Current Events > ITT: We quote Grand Theft Auto games

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Yeah, hi, I love the show, love hearing people's opinions, that's what made this country great. People. And opinions. And stuff. Most of all, guns. I've had it with people whining about 'guns kill people,' guns don't kill people, death kills people. Ask a doctor, it's a medical fact. You can't die from a bullet.You can die from a cardiac arrest or organ failure or a major hemorrhage, small piece of metal ain't the problem. Besides, I only use my machine-gun in the safety of my own home and car. I ain't hurting nobody. And countries that don't have guns ain't American.
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My mothers my sister
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He so down for the hood he ignores me?
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I never asked your sister out!
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Steroids make your dick do what?!
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You like my asshole always holding up shit!

Niko Bellic!

Listen, man - when I was a kid, swimming off the Santa Maria, I once got a condom stuck to my face.
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Give me your SHARK CARD and get on the ground!
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In jail, being on top ain't gay.

What, she's my cousin!?
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There's a place you can go.
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I know a place on the edge of the Red Light District where we can lay low, but my hands are all messed up so you better drive, brother.
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Ah, shit, here we go again. Worst place in the world, Rolling Heights Ballas country. I ain't represented Grove Street in 5 years, but the Ballas won't give a shit.

Ah shit, here we go again

Edit: fucking SNIPED!
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But, but the thing is Lazlow, when, when, when I was a naughty boy, I, I, I...I would get spanked. N...nanny...nanny would spank me...when I was naughty, and now...now Freddy needs a nanny, because when Freddy's naughty, he needs to get spanked.
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"Ah'll grill your ass!"
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Nanny-nanny-boo-boo, stick your head in doo-doo!

Hey Joey when ya gonna drill me?

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Nice ass, baby.

"Here's a donation of $10 from Fran in Little Haiti. We think she could have given more."

"Yes, mean bitch. I hope she dies an agonizing death."
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Strider102 posted...

"Here's a donation of $10 from Fran in Little Haiti. We think she could have given more."

"Yes, mean bitch. I hope she dies an agonizing death."

I have zero memory of this one, but I can hear it perfectly.

Another good one from SA:
"When you take the worst qualities of an elephant and a donkey, you get a lotta shit."
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After five years on the east coast, it was time to go home.

"Stay with me. Stay with Fernando. Por favor. Mi amor. Siolito. It's like Fernando said to his ex-wife: "I love you, please, don't leave me. It is not what you think; I was bitten by a snake, and the nice lady, she came to suck out the poison. The story, she no work very well."
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I think its funny as hell when in gta 5 you sometimes hear a pedestrian say ohhh ho ho ho fuck like all drawn out
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Love Fist ruined my life!
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Darmik posted...

Yeah, hi, I love the show, love hearing people's opinions, that's what made this country great. People. And opinions. And stuff. Most of all, guns. I've had it with people whining about 'guns kill people,' guns don't kill people, death kills people. Ask a doctor, it's a medical fact. You can't die from a bullet.You can die from a cardiac arrest or organ failure or a major hemorrhage, small piece of metal ain't the problem. Besides, I only use my machine-gun in the safety of my own home and car. I ain't hurting nobody. And countries that don't have guns ain't American.

Phil Cassidy?

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Random guy on Chaterbox @Verdekal
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"My needs are greater than yours."
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This is the last dance for Lance Vance!

Get in thee back AAAHHHH!!!!!!!

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I did your wife, you poor bastard!
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In the Navy!
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cinco cinco cinco nueve dos nueve dos
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I smoke cuz it gives me knowledge!
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Alex: Absolutely! Those statistics are interesting, but like all
statistics, they are also irrelevant. Let me give you a better
statistic, Chavez. In 1980, when I was elected and you were, according
to the intelligence gathered on you, a man with no mission. You worked
as a clown at birthday parties, corporate functions, bar mitzvahs, and
go-go bars. You, realizing that you were a hollow man that can only
take on the personality of others, decided to become an actor... And
despite going up for 17 auditions that year, you only got work as a
fluffer in a sex ed. video. Your tax returns show that you earn less
than $2000. Suffering from anxiety, you attended a group therapy for a
year and considered getting a sex change. An idiot liberal felt sorry
for you and now you host your own radio show, write a newspaper column
(that lines my bird cage), you got an ex-wife and an attractive
girlfriend although she's married to your best friend, and you're on top
of the world. So answer me this... Can you really say the years of
living under my administration have been bad for you?
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im real liberal
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xsouljah posted...

You, realizing that you were a hollow man that can only
take on the personality of others, decided to become an actor

Got-damn
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You can sail the seven seas.
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Darmik posted...

guns don't kill people, death kills people.

Goddammit this was what I came here to say.
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Hey Cesar, the Yay leavin' San Fierro right?
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Laughing vampires dance!
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If you want to see them cry,
Poke them in the eye!
Put their fingers in the socket and watch them fry!
Taxi drivers must die!!!
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Them white boys had me on crystal meth
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Say hello to 8-Ball, ladies!
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G-g-g-giggle cream
Wah wah, waaaah wah wah wah
That's the sound I love
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Hey cowboy! You mind I fucked your old lady? I'm sorry what was that? No? You don't mind because you're a dead man and the only sentient part of you left is this little bit of brain in the gristle on the end of my boot? Well, thank you very much cowboy!

Also

I'm a part of a group called Citizens Raging Against Phones.
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