Current Events > XVI: slap's mac clapback

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I still haven't signed up to Prime Student

I should do that sometime
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I think this year is my last year

Ill probably drop it after this year bc $120 aint worth it

I can justify $60
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This is awkward
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PleaseClap posted...

This is awkward

Nani
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more like SCAMazon amirite fellas
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What?

It's 34 a year here. First year free, courtesy of Durex

Y'all getting ripped off smh
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Its the price you have to pay for freedom for a company to literally pay $0 in taxes
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YEET
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iirc, Amazon EU is centred in Luxembourg and/or Ireland

So they also pay very little taxes
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p sure its ireland. LOTTA american tech companies hide out in ireland.
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Final three squads in this game of Apex I just played & Im last one standing in mine. I solo one of the squads only to have the last guy of that squad barely same time kill me to give the win to the third squad, which was just one dude that hid the entire game

I mf hate this game
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DezDroppedFreak posted...

Final three squads in this game of Apex I just played & Im last one standing in mine. I solo one of the squads only to have the last guy of that squad barely same time kill me to give the win to the third squad, which was just one dude that hid the entire game

I mf hate this game

it REALLY DO be like that sometimes
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That feel when you go to the hairdresser and request a super rad haircut, but they just give you the exact same haircut that you had

Feels bad man
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That means what you have is super rad
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Wow, thats strange, because what I have super sucks
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8 months of hair growth down the drain, and for absolutely nothing
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Who posted #62

Totally wasnt my dumbass hitting quote and send instead of edit
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pog

Im starting to play red dead in like, a tv show kind of format. like, an hour or so every night/couple of nights before I go to bed. I do a mission or two, ride around and then hit the hay and I like it much better this way
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Thats a good way to do it.

Man I wish I liked playing that game more than I did because the story was just (assuming youre talking about 2)
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oh yeah, rdr1 is different for some reason. I can sit down and grind that shit out. 2 is a little different for me bc

A.) its kinda clunky
B.) the world is so cool, I just mosey around and take it all in. I cant get anything done in a timely manner bc of it.
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RDR2 is just way too big for the means of travel you have :/
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hey, focus
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PleaseClap posted...

hey, focus

I FOUND THE ORB
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The sphere
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I rode all the way down to strawberry to get micah out of jail and his dumb ass went and shot up the whole fuckin town. I cant wait to kill this dude.

also when did they make the virgin walk an emoji

android users, idk how that ones gonna look for you
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they did what now
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i started cadence of hyrule! its neat!
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https://twitter.com/no2typeb/status/1145596165351587841?s=21
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lmao
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doot doot
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I'm just feeling a lot of hostility in my friend group and it's making me not want to clap
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Please clap
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Who posted
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PleaseClap posted...

I'm just feeling a lot of hostility in my friend group and it's making me not want to clap

Open hostility or passive aggressive garbage
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DezDroppedFreak posted...

PleaseClap posted...

I'm just feeling a lot of hostility in my friend group and it's making me not want to clap

Open hostility or passive aggressive garbage

one of them said that I was a bad Gamer tonight
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Sounds like you just got owned
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It just hurts because I totally carried them tonight. It's like I'm not appreciated
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The plight of gamers

https://twitter.com/brckhmptn/status/1145882016606388229?s=21

HNNNNNG

pp= hard
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shit slappy

i got knocked off my horse in a random encounter and the guy got mad and killed me before I could get my gun out so I turned the game off bc I have a shitty ass headache anyway. but I also saw another guy who was cleaning his horses hooves and I asked him if he needed help and right after he said yes the horse kicked him in the head and KILLED HIM
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My new book arrived yesterday. So I started reading it.

At 9:30, I thought "I'll read for half an hour and then I'll go to bed"

that's not how it ended up going down at all
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CookieMarvin posted...

i got knocked off my horse in a random encounter and the guy got mad and killed me before I could get my gun out so I turned the game off bc I have a shitty ass headache anyway. but I also saw another guy who was cleaning his horses hooves and I asked him if he needed help and right after he said yes the horse kicked him in the head and KILLED HIM

LMAO

teepan95 posted...

My new book arrived yesterday. So I started reading it.

At 9:30, I thought "I'll read for half an hour and then I'll go to bed"

that's not how it ended up going down at all

what book?
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Do people still read "books" in 2019?
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You know when you find a song that you like and your brain is like "play it on repeat for the next 3 hours until you can't stand it?"

I'm going through that with "Hold On, I'm Coming" right now, send help
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i read a book this year
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mcpwnia posted...

i read a book this year

I don't think I have and that feels bad
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mcpwnia posted...

i read a book this year

ya fucking NERD
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Skulduggery Pleasant: Bedlam
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teep coming at ya live from a Chinese wiretap
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im thinking of buying a chinese laptop

we can be spied on together
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nice
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