LogFAQs > #924576715

NOTE: Our alcohol sales cut off at 1am and we can start selling it again at 5:30am. This happened just before 2am.

Customer: Heeeeey! How are you tonight?
Me: Hey, I'm doing pretty good. How are you?
Customer: Great! Listen...I know it's late but do you think you could do me a favor?
Me: ....I guess that depends on the favor? What do you need?
Customer: My friends sent me up here. I told them it was too late, but they kept insisting so...what do I have to do to walk out of here with a case of Budweiser?
Me: *checks clock* ...wait about 4 hours.
Customer: Yeah, that's what I figured. I told them you'd say no, but they made me come up because I'm the one with the biggest tits...
Me: *confused expression*
Customer: Would anything happen if they were to "accidentally" (yes, she actually made air quotes) pop out?
Me: Well I suppose you would wait 4 hours topless.
Customer: ...I'll just have a pack of Marlboros, please.
Me: Sure thing.

This is a first. I kind of wonder if she would have actually done it? Meh, a pair of tits isn't worth the store going out of business after losing our liquor license. They did look nice, though they probably would have had better luck if they'd sent someone else as I'm not a huge fan of big tits. I prefer more petite athletic girls.

Anybody else actually have this kind of thing happen to them? I thought it was just a thing in movies, but apparently there are actually women out there that do it. Who knew?
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