Current Events > Unpopular opinion. I hate people who assume I want to pet their dog.

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pinky0926
07/24/19 6:31:48 AM
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I'm sitting here in the office and in walks someone related to one of the directors, with their country dog, no lead. This thing probably hasn't ever had a bath. She just strolls in with this mangy ass fucking dog and it comes straight up and jumps on me as I'm at my desk, smelling like a wet pile of laundry, wafting bad breath all over my hands and malting dead hair all over my pants. Now I have sticky fingers and smell like I need a bath too.

I guess there's an assumption that everyone wants to fawn over every dog within range but personally, I just don't care. Hi doggy. Go away doggy.

I know this makes me a miserable bastard. Keep your stinking mutt away from me.
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PikachuMaxwell
07/24/19 7:47:32 AM
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I agree and totally understand.
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Sunhawk
07/24/19 7:48:02 AM
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Godnorgosh posted...
Okay, Patrick Bateman


Lol.

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knutjob
07/24/19 7:48:22 AM
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PikachuMaxwell posted...
I agree and totally understand.
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Holy_Pumpkin
07/24/19 9:05:43 AM
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If the dog isn't groomed and trained not to jump on others, then yes I could see why one would not be a fan and I wouldn't either.
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Balrog0
07/24/19 9:06:31 AM
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I only like small dogs but Ill pretend to like bigger dogs
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Havik
07/24/19 9:06:32 AM
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knutjob posted...
PikachuMaxwell posted...
I agree and totally understand.

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07/24/19 9:07:16 AM
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"I'm allergic to dog hair, you are now aware that bring a fucking dog into work is a really dumb idea and I'm out of work for a week"
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Turbam
07/24/19 9:08:42 AM
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I only like big dogs but I'll pretend to like smaller dogs
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DevsBro
07/24/19 9:10:18 AM
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I actually find that most of the time, dog owners hold onto the leash with an iron grip, to the point that it's almost distressing.

Unless you're in their house lol.
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Dyinglegacy
07/24/19 9:12:51 AM
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You fucking monster
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Giant_Aspirin
07/24/19 9:34:23 AM
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i love doggies but that person was a total jerk for bringing an unleashed dog into an office like that. people usually don't want dog hair all over their work clothes.
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Sphyx
07/24/19 11:06:23 AM
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pinky0926 posted...
I'm at my desk, smelling like a wet pile of laundry, wafting bad breath all over my hands and malting dead hair all over my pants

This made me laugh until i realised how out of context i was taking it
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Funkydog
07/24/19 11:07:47 AM
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I think all of CE should put you on ignore now tbh.
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pauIie
07/24/19 11:18:33 AM
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i can understand wanting dog owners who have jumpy dogs to try to keep them from doing so.

but how do you not want to pet dogs? to the point where it actually bothers you and you make threads about it online. weird.
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SwayM
07/24/19 11:19:17 AM
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I think youre probably making the dog sound worse than it was.

Everyone loves dogs. If ya dont youre an alien.
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AvlButtslam
07/24/19 11:27:06 AM
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People need to get over that not everyone likes your dog.
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pinky0926
07/24/19 11:56:18 AM
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pauIie posted...
i can understand wanting dog owners who have jumpy dogs to try to keep them from doing so.

but how do you not want to pet dogs? to the point where it actually bothers you and you make threads about it online. weird.


I don't like being randomly covered in another creature's bodily fluid out of the blue on a tuesday morning in the office until i smell terrible, it's weird right
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Wetterdew
07/24/19 12:00:56 PM
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Agreed, it's such a rude assumption to make that everybody is okay with your dog running up to them.

I love petting cute dogs. Something like a bulldog or a greyhound? Yes please. But I don't like labradors, golden retrievers, and a few other popular breeds dog owners think everybody loves. I want them to stay away from me. Unfortunately those are the kinds of breeds that are usually poorly trained and they'll barrel up to you and start slobbering
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