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At this point, it's mostly detractors keeping phil afloat. Idiots trying to emulate and suck up to troll channels by tipping and cheering phil only helps him. Want a massive meltdown? Don't fucking give him money!!!
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LightningAce11 posted...

At this point, it's mostly detractors keeping phil afloat. Idiots trying to emulate and suck up to troll channels by tipping and cheering phil only helps him. Want a massive meltdown? Don't fucking give him money!!!

Exactly. Of course sheltered spoiled Phil Burnell that never got told "No" ever his his spoiled life doesn't understand this.
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I think troll tips make up a relatively small percentage of his income (maybe 10 or 15%), but that's still money that is completely wasted. You know he's watching the chat for insults and troll messages anyway, so you can get him to go on a rant without attaching money.

If Phil wasn't so thin-skinned he'd embrace the troll tips and try to get them to send more.
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Jagermeister513 posted...

Giving him a dollar now isn't good enough now. What an ungrateful piece of shit.

"Its all troll tips now dood!"

And what kind of idiot plays the crappy Stranger Things 3 game before watching the show. I'm sure his future ex wife is to blame.

Yeah that's bullshit. I'll also be the first to admit that I shouldn't get angry at random "morons" on the internet, but there is one thing that Phil said quite a while ago, that got under my skins:

"Just a dollar helps, a dollar is not much to you, but it is to me."

He decides what money is worth to you, and that was a shitty thing to do. But now he is even coming back on that statement, and is being an overall ungrateful asshole for free money. Because, let's be honest, Phil sits on his lazy fucking ass all day long, relying on people to literally pay his bills, his mortgage and his food and whatnot.

He was also begging hard for Wolfenstein, the game releases tomorrow. Fuck he literally could play this game for free with the buddy pass: Someone else could buy the game, and Phil could coop with them for free. Yet for one reason or another he is dodging the option fucking hard, even though he hyped up Marvel Ultimate Alliance 3 exactly for coop. So yes, Phil is too fucking cheap to buy a 30 dollar game.

I'll do you one even worse, he is also begging for people to give him credit for the Nintendo store, so he can buy Super Mario 64. For your information: this game costs 10 dollars.

But I get it, his fans have "spoiled him", why buy yourself, if history has proven if you beg hard enough your fans will buy it for you?

Phil is a fucking horrible "business" man if you ask me. For someone who has a degree, he never understood the simple concept of having to invest money, to make money. Fuck, even teenagers get that concept, you have to do something, to get something. It's so simple a fucking toddler gets it.

Phil however, is going out of his way to spend as little money as he can, rather, the money he makes he would rather splurge on things he doesn't need and go out to dinner. But when it comes to his "job" and his "business", he refuses to make ANY effort, he expects people to buy the games he plays, buy peripherals (the controller he bitched about, when someone bought it from his wishlist, HE put it there, but he shat all over the person who bought it for him), and you can bet your ass by the time The PS5/Next Xbox comes, he'll be begging his ass off.

While I can see people buying him a game, or a little credit or a controller, I doubt people will be willing to fork over 400-600 dollars. I also fully expect that one (or both) are going to be donated by an "anonymous" donator, just how his 4K TV and PS4Pro were donated, when it turned out he bought it himself. He does this to keep the illusion alive that people are willing to donate to him, and to keep people donating. He is deathly afraid, that if people find out that he has more money than he makes believe, people will stop donating.

But mostly laziness combined with massive greed.
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Nazanir posted...

"Just a dollar helps, a dollar is not much to you, but it is to me."

Imagine being someone who does toss Phil a dollar every month, or even a few dollars. You still have to listen to him beg for money literally every stream and talk constantly about his bills and not being able to afford things. You still get to see him complain about tips being "slow" at the end of many streams. You still get bombarded by ads on his YouTube videos. Sort of seems like that dollar you gave him isn't helping things.
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How lazy does he have to be to have to manually type in the top cheerer/donator and not actually get a script to do it for him? There are a ton of scripts out there for the programs to have it keep track of it on your own, instead of stopping to manually update in the middle of a stream. Of course, that would require effort and we know Phil doesn't do that.
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MasterVG782 posted...

How lazy does he have to be to have to manually type in the top cheerer/donator and not actually get a script to do it for him? There are a ton of scripts out there for the programs to have it keep track of it on your own, instead of stopping to manually update in the middle of a stream. Of course, that would require effort and we know Phil doesn't do that.

His excuse is that someone with an offensive username will end up on the leaderboard. I don't know much about that kind of thing, but I would assume you can ban certain words and phrases. I kind of think he feels like pausing the stream to manually update it is somehow more authentic and interactive.
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jpenny2 posted...

MasterVG782 posted...

How lazy does he have to be to have to manually type in the top cheerer/donator and not actually get a script to do it for him? There are a ton of scripts out there for the programs to have it keep track of it on your own, instead of stopping to manually update in the middle of a stream. Of course, that would require effort and we know Phil doesn't do that.

His excuse is that someone with an offensive username will end up on the leaderboard. I don't know much about that kind of thing, but I would assume you can ban certain words and phrases. I kind of think he feels like pausing the stream to manually update it is somehow more authentic and interactive.

Imagine being so sheltered, so deathly afraid of anyone challenging the safe little bubble you created for yourself, that you undermine the people you rely on keeping you afloat.

And lets be honest here, the bus is already waiting for you to be tossed under.
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Nazanir posted...

jpenny2 posted...

MasterVG782 posted...

How lazy does he have to be to have to manually type in the top cheerer/donator and not actually get a script to do it for him? There are a ton of scripts out there for the programs to have it keep track of it on your own, instead of stopping to manually update in the middle of a stream. Of course, that would require effort and we know Phil doesn't do that.

His excuse is that someone with an offensive username will end up on the leaderboard. I don't know much about that kind of thing, but I would assume you can ban certain words and phrases. I kind of think he feels like pausing the stream to manually update it is somehow more authentic and interactive.

Imagine being so sheltered, so deathly afraid of anyone challenging the safe little bubble you created for yourself, that you undermine the people you rely on keeping you afloat.

And lets be honest here, the bus is already waiting for you to be tossed under.

He only wants you to watch his content the way he intends it to be watched. It's like if Tommy Wiseau had made The Room
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Phil has proclaimed that anyone who watches porn is fucked up.

And he's the dude that jacked off live.
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LightningAce11 posted...

Phil has proclaimed that anyone who watches porn is fucked up.

And he's the dude that jacked off live.

It's even worse. If you find any woman attractive while you are married, you are in a broken relationship. You just aren't on his level yet in maturity.

Said by the 37 year old that has had 2 relationships in his life. He comes off as a whipped kid in junior high in his first relationship.
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Jagermeister513 posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

Phil has proclaimed that anyone who watches porn is fucked up.

And he's the dude that jacked off live.

It's even worse. If you find any woman attractive while you are married, you are in a broken relationship. You just aren't on his level yet in maturity.

Said by the 37 year old that has had 2 relationships in his life. He comes off as a whipped kid in junior high in his first relationship.

Phil reacts really fucking weird to romance when it comes to video games. He gets extremely defensive, saying that he doesn't need to do romance side-missions or whatnot, because he is married. It's almost as if he is so afraid to show anything when it comes to that subject, that Kat will leave him.

Another pity party by the way. His subs are low, around 430-440 I think, yet he set the subgoal to 525 if I remember correctly. He then began his "woe is me parade". He can't understand why people aren't resubbing, he theorizes that it's the games, since no major/good releases are happening right now, so he doesn't have anything to pull a crowd in. For comparison, he played Dangonronpa 2 a while ago, averaging 350 viewers, COH Gaming is also playing it right now, averaging 10.000 viewers, but somehow Phil can't figure out what is happening. So arrives at the inevitable conclusion that there "is nothing he can do" about what is happening.

Also, take note once again, about HOW he talks. When he is facing anything remotely challenging as far as his finances goes, it suddenly becomes "we can do it" and "we can overcome this", etc. But once the hurdle has been dealt with, he'll gloat and it suddenly becomes "I" again.

Also, after playing MineCraft for 70-80 hours, he didn't know how to craft a sign, so he had to look it up with his phone. Yet he can't figure out why he is hemorrhaging subs.

Also, Phil has had the worst financial month ever. Interestingly, this has been going on for over a year now...
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The sub thing has been an issue forever. When every sub goal is only met because of people gifting dozens of subs, what motivation is there to subscribe? On top of that, Phil has been pushing people to tip rather than sub or cheer. Plus, the sub goals are usually terrible anyway. So the only real draw is access to the extra emotes, which are also terrible, and which will likely result in you being mocked if you use them in any other stream chat.

Phil's solution is, as ever, to blame the problem on everything other than himself and hope that some whales show up to gift a bunch of subs. And then after those subs expire and are not renewed, he can start the whole process over again.
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Nazanir posted...

Jagermeister513 posted...
Phil reacts really fucking weird to romance when it comes to video games. He gets extremely defensive, saying that he doesn't need to do romance side-missions or whatnot, because he is married. It's almost as if he is so afraid to show anything when it comes to that subject, that Kat will leave him.

Another pity party by the way. His subs are low, around 430-440 I think, yet he set the subgoal to 525 if I remember correctly. He then began his "woe is me parade". He can't understand why people aren't resubbing, he theorizes that it's the games, since no major/good releases are happening right now, so he doesn't have anything to pull a crowd in. For comparison, he played Dangonronpa 2 a while ago, averaging 350 viewers, COH Gaming is also playing it right now, averaging 10.000 viewers, but somehow Phil can't figure out what is happening. So arrives at the inevitable conclusion that there "is nothing he can do" about what is happening.

Also, take note once again, about HOW he talks. When he is facing anything remotely challenging as far as his finances goes, it suddenly becomes "we can do it" and "we can overcome this", etc. But once the hurdle has been dealt with, he'll gloat and it suddenly becomes "I" again.

Also, after playing MineCraft for 70-80 hours, he didn't know how to craft a sign, so he had to look it up with his phone. Yet he can't figure out why he is hemorrhaging subs.

Also, Phil has had the worst financial month ever. Interestingly, this has been going on for over a year now...

That's because Cohh is entertaining to watch, knows how to play games (despite his overly backseating chat) and is genuinely an amazing person overall. His positive attitude helps draw in more viewers, as well as keep a large number of them, and puts in tremendous effort into his stream, including his emotes that are done by an official artist that only does emotes for one other streamer (DansGaming).
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How was ask the pig?
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LightningAce11 posted...

How was ask the pig?

It was absolutely fucking awful.

As far as I have gathered, no one bothered to post questions on the King of Hate forums, and he had like 2 questions in total. Don't really stuck around, so I suggest looking at Might D's recap of it, or some other detractor. It was just a complete shitshow.

He also has mentioned a few times that he has good news to share, and will do so in the beginning of August. We can be pretty damn sure that it's not going to be anything financial, because he wouldn't want to risk losing income. We can be sure though, that whatever it is, it's going to be something minor.

Phil is exceptional in everything he does, and he makes the most menial of tasks seem like a mountain to overcome, so whatever the good news is going to be, it's going to be nothing in particular. Feel free to speculate.
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Remember how he kept saying he and Kat couldn't get married, weren't going to get married, and then it turned out he'd been blatantly lying about that for months? Well, he's said on numerous occasions that they don't want kids and Kat isn't pregnant, so if this follows a similar pattern, then the announcement will be that he now has a kid. :P
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jpenny2 posted...

Remember how he kept saying he and Kat couldn't get married, weren't going to get married, and then it turned out he'd been blatantly lying about that for months? Well, he's said on numerous occasions that they don't want kids and Kat isn't pregnant, so if this follows a similar pattern, then the announcement will be that he now has a kid. :P

Remember the Leanna hospital saga? The whole visit lasted what, maybe 4 hours? But Phil ranted on, HE was inconvenienced, HE had to deal with all the "bullshit", HE wasn't going to let Leanna be admitted anymore, HE told the doctors off.

He is so fucking self-centered that there is almost no way he wouldn't make something this huge not about himself.

You can bet your ass that if a baby was coming, he wouldn't shut up about it. The hospital visits, the things he'd have to do for Kat, preparing a baby room. Babies are expensive, and ask a lot of your time. There is no way in hell that we wouldn't have noticed this by now (because Phil has a track record of not being able to shut his fucking face), and Phil being annoyed by having to go to the hospital for exams, echos, and what not.

Also, I hope to fuck that Kat isn't pregnant. Imagine having Phil as a father, you can bet your ass that Kat would be doing everything on her own. Phil would only yell at the kid asking for attention, and otherwise ignore it. I can imagine Phil yelling: "KAT GET THE KID OUT OF HERE, I AM WORKING!"

Then, one day in school, all kids have to tell about their parent's work. Imagine having to say that your dad sits on his ass all day playing video games but never has time to play with you. That poor kid would end up severely emotionally stunted.

So yeah, I am sticking with my original assumption, that it's going to be a fucking boring nothing-burger.
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I don't think she's actually pregnant, and I also think his announcement will be nothing important. An exciting announcement would be asking far too much of him. He's gotten so boring and repetitive that I can barely even stomach the highlights. Case in point, I watched a couple minutes of that Ask the King recap and lost interest because it's just the same shit he always says.

Edit: I know I've been critical of him dumping aspects of his content like DSP Tries It, but I think it's time to get rid of Ask The King, something Phil has already hinted at a couple times.
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jpenny2 posted...

I don't think she's actually pregnant, and I also think his announcement will be nothing important. An exciting announcement would be asking far too much of him. He's gotten so boring and repetitive that I can barely even stomach the highlights. Case in point, I watched a couple minutes of that Ask the King recap and lost interest because it's just the same shit he always says.

Edit: I know I've been critical of him dumping aspects of his content like DSP Tries It, but I think it's time to get rid of Ask The King, something Phil has already hinted at a couple times.

He should get rid of ACKs the King, problem is, he loves the sound of his own voice too much, and just blabbering as a response to some random question is more enjoyable to him than actually playing games.
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He's been complaining the last couple of times that people aren't asking enough questions, because it's obviously up to the viewers to provide material for his content. Realistically, there are no good questions left to ask. Anything that he'd be willing to answer has already been asked and answered. Anything he's not willing to answer (ie: the actually interesting questions) is automatically rejected because it's none of your fucking business.

Rather than answering the same dumb questions again and again, he'd be better off just picking a handful of talking points and sharing his opinion on them for a couple hours. If he got the conversation started like that, then people could ask questions along the way. That obviously would work, though, and it would quickly turn into one of those "chill" streams where he keeps whining that no one is talking to him.
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Ask the king's hardest part is using a printer, dood. I don't use printers that often so it is tough!
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LightningAce11 posted...

Ask the king's hardest part is using a printer, dood. I don't use printers that often so it is tough!

Wanna bet he prints them so he can write his printer/toner and paper off as deductibles?
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Is it safe to say that Phil is more boring now than he's ever been before? If he's not raging, he's duller than dirt, and even the rage is just the same old stuff. We really need him to start some new drama.
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Phil was begging hard again. His Twitch payment was 12 days ago, but he is already overdrawn, and unable to pay next month's bills.

He took down the subgoal, but now it is back because some dropped a bomb of 30 gifted subs. This accout was a week old. I just fucking can't anymore, where the fuck do these people keep coming from.

Phil kept checking the banlist for some odd reason.

Last week dabbing was "outdated", and now he is dabbing again like it is going out of style.

Phil also has trained (brainwashed) his cult well, people making donations to get someone unbanned. Unsuccesful after 17 attempts.

Fell almost asleep during a cutscene.

Feels the need to keep reitterating he is a married man, I quote: "If I wanted to hang out with a woman, I'd stop the stream and go hang out with Kat". Really weird insecurity there.

By far the strangest thing, however, was when the told that a "hoodlum" tried jumping through the office window. Other than mentioning it, that was it. He didn't seem alarmed that someone broke into a gated community and then tried to break into his condo. No attempts to diffuse the situation, no contacting the police, nothing. It's weird a fuck, given the fact he has the biggest persecution complex I have ever seen, and is deathly afraid of human contact outside of his bubble.
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Trolls got him to say hardcore begging season, and the surprise is not a honeymoon.
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From the latest David Davidson video:

"The people that don't like me are so desperate to say negative shit about me and make fun of me that the stuff they say isn't even logically sound anymore."

Then why do you let it get to you, Phil? If the detractors and trolls are saying stuff that doesn't make sense, why keep reacting to it? It's like if a little kid called me a turdface. It's a childish insult uttered by a literal child that makes no real sense unless I actually have shit on my face. I'm not going to get upset over that. Phil, on the other hand, would rant for fifteen minutes about it.

He simply can't comprehend one of the most basic rules of the internet: don't respond to trolls. I know not everyone would stop making fun of him if he stopped taking the bait, but a lot of them would get bored and leave him alone. The reason so many of them keep coming back is because it's so easy to get under his skin.
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I like david davidson. His intro makes me dance along and he goes for quality over quantity.
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I like him, too. Quality over quantity is the perfect way to describe his videos. He doesn't make one unless he has some good material to work with.
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my favorite david intro was the call of duty one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LInquqMeqPM" data-time="
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^That's a great intro.
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That's one of my favorites as well. Fuck, now I'm gonna have to watch the whole video again.
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I never was much into these DSP video compilations, but I've been going through the Nioh DLC for the first time and I keep getting DSP tries it videos about it when I do youtube searches regarding it, so I decided to watch one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-29syO_lGs4" data-time="

It's been making me incredibly angry.
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I think soma or mighty d camera tracked phil's hand when he throws it up in annoyance and it was funny.
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What is the tax situation like in washington? The only reason phil moved there was because he supposedly wouldn't pay business tax.
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LightningAce11 posted...

What is the tax situation like in washington? The only reason phil moved there was because he supposedly wouldn't pay business tax.

He was lied to and it wasnt his fault. Tax guy in his home State told him that because he, the tax guy, is a detractor
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That's pretty hilarious.
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Bad_Mojo posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

What is the tax situation like in washington? The only reason phil moved there was because he supposedly wouldn't pay business tax.

He was lied to and it wasnt his fault. Tax guy in his home State told him that because he, the tax guy, is a detractor

Phil was moving across the country and making the biggest purchase of his life. He didn't have time to do research.
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How is he as bad at videogames as he is when his main claim to fame prior to being the turd-shaped turd streamer that he is was that he placed highly in a competitive Street Fighter contest? I know there were a lot of top players who boycotted that tournament, but that still seems to indicate a level of competence to me.

Is it all just an act for money?
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DeadBankerDream posted...

How is he as bad at videogames as he is when his main claim to fame prior to being the turd-shaped turd streamer that he is was that he placed highly in a competitive Street Fighter contest? I know there were a lot of top players who boycotted that tournament, but that still seems to indicate a level of competence to me.

Is it all just an act for money?

I don't think it's an act, because you can see how upset he gets when he isn't winning. To me, the biggest factor in him being bad at games is his refusal to accept that anything is his fault. He didn't do anything wrong, the game did. So instead of learning from his mistakes, like anyone else would, he does the same thing that didn't work the first time, fails again, and yells at the game. There are countless video examples of him refusing to change his strategy even after he's died multiple times. Because he plays this way, he never really learns anything, and despite gaming for a living, he still struggles to understand a lot of the basic elements common in most games.
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https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1156147726276386816

DSP has a huge positive reveal planned... but only if you pay him enough. I forget, why don't people like this guy?
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Liquid Richard is producing a new album featuring Wings, New Age Black aka LTG and Notorious BEG aka Dave.
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He was also called Snort Ranklin.
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Spooking posted...

Notorious BEG is a fantastic name for Dave. lol

I concur, this should be part of the next topic.

Notorious BEG's new album: Tax Woes.
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