiding (don't worry we won't tell) and NOT NORMAL!!!

BubbleGumCrisis, It's apparent that you have two personalities, one is fairly normal and the other is the Hyde to your Jeckle. You may not even know about the Hyde (or you maybe you do), but it's there. I assure you.

KJ StErOiDs Based only on your responses I get a strong British vibe from you, and while in general I might not classify you as normal, for a Brit I would (although you could totally be Doctor companion material).

dragon504, you're obviously normal.
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Do you like pizza?
yes
Do you believe in aliens?
yes, in the sense with millions of planets surely there are other human like beings out there. as far as the traditional roswell/unknown beings visiting earth, no.
Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?
for money, sure? otherwise no.
Do tentacles turn you on?
nope
Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis.
internally, sure. externally, once in a while, like when im thinking heavily
Has an inanimate object every cursed at you
not that i can recall
Can you run more then 20 mph?
no
How many fingers do you have on your right foot?
zero.h
When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?
as the romans do. I don't want to visit america in italy, I want to visit italy. I don't feel like most italians give a fuck about the leaning tower of pisa, so why should I?
If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?
black, as thats all id see as the train mauls me to death
When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?
it literally does
Do you want to be normal?
no

argonautweakend, normalcy is generally defined as being similar to a majority of people, and more specifically not having anything that makes you stand out from the norm. While I do not like being the bearer of bad news, I must say that your answers were fairly normal. You do seem to have an inner dialog and perhaps occasionally it escapes the confines of your mind.

That being said, I sense that the questions did not do you justice, and you are actually not normal, it was just not expressed in your answers, or perhaps, you have become used to pretending to be normal, and so the image you project has found it's way into even your responses.
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Do you like pizza?
Fuck yeah!

Do you believe in aliens?
Sure. Life has been nurtured on other planets.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?
No.

Do tentacles turn you on?
Not tentacles themselves, no.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis.
Yes. It's usually to make sure my mind is on track.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?
I recently had a Snickers call me foolish but that's more because I wanted to interpret it that way, I don't think it was specifically calling me foolish.

Can you run more then 20 mph?
No.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot?
None. I have 5 toes on my right foot.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?
My own thing.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?
White to dark gray depending on the weather.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?
Yes. The world doesn't revolve around me as much as I wish it did.

Do you want to be normal?
In some aspects, yes. In other aspects, no.
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trodi_911, Your love of pizza is inspiring, your interest in tentacles intriguing and your humbleness (as I personally believe the world does revolve around you (or all of us since we are all the same entity), refreshing.

You are your own person, with a love of pizza and a clear view of your universe, sadly other then the pizza part (and even there you are more enthusiastic than most), that is not normal, not normal at all.
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wolfy42 posted...

Do you like pizza? Yes
Do you believe in aliens? Somewhere there must be some, yes.
Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? No
Do tentacles turn you on? No
Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. Yes
Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? No
Can you run more then 20 mph? Probably not
How many fingers do you have on your right foot? Zero
When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? Own thing
If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? White or grey
When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? Yes
Do you want to be normal? Yes

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wolfy42 posted...

Trialia, I am a long term mudder, there is slang and alternative rules of punctuation and grammar for mudders because we survive by typing extremely fast and doing multiple things at once (through typing).

Nog for instance is slang for nodding, it's not a typo, its just a term mudders use.

Almost everything that can be shortened, or especially not use punctuation or parts of the keyboard you don't use regularly is removed. Therefore, even though I have actually taught English, graded papers, and got my masters with a 3.97 GPA, I will almost NEVER use you're when typing. Why? Because I type over 100 wpm, and I don't stop to think about it, I revert to the norm while mudding.

Also, even though you didn't answer the questions, I have to say anyone who will eat a BBQ coca-cola pizza....is not normal!!

I used to do 195 wpm. I never resorted to that.

As for the pizza, I don't know whether I'll like it yet. Never tried it before.
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Sahuagin, you have found the warm chewy center of normal and called it home. If normal was a cookie, you would be a brownie. What does that mean? You are to normal to understand.
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Trialia posted...

wolfy42 posted...

Trialia, I am a long term mudder, there is slang and alternative rules of punctuation and grammar for mudders because we survive by typing extremely fast and doing multiple things at once (through typing).

Nog for instance is slang for nodding, it's not a typo, its just a term mudders use.

Almost everything that can be shortened, or especially not use punctuation or parts of the keyboard you don't use regularly is removed. Therefore, even though I have actually taught English, graded papers, and got my masters with a 3.97 GPA, I will almost NEVER use you're when typing. Why? Because I type over 100 wpm, and I don't stop to think about it, I revert to the norm while mudding.

Also, even though you didn't answer the questions, I have to say anyone who will eat a BBQ coca-cola pizza....is not normal!!

I used to do 195 wpm. I never resorted to that.

As for the pizza, I don't know whether I'll like it yet. Never tried it before.

Woah!! Never tried pizza? That is like...actually I can't even think of what that is like....I mean.....never trying water?......maybe??....except I think pizza tastes better? OMG.

Also 195 is super fast, think I was around 130-140 according to that online typing competition website (Forget it's name), but yeah, it's not the typing speed itself, but more, just abbreviating everything and ditching almost all punctuation that is a hard habit to break once you do it for awhile.

Before I met my wife (6 months before in fact) I mudded hard core for a year (14 1/2 hours a day) with over 95% of the time in combat. Those bad habbits have followed me, and probably will forever.
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Do you like pizza?
Yes

Do you believe in aliens?
Depends...
Believe that the the universe is vast enough for other life to exist? Yes.
Believe that in the vastness of the universe Earth has been visited. No?

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?
No

Do tentacles turn you on?
No

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis.
No

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?
No, not even some.

Can you run more then 20 mph?
Sneaky 2 part question...
Can I run more? Not since the leg injury.
Can I, afterward, 20 mph? No.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot?
0, unless I'm clipping my toenails.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?
My own thing. Namely, freak out about how I got lost walking to my kitchen and wound up in Rome.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?
Not applicable. The sky would be clear.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?
Trick question. This implies that the universe is real to begin with.

Do you want to be normal?
No, it sounds boring.
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wolfy42 posted...

Do you like pizza? yes

Do you believe in aliens?

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? no

Do tentacles turn you on? no

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. yes

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? no

Can you run more then 20 mph? no

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? 5

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? no idea

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? pink

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? no
Do you want to be normal?

no
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Do you like pizza?
- What do you mean by like? Romantically? As a friend? As a tool? As a weapon to kill your enemies? As a vessel to summon the dead?
Do you believe in aliens?
- Considering the absurdity of the average being to the point of being alien, are you asking me if I believe in others?
Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?
- Is there a particular reason that I should?
Do tentacles turn you on?
- Can I control them to my bidding?
Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis.
- What interval would be required to be defined as regular?
Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?
- I'm not aware of what an "every curse" is. Could you clarify?
Can you run more then 20 mph?
- The question is, when you factor in the movements of the celestial bodies to your speed, can anyone even run as slow as 20 mph?
How many fingers do you have on your right foot?
- How am I to judge which foot is the right one? Who am I to declare my other feet wrong?
When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?
- Where, when, why, and how am I in rome?
If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?
- Is this a metaphor for death?
When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?
- How am I sure the universe exists when I'm awake?
Do you want to be normal?
- Why would I want to define myself by an ever changing arbitrary definition?

SKARDAVNELNATE, you are far far too wise to be normal.

Zacek, You are not normal in a not normal way, which weirdly still makes you not normal (double negatives don't work for normalcy).
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sveksii posted...

Do you like pizza?
- What do you mean by like? Romantically? As a friend? As a tool? As a weapon to kill your enemies? As a vessel to summon the dead?

Excellent answer, I realized your distance from normalcy right away, no need to read the rest, but I still did. The many uses of pizza is of course one of the reasons to love it so.

Do you believe in aliens?
- Considering the absurdity of the average being to the point of being alien, are you asking me if I believe in others?

I grok this response, we are all aliens, we are all one.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant?
- Is there a particular reason that I should?

Don't knock on it till you tried it!!

Do tentacles turn you on?
- Can I control them to my bidding?

Yup, and I like how you think.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis.
- What interval would be required to be defined as regular?

If you have to ask that question, you have already answered it.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?
- I'm not aware of what an "every curse" is. Could you clarify?

My apologies, I actually hail from an alternative universe where random letters pop up when you type. It's seriously annoying since nobody expects it in this universe and often they don't understand what I am trying to say. In this case though most did, I don't know y.

Can you run more then 20 mph?
- The question is, when you factor in the movements of the celestial bodies to your speed, can anyone even run as slow as 20 mph?

I don't care about gender, would you like to get married?:)

How many fingers do you have on your right foot?
- How am I to judge which foot is the right one? Who am I to declare my other feet wrong?

Very inclusive, I am sure your feet appreciate that. I do wonder at the number of feet you have though, and am curious if they might be married. If any of your feet are married, then the wife (not neccesarily based on gender) is the right one.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?
- Where, when, why, and how am I in rome?

I believe you traveled there via the Tardis after the new female doctor abducted you (we won't go into why...but it was kinky), the when and where portions of this question are under a gag order (well a gag was involved) and can not be revealed to the general public.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be?
- Is this a metaphor for death?

No, it's a question used to determine how well you pay attention to small details while impending doom is approaching, if you like rain, and how likely you are to be reincarnated as a rabbit.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?
- How am I sure the universe exists when I'm awake?

There are a few scientific methods that have been used to determine this, but I generally just suggest poking oneself in the eye...it usually clears things up pretty fast (Well aside from your eyesight that is).

Do you want to be normal?
- Why would I want to define myself by an ever changing arbitrary definition?

Camouflage !!
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I don't consider myself a normal person, but I do feel like I am grounded in reality and kinda see things in a fairly common sense, logical kinda way.

Some people who aren't normal and just weird. I'd say i'm not normal but not all that weird.

wolfy42 posted...

Trialia posted...

wolfy42 posted...

Trialia, I am a long term mudder, there is slang and alternative rules of punctuation and grammar for mudders because we survive by typing extremely fast and doing multiple things at once (through typing).

Nog for instance is slang for nodding, it's not a typo, its just a term mudders use.

Almost everything that can be shortened, or especially not use punctuation or parts of the keyboard you don't use regularly is removed. Therefore, even though I have actually taught English, graded papers, and got my masters with a 3.97 GPA, I will almost NEVER use you're when typing. Why? Because I type over 100 wpm, and I don't stop to think about it, I revert to the norm while mudding.

Also, even though you didn't answer the questions, I have to say anyone who will eat a BBQ coca-cola pizza....is not normal!!

I used to do 195 wpm. I never resorted to that.

As for the pizza, I don't know whether I'll like it yet. Never tried it before.

Woah!! Never tried pizza? That is like...actually I can't even think of what that is like....I mean.....never trying water?......maybe??....except I think pizza tastes better? OMG.

Also 195 is super fast, think I was around 130-140 according to that online typing competition website (Forget it's name), but yeah, it's not the typing speed itself, but more, just abbreviating everything and ditching almost all punctuation that is a hard habit to break once you do it for awhile.

Before I met my wife (6 months before in fact) I mudded hard core for a year (14 1/2 hours a day) with over 95% of the time in combat. Those bad habbits have followed me, and probably will forever.

Fair. I learned to type on an old Olivetti typewriter, so I had to actively teach myself to stop hammering the keys when I switched to a computer later on. I have trouble with dislocating my wrists and fingers if I get up to my full speed from years ago, now, so I have to be more careful, though it still happens every now & then when I get really angry.

Of course I've tried pizza, just not this kind.
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Trialia posted...

Fair. I learned to type on an old Olivetti typewriter, so I had to actively teach myself to stop hammering the keys when I switched to a computer later on. I have trouble with dislocating my wrists and fingers if I get up to my full speed from years ago, now, so I have to be more careful, though it still happens every now & then when I get really angry.

Of course I've tried pizza, just not this kind.

I typed on non-electric typewriters waaay in the past as well, and no way could I type nearly as fast as on electric ones later, or especially keyboards. I typed pretty fast as a kid (especially considering this was the late 70's and early 80s), but when I was 19, I went to a vocational school to become an electronic tech.

All the other students going to the school did not have their deplomas and had an hour a day that they worked on getting their GED. I used that time to practice my typing in the computer lab (the vocational school also had a secretary program...which I kinda wish I had done instead...since I only worked as an electric tech for like 2 years). Anyway, every day (for 9 months m-f), I practiced typing and increasing my speed. That is pretty much when I got up to my best speed.

Mudding etc, well......it's not really typing exactly, but reacting and was actually probably bad over all for my real typing speed because I have to think more about what I'm typing (and avoid using your instead or you're or mud slang etc), especially if I am typing stream of consciousness etc.

I'm good if it's like a typing test where I just need to type out something I'm reading etc though, which is why I was still able to get high speeds and win most battles back when I did the online typing competitions. The best players have around your speed (190-195), but they are extremely rare. I don't think I ever saw anyone, or competed against anyone, with over 140.

Anyway, pheeew, that makes more sense about the pizza lol. I mean....if you have allergies etc, I could see never getting to try pizza...but....I'm not sure if such a life is worth living!!
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wolfy42 posted...

SKARDAVNELNATE, you are far far too wise to be normal.

So, not my normal. I not responsible for what happens with it then.
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Do you like pizza? yes

Do you believe in aliens? yes

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? no

Do tentacles turn you on? no

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis. yes

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you?no but I've talked to trees

Can you run more then 20 mph?yes

How many fingers do you have on your right foot?0

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing?do my own thing

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? white or gray

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?yes

Do you want to be normal?never
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SunWuKung420, the answers to your questions were inconclusive, but, luckily, I was able to use one answer to do a bit of research.

I talked to a tree in my front yard and asked it to get on the tree network and see what the other trees have to say about you.

While unable to track down the trees you have talked to, many trees did recognize who you are (which I must admit is impressive since I have no clue, but trees are seriously wise). Anyway, they have been watching you and informed me that you are in no way, even close, to normal.

I have no clue why that is, but I'm gonna go with the trees.
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Do you like pizza? Yes, I'm not that fussy on the toppings either.

Do you believe in aliens? Somewhat, I'm a sceptic and a believer at the same time.

Would you lick the doorknob at a restaurant? No thank you.

Do tentacles turn you on? They turn me off if anything.

Do you talk to yourself on a regular basis? I sing to myself and speak to my cat.

Has an inanimate object every cursed at you? I can't recall that ever happening, no.

Can you run more then 20 mph? I very much doubt it.

How many fingers do you have on your right foot? None, I'm a freak like that.

When in rome, would you do as the romans do, or do your own thing? I would do what the Greeks did, just to piss them off.

If a train is traveling at you at 100 mph and you are traveling towards the train at 3 mph, what color would the clouds be? Not sure, I would have to check the weather forecast.

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist? As far as I know, yes. I'm not that significant in the grand scheme of the universe at this current time.

Do you want to be normal? What is the definiton of 'normal'? This is a subjective subject, I cannot say.
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wolfy42 posted...

When you go to sleep, does the universe continue to exist?

Yes but you as a collection of bioelectric energy within the brain (your consciousness (your self)) ceases to exist as new bioelectric currents are generated mere moments later; nearly instantaneously, from nerves, in order to replace you. The new bioelectricity zips around in the same cortex and lobes, picking up all the information left behind by the previous brainwaves and the ones before that, and then establishing itself as the new self fully believing it is the same self as before it lost consciousness. When in actuality it is an entirely new set of bioelectricity, it just inherited the home.
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TommySnipeZ_182 Subjectively you are abnormally normal. Also your cat likes your singing, try doing it in cat language (meow, meow meow meow, meeeoooooooooW!!). They love that.

ZBug, this is true, but it is also true that for every possible variable in the universe, a new universe is created, which ends up creating endless (near infinite) versions of yourself in a universe that is exactly the same except for minor differences on pluto. Each of these selves are identical in every way, so when you die, the brain waves actually transfer over to another self, meaning there is no loss of consciousness, and no way to end ones existence.
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