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Killmonger
08/09/19 1:36:11 AM
#103:


Nobody touches my mother. Not even my daddy.

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ledbowman
08/09/19 1:47:23 AM
#104:


I just love the batter - all over my face.
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StickFigures720
08/09/19 2:01:03 AM
#105:


Dumb. Florida. Moron.
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closetjpopfan
08/09/19 8:40:53 AM
#106:


Darmik posted...
Clothes lead to immorality! Nudity stops people from fighting. Have you see an issue of National Geographic lately? People around the world are nude. You don't want to shoot a machine gun or a howitzer or a flamethrower if you're naked. It could burn or scold in quite a personal fashion, quite frankly. Have you been to the zoo? Animals are naked. If everyone were naked, there'd be no war. Everyone's complaining about crime and the theft of cars in the city. No one's ever stolen my car. No one's ever pick-pocketed me. They've never even tried.

The lion goes naked... and the lion is the king of the jungle!
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pegusus123456
08/09/19 8:43:21 AM
#107:


Darmik posted...
Clothes lead to immorality! Nudity stops people from fighting. Have you see an issue of National Geographic lately? People around the world are nude. You don't want to shoot a machine gun or a howitzer or a flamethrower if you're naked. It could burn or scold in quite a personal fashion, quite frankly. Have you been to the zoo? Animals are naked. If everyone were naked, there'd be no war. Everyone's complaining about crime and the theft of cars in the city. No one's ever stolen my car. No one's ever pick-pocketed me. They've never even tried.

I mean, he's not wrong.
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Killmonger
08/09/19 9:57:07 AM
#108:


What comes with the aftertaste of pussy?

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Killmonger
08/09/19 7:00:59 PM
#110:


First I'm gonna beat you up, then Im gonna beat you off!

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Alex1976
08/09/19 9:38:11 PM
#111:


Eh, I had that now!
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When modern man does the same thing, they call it GOLF.
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TheHoldSteady
08/09/19 9:41:13 PM
#112:


There's gotta be a limit, kid. A point where even assholes like us say enough is e-fucking-nough. Human stew. That's my limit. I know that now.

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StickFigures720
08/09/19 11:39:33 PM
#114:


No money, no funny bunny, honey!
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Killmonger
08/09/19 11:40:29 PM
#115:


Sleep in your own bed, bitch!
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Tupacrulez
08/10/19 12:18:51 AM
#116:


DAMNATION!! NO DONATION, NO SALVATlON!!
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Suck less, Rock Moar
You're straight up right --r4xor
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StickFigures720
08/10/19 2:19:43 AM
#117:


Gimme your wallet!
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Southernfatman
08/10/19 3:46:46 AM
#118:


*Burp*
*Fart*
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When I sin I sin real good.
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StickFigures720
08/10/19 11:06:24 AM
#119:


You're like my asshole, always holding up shit!
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ledbowman
08/10/19 1:49:26 PM
#120:


Eject! PLASTIC CRAP! You doing this to me?
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Pandamonic
08/10/19 2:15:49 PM
#122:


Male voice: Would you like a giraffe?

Cow: Mooooo!

Male voice: Have one delivered! Just log on to petsovernight.com, and we'll send you a giraffe... overnight!
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StickFigures720
08/10/19 3:00:59 PM
#124:


Underwear is overrated.
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Killmonger
08/10/19 3:39:51 PM
#125:


We're the police, moron! We got a helicopter!
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Alex1976
08/11/19 7:28:49 PM
#126:


I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second and fate shovels shit in my face!
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