Poll of the Day > a squirrel just scratched me

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I_Always_Die
06/23/19 2:44:03 PM
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watching my gfs parents place this weekend and they have this squirrel in the back yard thats super friendly. tried to give it an almond and it snatched it out of my hand, scratching me in the process. am i gonna die now?

also, squirrels are cute af close up
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darcandkharg31
06/23/19 2:45:15 PM
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zombified
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Ogurisama
06/23/19 2:45:34 PM
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I_Always_Die
06/23/19 2:46:37 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
Rabbies

Im pretty sure thats only through saliva.
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joemodda
06/23/19 2:46:59 PM
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Those sound like some nutty squirrels
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KeijiMaedaTiger
06/23/19 2:48:20 PM
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I_Always_Die posted...
Ogurisama posted...
Rabbies

Im pretty sure thats only through saliva.


Ah but it what off he had just finished cleaning his paws.
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WastelandCowboy
06/23/19 2:58:58 PM
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Call your doctor if the bite or scratch broke the skin, even if it is small. You might need antibiotics and /or a tetanus shot and in some cases a series of rabies shots. A bite or scratch on the face, hand or foot is particularly prone to infection and should be evaluated by your doctor as soon as possible.
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LinkPizza
06/23/19 3:04:09 PM
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I once fed a squirrel a fry when I was at Six Flags. It was adorable. And a nice squirrel. It was probably use to acting cute around park goers to get food from them... I couldn't do that at home, though. 2 dogs and a cat. And the dogs kill rodents...
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I_Always_Die
06/23/19 3:14:01 PM
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Zangulus posted...
https://fox59.com/2019/06/20/alabama-man-accused-of-training-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-posts-facebook-video-featuring-a-squirrel/

lmao
that was a little disappointing though. barley anything about the squirrel!
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WastelandCowboy
06/23/19 3:15:32 PM
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I_Always_Die posted...
Zangulus posted...
https://fox59.com/2019/06/20/alabama-man-accused-of-training-meth-fueled-attack-squirrel-posts-facebook-video-featuring-a-squirrel/

lmao
that was a little disappointing though. barley anything about the squirrel!

Looks like you got your hops up for nothing.
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Mead
06/23/19 3:19:00 PM
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Youre probably gonna scurry up a tree on the next full moon
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CTLM
06/23/19 3:28:29 PM
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I had a classmate in 6th grade who got "hit" by a dead squirrel that was electrocuted as he was marching in a parade. Everyone who saw it thought it was the coolest thing ever
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LinkPizza
06/23/19 3:35:44 PM
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I heard about the attack squirrel on the radio the other day. Haha. I believe the squirrel has to quit meth cold turkey...
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green dragon
06/23/19 3:37:24 PM
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man, that sucks.

yesterday I almost stepped on a squirrel getting out of a car
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Zikten
06/23/19 3:51:52 PM
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it was radioactive. get ready for Squirrel powers!
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CarrieChan
06/23/19 4:01:44 PM
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Amputate your hand.
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ASlaveObeys
06/23/19 4:18:14 PM
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You're fine. A rabid squirrel wouldn't act that way. You might want to get it checked if it broke skin just because it's wild and they carry things, but otherwise you don't really have much to worry about.
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wwinterj25
06/23/19 4:20:49 PM
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I_Always_Die posted...
also, squirrels are cute af close up


Yes. Even when I saw one as roadkill today it still looked cute. Well what was left of it anyway.
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Doctor Foxx
06/23/19 4:22:04 PM
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Rabies is an unlikely concern but squirrels can carry many other things that humans can become ill from, so seeing a doctor is just smart
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Broken_Zeus
06/23/19 4:23:23 PM
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Superpowers.
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darcandkharg31
06/23/19 4:46:49 PM
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Don't be a little wiener, rub some dirt on that scratch and go on about your day.
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LinkPizza
06/23/19 4:50:04 PM
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Zikten posted...
it was radioactive. get ready for Squirrel powers!

Squirrel Girl apparently defeated Doctor Doom once, IIRC. So those powers will probably be pretty good...
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HANGtheDJ_86
06/23/19 5:22:05 PM
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green dragon posted...
man, that sucks.

yesterday I almost stepped on a squirrel getting out of a car


That must've been a really small car and a super smart squirrel
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wolfy42
06/23/19 5:24:58 PM
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You are now a weresquirrel. You can climb trees, stick alot in your mouth, and dodge cars with ease.

You are also now attracted to men, even if you were not before.

In addition you will grow a fluffy tail!!!
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wwinterj25
06/23/19 5:33:02 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
In addition you will grow a fluffy tail!!!


Hot.
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Hop103
06/23/19 6:14:22 PM
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Better go get your rabies shot.
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Sarcasthma
06/23/19 6:26:50 PM
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You chose a good username, TC.
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JOExHIGASHI
06/23/19 6:34:30 PM
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you're a were-squirrel now
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LOLIAmAnAlt
06/23/19 6:39:04 PM
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I_Always_Die posted...
am i gonna die now?

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dragon504
06/23/19 7:57:02 PM
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On the bright side, I hear you no longer have to get super painful shots in the gut for rabies shots.
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OHJOY90
06/23/19 8:03:25 PM
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dragon504 posted...
On the bright side, I hear you no longer have to get super painful shots in the gut for rabies shots.


Malcolm in the Middle reference, or is that actually what they do for rabies shots?
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dragon504
06/23/19 8:09:55 PM
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OHJOY90 posted...
dragon504 posted...
On the bright side, I hear you no longer have to get super painful shots in the gut for rabies shots.


Malcolm in the Middle reference, or is that actually what they do for rabies shots?


I believe that's what they used to do. Maybe tv has skewed my perception of reality though lol.
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LinkPizza
06/23/19 9:30:51 PM
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dragon504 posted...
OHJOY90 posted...
dragon504 posted...
On the bright side, I hear you no longer have to get super painful shots in the gut for rabies shots.


Malcolm in the Middle reference, or is that actually what they do for rabies shots?


I believe that's what they used to do. Maybe tv has skewed my perception of reality though lol.

I got a rabies shot for a dog bite once, but I cant remember if it was in the gut. I think it may have been more than one shot, though. This was forever ago...
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