Current Events > XVI: slap's mac clapback

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remember when we let the topic purge

we done come a long way. the last one only took a month!
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Both of the people scheduled to work the fourth have texted me to ask if I can work their shifts

Thats a big fat no
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I keep forgetting about CE.
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Cemith kind of forgot about the iron fleet
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I'm a fucking idiot so I texted the girl I can't get over about spiderman
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not a bad topic
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Unless she dont like Spider-Man

In which case she aint worth it
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DezDroppedFreak posted...

Unless she dont like Spider-Man

In which case she aint worth it

She's told me before he's her favorite superhero

But she thought Spider-Man 2 was just okay and said 3 was her favorite of the original trilogy and that has me reevaluating things
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I fully respect her wrong opinion
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I don't
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i dont respect her at all
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3 is neat because they turn parts of sandman into glass when they throw the spicy grenades at him
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Yeah but 3 also has a terrible Venom and eyeliner Peter dancing (which yes was so bad it's good but still)

This at least has helped me realize this girl and I aren't compatible at all, I mean come on, Spider-Man 3? Please.

just kidding I still like her because I'm fucking stupid
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topher grace as eddie brock is hi-fuckin-larious, but also spiderman 3 venom is maybe the least hot venom iteration ive seen. symbiote gave him zero muscles and zero sauce. Venom venom was much better. obscenely buff comic venom is still the best though prolly
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everything is terrible
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That's a major understatement
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Don't talk to me
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Cried laughing last night at a my name jeff joke, I guess you could say Im epic
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xD
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https://twitter.com/milfabbacchio/status/1146453711771885568?s=21
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the reply
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NO I DIDNT SEE THAT

caps and all
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milf
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Yeet
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Damn everybody fighting to play as mf Wattson cant get a game in with her
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is that the new apex character

i still haven't launched that game
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I had to play as wraith for a daily challenge today and I wanted to claw my eyes out. reward me for playing chappie more pl0x
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Yeah Wattson is new and shes rad af
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I have an appointment on friday and I'm big scared
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Good luck!
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all these goddamn alts crawling around with 7 karma and 300 amp are so embarrassing
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ultimate embarrassment tbh

Pretty wild earthquake just now
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haha did you mom get out of bed or something

gottem...
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no, johnny fell
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epic...
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Happy 4th of July from the 23rd President of the United States Funny Valentine

https://i.redd.it/s2ccxsl7n7831.jpg
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dude goes from tiny and chubby to please hit my fucking dms in an instant
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I'm even bigger scared now
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Just think about yesterdays freedom dota game and how we were both god gamers. Itll be okay.

you can do this bud its okay you got this :)
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I frowed up 3 times here at work but gotta stay the whole 12 hours bc no one can relieve me

Bc I am relieving two different ppl today

Oh the ironing
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jesus christ that sucks freak. lo siento
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gamer girl piss
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mcpwnia posted...

Just think about yesterdays freedom dota game and how we were both god gamers. Itll be okay.

you can do this bud its okay you got this :)

You abhorrent scum. You ignorant fool. I will sue you. You are going to be the target of the greatest lawsuit the world has ever seen. You don't know why? It's completely obvious. It's so obvious, the most deplorable peasant could grasp the full magnitude of your wickedness and treachery with the greatest of ease. Your actions cry out for mercy, and I will be happy to deliver it. And if you're thinking this is a mistake, or merely a deception of mine, you're sadly mistaken, my friend. I have indisputable proof of your continued harassment and other offenses. Even without it, the jury would take one look at you and decide. The incomprehensible magnitude of your crimes brings with it unavoidable, infinite guilt, and whether you notice it or not, everyone else does. Are you interested in who will be serving as the offense attorney? I'll tell you. It's my father. Your defense? It doesn't matter, in fact, they might just not give you one even to spare just one individual from the trauma. My father is the greatest lawyer in the US, the world, and human history, including the future, which he knows due to the fact that he sued the future and they travelled back in time to tell him. He's served for hundreds of Supreme Court cases, and he's won every single one. You may have never thought about being court-marshaled, but now, that's a real threat. That is the power of my father, a culmination of flawless, supreme logic and a perfect knowledge of the law. You will lose this case, your money, and your life. Does that scare you, insignificant bug? Because it should. The entire history of the U.S. Judicial System has been leading up to this moment, where all of its fury is concentrated on ruining your life. My father won't even need to help. Your heinous crimes will be evident to all, so just give up, you crook. Give up before you're forced to.
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I am so underwhelmed
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CookieMarvin posted...

gamer girl piss

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I am home

I want to die
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some say freak is still working...
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mcpwnia posted...

some say freak is still working...

ok i should really refresh before i post after having the page open for a while next time
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mcpwnia posted...

mcpwnia posted...

some say freak is still working...

ok i should really refresh before i post after having the page open for a while next time

you fool...
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im drinky
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