Current Events > XVI: slap's mac clapback

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Are there any must buy games on this current steam sale that I should get
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gamer firl piss simulator
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Dr. Phils youre ugly, youre disgusting, Im gonna kill you, give me 200 dollars simulator
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I don't think those are real games
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gamer firl piss simulator is a lifestyle
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i developed both of those games and g2a stole all the keys to them and are selling them for a million follars a piece
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Hey buddy, I think you've got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.
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TIL: when Vader burned on Mustafar

The Force protected his manhood
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the force keepin an eye out for the real ones
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I cant breath out nose
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mouth breather
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Get Well Soon
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I will take this over vomiting tbh

I think the bbq I ate on the 4th was BAD bc im not stomach sick anymore
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whered ya get it? bc the nicer the bbq place, the less trustworthy the food
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as im sure you well know, dont let me be patronizing. you live in dang bama lmao
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Fuck bama

Damn I think Im falling hard for my friend fuck
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Im not really looking for a relationship right now...

This is way too early to be up. Why did I pick this shift
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PleaseClap posted...

Im not really looking for a relationship right now...

https://imgur.com/6hSZWl7
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What if we kissed at the belle delphine bath water factory
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what if I put my belle delphine bath water jar next to yours? haha just kidding... unless?
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https://i.redd.it/s9r78amkmv831.png
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weeb memes reeeeeee
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A GRIL asked me if I wanted to hang out this week

Seems very suspicious to me
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holy shit can they do that??
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and I said hey

mcpwnia posted...

https://i.redd.it/s9r78amkmv831.png

my king
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Hey
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what's going on?
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Do you ever dream that you're happy and then wake up and it's super depressing
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yeah
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the SwSh hate is exhausting
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I will never back down from my disdain
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tom petty would be proud
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CookieMarvin posted...

tom petty would be proud

;_;7
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I will also always hate Sword/Shield
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my chair broke
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you hate everything though

rip chair
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I like spiderman
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https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/416285915187773440/597944210678611988/image0.jpg

Me playing apex with the boys
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lmao
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its made me play as wraith every time Ive gotten on this season and its got me wanting to end it all
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I liked the robot guy, swinging is fun.

My Fitbit comes today :)
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Everything hurts
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I feel u
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gotta admit I really fuckin love the album Prom King by Skylar Spence
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I remember when he was st. pepsi and now hes like, a semi-well established pop artist that my mom listens to and shit. its kinda crazy
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Counting down the days until this job is over

only 57 more working days
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"hey do you mind babysitting your Alzheimers ridden grandmother for the next two hours?"

hell yeah dude this is exactly how I wanted to spend my evening fantastic
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My mind was fucking blown when I found out he was Saint Pepsi. I was wondering why he kept showing up in my chillwave/synth daily mix on spotify then I didn't find out until after I was in love with Prom King. I can't wait for his new stuff. My mom said part of Fiona Coyne to my dog in the car

PleaseClap posted...

"hey do you mind babysitting your Alzheimers ridden grandmother for the next two hours?"

hell yeah dude this is exactly how I wanted to spend my evening fantastic

fuck...
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PleaseClap posted...

Everything hurts

Damn rt sis
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great, now we're setting up a "coverage" schedule for her
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