Current Events > Customer: What can I do to get a case of beer?

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Aristoph 07/12/19 3:09:40 AM #1:	NOTE: Our alcohol sales cut off at 1am and we can start selling it again at 5:30am. This happened just before 2am. Customer: Heeeeey! How are you tonight? Me: Hey, I'm doing pretty good. How are you? Customer: Great! Listen...I know it's late but do you think you could do me a favor? Me: ....I guess that depends on the favor? What do you need? Customer: My friends sent me up here. I told them it was too late, but they kept insisting so...what do I have to do to walk out of here with a case of Budweiser? Me: checks clock ...wait about 4 hours. Customer: Yeah, that's what I figured. I told them you'd say no, but they made me come up because I'm the one with the biggest tits... Me: confused expression Customer: Would anything happen if they were to "accidentally" (yes, she actually made air quotes) pop out? Me: Well I suppose you would wait 4 hours topless. Customer: ...I'll just have a pack of Marlboros, please. Me: Sure thing. This is a first. I kind of wonder if she would have actually done it? Meh, a pair of tits isn't worth the store going out of business after losing our liquor license. They did look nice, though they probably would have had better luck if they'd sent someone else as I'm not a huge fan of big tits. I prefer more petite athletic girls. Anybody else actually have this kind of thing happen to them? I thought it was just a thing in movies, but apparently there are actually women out there that do it. Who knew? --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:924576715] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote>NOTE: Our alcohol sales cut off at 1am and we can start selling it again at 5:30am. This happened just before 2am. Customer: Heeeeey! How are you tonight? Me: Hey, I'm doing pretty good. How are you? Customer: Great! Listen...I know it's late but do you think you could do me a favor? Me: ....I guess that depends on the favor? What do you need? Customer: My friends sent me up here. I told them it was too late, but they kept insisting so...what do I have to do to walk out of here with a case of Budweiser? Me: checks clock ...wait about 4 hours. Customer: Yeah, that's what I figured. I told them you'd say no, but they made me come up because I'm the one with the biggest tits... Me: confused expression Customer: Would anything happen if they were to "accidentally" (yes, she actually made air quotes) pop out? Me: Well I suppose you would wait 4 hours topless. Customer: ...I'll just have a pack of Marlboros, please. Me: Sure thing. This is a first. I kind of wonder if she would have actually done it? Meh, a pair of tits isn't worth the store going out of business after losing our liquor license. They did look nice, though they probably would have had better luck if they'd sent someone else as I'm not a huge fan of big tits. I prefer more petite athletic girls. Anybody else actually have this kind of thing happen to them? I thought it was just a thing in movies, but apparently there are actually women out there that do it. Who knew?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 07/12/19 3:12:32 AM #2:	Should have gotten a blow job and then still said you have to wait 2 hours. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:924576766] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote>Should have gotten a blow job and then still said you have to wait 2 hours.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LightningAce11 07/12/19 3:14:22 AM #3:	5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9 --- https://i.imgtc.ws/nDVyBfn.gif <cite>LightningAce11 posted [p:924576789] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote>5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 07/12/19 3:18:23 AM #4:	LightningAce11 posted... 5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9 We're open 24 hours. Our alocohol sales stop at 1 and restart at 5:30 per our license. 1am is, to my knowledge, the latest any store is allowed in the region (if not the whole state, Ohio). Is it stupid? Yes. But it's still the law and there's some ridiculously hefty punishments for a business breaking it. --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:924576860] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9</quote> We're open 24 hours. Our alocohol sales stop at 1 and restart at 5:30 per our license. 1am is, to my knowledge, the latest any store is allowed in the region (if not the whole state, Ohio). Is it stupid? Yes. But it's still the law and there's some ridiculously hefty punishments for a business breaking it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ultimate reaver 07/12/19 3:20:09 AM #5:	dear penthouse. i never thought it would happen to me, --- butts <cite>ultimate reaver posted [p:924576893] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote>dear penthouse. i never thought it would happen to me,</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FL81 07/12/19 3:21:47 AM #6:	Blue laws need to go --- https://i.imgtc.ws/uBYqPMK.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/UAGNJFv.gif https://i.imgtc.ws/cBTnWgf.png https://i.imgtc.ws/wdjM3F8.png <cite>FL81 posted [p:924576930] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote>Blue laws need to go</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Heineken14 07/12/19 3:24:24 AM #7:	FL81 posted... Blue laws need to go For real. Trying to get started early boating on a Sunday and you have to wait until after noon to buy booze is ridiculous. --- Rage is a hell of an anesthetic. <cite>Heineken14 posted [p:924576974] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote><cite>FL81 posted...</cite> <quote>Blue laws need to go</quote> For real. Trying to get started early boating on a Sunday and you have to wait until after noon to buy booze is ridiculous.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 07/12/19 3:25:21 AM #8:	LightningAce11 posted... 5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9 There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign, Twenty million starving and writhing in pain. Vicious_Dios Original - https://i.imgtc.ws/Zl0aw6F.png <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:924576990] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote><cite>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9</quote> There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 07/12/19 3:26:16 AM #9:	MabusIncarnate posted... LightningAce11 posted... 5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9 There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific? --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:924577004] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9</quote> There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA</quote> HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
fuzzylittlbunny 07/12/19 3:34:11 AM #10:	When I worked at Foodland we stopped selling liquor at 11:50 p.m. lol. But I'm guessing the cutoff is midnight and they just wanted to be safe. Wait my bad, maybe it was 10:50 because it says the cutoff for non-bars is 11 p.m. But I could've sworn it was near midnight :< --- ( ^_^)/\(^_^ ) Maya high five! <cite>fuzzylittlbunny posted [p:924577160] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote>When I worked at Foodland we stopped selling liquor at 11:50 p.m. lol. But I'm guessing the cutoff is midnight and they just wanted to be safe. Wait my bad, maybe it was 10:50 because it says the cutoff for non-bars is 11 p.m. But I could've sworn it was near midnight :<</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 07/12/19 3:36:05 AM #11:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... LightningAce11 posted... 5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9 There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific? I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day." --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:924577200] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9</quote> There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA</quote> HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific?</quote> I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 07/12/19 3:37:18 AM #12:	Aristoph posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... LightningAce11 posted... 5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9 There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific? I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day." Sounds like religion had a hand in that horse shit. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:924577216] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote><cite>Aristoph posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9</quote> There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA</quote> HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific?</quote> I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day."</quote> Sounds like religion had a hand in that horse shit.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Aristoph 07/12/19 3:43:38 AM #13:	Johnny_Nutcase posted... Aristoph posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... LightningAce11 posted... 5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9 There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific? I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day." Sounds like religion had a hand in that horse shit. Guaranteed. :-/ --- PSN ID: Aristoph http://www.youtube.com/user/SotCRules <cite>Aristoph posted [p:924577327] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Aristoph posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9</quote> There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA</quote> HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific?</quote> I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day."</quote> Sounds like religion had a hand in that horse shit.</quote> Guaranteed. :-/</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Johnny_Nutcase 07/12/19 3:58:24 AM #14:	Aristoph posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... Aristoph posted... Johnny_Nutcase posted... MabusIncarnate posted... LightningAce11 posted... 5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9 There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific? I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day." Sounds like religion had a hand in that horse shit. Guaranteed. :-/ And all the normal people in Utah have to go to Arizona or Colorado on Sunday to buy booze. What a joke. --- I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson <cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted [p:924577564] in Customer: ... [t:77858013]...</cite> <quote><cite>Aristoph posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Aristoph posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Johnny_Nutcase posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>LightningAce11 posted...</cite> <quote>5:30 am to 1 am? My place is open 9 to 9</quote> There's a lot of strange alcohol purchase time laws in the USA</quote> HAHA. I know right? 5:30am?? Why that specific?</quote> I believe that's what is considered the "start" of a new workday, business-wise. So like on Sundays we can't sell wine or liquor, only beer (another fucking stupid law). Well we're still allowed to sell wine at 12:30 am on Sunday because it's still technically considered the "saturday business day."</quote> Sounds like religion had a hand in that horse shit.</quote> Guaranteed. :-/</quote> And all the normal people in Utah have to go to Arizona or Colorado on Sunday to buy booze. What a joke.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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