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JBaLLEN66
07/15/19 11:54:45 AM
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how do I get rid of it
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Evening_Dragon
07/15/19 11:55:26 AM
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Stop being a villain and it becomes kung fu grip
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lww99
07/15/19 11:56:01 AM
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Death grip? Is this a term for being overbearing? New to me.
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Goats
07/15/19 11:56:07 AM
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Dump her ass. Death Knights btw lugia
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littlebro07
07/15/19 11:56:48 AM
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lww99 posted...
Death grip? Is this a term for being overbearing? New to me.


It means he jerks it too much and too tightly that he can't get it up when his girlfriend wants him to so she thinks he's not attracted to her anymore
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SSJGrimReaper
07/15/19 11:59:20 AM
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littlebro07 posted...
lww99 posted...
Death grip? Is this a term for being overbearing? New to me.


It means he jerks it too much and too tightly that he can't get it up when his girlfriend wants him to so she thinks he's not attracted to her anymore

tc suffers from a severe case of beatus meatus
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SquantoZ
07/15/19 12:00:35 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
how do I get rid of it


1. Stop beating meat.
2. Stop watching pron.
3. Profit
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JBaLLEN66
07/15/19 12:03:32 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
JBaLLEN66 posted...
how do I get rid of it


1. Stop beating meat.
2. Stop watching pron.
3. Profit


put I get hawny :(
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SquantoZ
07/15/19 12:06:25 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
SquantoZ posted...
JBaLLEN66 posted...
how do I get rid of it


1. Stop beating meat.
2. Stop watching pron.
3. Profit


put I get hawny :(


I tweaked your personalized beating reduction plan to meet your specific needs. See the new detailed plan below:

1a. Practice self control
1b. Stop beating meat
1c. Stop watching pron.
2. Exercise more.
3. Prophet.

Sources: Experience. Been there, done that.
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JBaLLEN66
07/15/19 12:07:30 PM
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SquantoZ posted...
JBaLLEN66 posted...
SquantoZ posted...
JBaLLEN66 posted...
how do I get rid of it


1. Stop beating meat.
2. Stop watching pron.
3. Profit


put I get hawny :(


I tweaked your personalized beating reduction plan to meet your specific needs. See the new detailed plan below:

1a. Practice self control
1b. Stop beating meat
1c. Stop watching pron.
2. Exercise more.
3. Prophet.

Sources: Experience. Been there, done that.


How long did it take
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SSJGrimReaper
07/15/19 12:08:49 PM
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TC is beatin it as he replies to this topic
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Turbam
07/15/19 12:09:40 PM
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How often do you jerk off, TC?
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SquantoZ
07/15/19 12:10:00 PM
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3 minutes.

My billable rate is $10,000/hour. Your bill comes out to $167.00. I take cash, cashier's check, or venmo.
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JBaLLEN66
07/15/19 12:12:08 PM
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Turbam posted...
How often do you jerk off, TC?


like once every 2 days

I'mSquantoZ posted...
3 minutes.

My billable rate is $10,000/hour. Your bill comes out to $167.00. I take cash, cashier's check, or venmo.


I'm POE
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Turbam
07/15/19 12:14:08 PM
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Try making it once every four days.
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lww99
07/15/19 12:23:25 PM
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Oh. Yeah this has never been an issue for me, and Im a chronic fapper.

Usually at least one session per day, sometimes more.

My fianc has a lower sex drive than me, so I usually gotta hold myself over.
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KillerKhan420
07/15/19 12:27:49 PM
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It's not your grip that does it, it's how many times you do it that's ruined it. Try not doing it for a few weeks and see how it goes then. Oh and a diet change and exercise on top of that will help as well.
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JBaLLEN66
07/15/19 12:33:39 PM
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KillerKhan420 posted...
It's not your grip that does it, it's how many times you do it that's ruined it. Try not doing it for a few weeks and see how it goes then. Oh and a diet change and exercise on top of that will help as well.


is once every other day that bad?
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lww99
07/15/19 1:01:55 PM
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JBaLLEN66 posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...
It's not your grip that does it, it's how many times you do it that's ruined it. Try not doing it for a few weeks and see how it goes then. Oh and a diet change and exercise on top of that will help as well.


is once every other day that bad?


Not in my opinion.

Are you only able to get it up for porn, but not for your gf?
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Evening_Dragon
07/15/19 1:05:47 PM
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Cardio sucks, but it's the fastest fix for limpdick.
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