Current Events > DSPGaming General 9: Overdraft League

(+) Yeah! (+)

Spooking posted...

Notorious BEG is a fantastic name for Dave. lol

I'm dying at work reading that!
---

Nah, next topic has to have something to do with his 10 year legacy. You can't pass that up.
---

So he reached the sub goal after being gifted over 130 subs this month. As someone on KF pointed out, Phil splits that sub money 50/50 with Twitch, so Phil gets half the money he would've gotten if his whales had spent the money on tips. It's hard to comprehend just how stupid both he and his fans are.
---

At least phil doesn't get all the money this way. Ideally nobody would give him anything.

Also I saw a detractor video where they tipped phil and asked him how to be a successful streamer just to have a laugh. I hope he chargedback otherwise he's just as bad as a paypig.
---

Spooking posted...

Notorious BEG is a fantastic name for Dave. lol

---

DSP says he got pressured into a marriage because his parents could die.
---

Phil won't even pack himself lunches because it is so hot the food would melt and he doesn't have a fridge to carry around in his car.

This man is living on a completely different plane of reality.
---

LightningAce11 posted...

Phil won't even pack himself lunches because it is so hot the food would melt and he doesn't have a fridge to carry around in his car.

This man is living on a completely different plane of reality.

Wait, what?

---

Bad_Mojo posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

Phil won't even pack himself lunches because it is so hot the food would melt and he doesn't have a fridge to carry around in his car.

This man is living on a completely different plane of reality.

Wait, what?

During yesterday's stream, or the day before that (not 100% sure), someone suggested (with money attached to it, of course), that Phil should pack his own lunch and bring it with him when he goes out.

Phil then condescendingly answered that this person was an idiot (shocker) and that the temperatures in his car would be so high, that he would be left with nothing but a puddle of whatever it was he made for himself. In Phil's world, things like cool-boxes, lunchboxes and other means to preserve food don't exist. It's astonishing how far he is disconnected from reality.

Also, in other news, Phil has admitted he has stopped making payments on the CT condo because, and I quote: "He doesn't have money to pay it anymore." He also mentioned in stream chat that he "forgot" to pay his mobile-phone bill, while also admitting that the 450+ dollars he makes off of Patreon is barely anthing.

On top of that, before July closed, he managed to get a total of 130+ gifted subs, for some reason.

He also went on an obvious as fuck jealous rant, that people only care about Fortnite because of the recent millions of dollars tournament, and once again took a jab at Ninja for writing a book.

To elaborate about Phil's rushed wedding: He said that he felt pressured to do it, because his parents might be dying. Mind you, they are 60 and 63 (or so I am speculating) and aren't even retirement aged yet. But Phil here has us believe that they already have one leg in the grave.

Also, Phil is all about organic growth. If you check Phil's stats however, is has some odd 70.000 followers on Twitch, but he struggles to maintain 400 concurrent viewers.

"Organic."
---

When does he stream exactly?
---

LightningAce11 posted...

Phil won't even pack himself lunches because it is so hot the food would melt and he doesn't have a fridge to carry around in his car.

This man is living on a completely different plane of reality.

lmao
---

Someone asked him the other day why he doesn't sell stuff in his house, and Phil said all his old games and consoles would only be worth a few hundred dollars, which is nothing. He cries every single month that his accounts are overdrawn and he can't pay his bills, but selling some old junk he doesn't use to make $300 is not worth his time. Can't be bothered to pack his own lunches either. Close to $500 on Patreon--free money that he doesn't have to do anything to earn? That's nothing.

This is not a man who is poor. This is a man who spends hours every day begging strangers for money and then wastes that money because he's too lazy, proud, and stupid to create a reasonable budget and stick to it.
---

Why would he need to pack lunches anyway? Isn't his day job to sit five feet from his fridge?
---

DeadBankerDream posted...

Why would he need to pack lunches anyway? Isn't his day job to sit five feet from his fridge?

On his day off he apparently goes out to run errands and do the shopping. It takes all day to do this, so he and his wife have to go out to eat.
---

He called ninja someone who preys on children for writing a book, even though they've never met each other.

Plus, preying on children is kinda what phil does anyway for money.
---

Phil's jealousy of Ninja is pathetic. I've never watched Ninja, so I don't know much about him, but let's go with Phil's version of Ninja: a guy who dyes his hair and acts like a Muppet to pander to children. To me, that's still miles better than an internet laughingstock who has turned a dream job into something he despises, is best known for jerking off live on stream, and who spends every day of his life begging strangers for money in order to pay his bills.
---

He'll slander twitch and say they fucked up.
---

I think Twitch having competition can only be a good thing.

---

The problem with Mixer is that I don't feel it's a big platform and if DSP went over there, his viewership would be even worse than it is now. I don't even think his viewer count is that bad. There are people I watch that gets lesser viewers than him on Twitch, but they receive more donations (consistent) than he does. You wanna know why? Because they have a great community built around them. DSP doesn't have an actual community, since everything is about himself. They interact with their viewers in a meaningful way and don't just try to milk them for every penny they have to help with their "financial crises" every single month.
---

Phil said on stream that he contacted a Facebook fanpage, asked them to shit it down and send everyone to his stream. What kindof person does this?

For someone complaining that he has to time to watch other streamers/youtubers, Phil is heavily invested in Ninja, knowing their motivations, how much they make, if they are honest...

I also always follow the round-up at the farms, Phil made between 8k-9.7k over July, but you have to understand he is in the worst financial situation of his life..
---

https://mobile.twitter.com/DSPLipjan/status/1157056686785355777

Detractors went to mixer and created accounts based on his name so he can't.
---

LightningAce11 posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/DSPLipjan/status/1157056686785355777

Detractors went to mixer and created accounts based on his name so he can't.

Link doesnt work, but it sounds lulzy
---

DeadBankerDream posted...

LightningAce11 posted...

https://mobile.twitter.com/DSPLipjan/status/1157056686785355777

Detractors went to mixer and created accounts based on his name so he can't.

Link doesnt work, but it sounds lulzy

Although I don't believe in "touching the poop", I also believe in you reap what you sow. Phil is generally such a fucking toxic person, that he shouldn't be surprised when people repay him in kind. Also, I am pretty confident Phil never considered (because he has no long term vision, planning or skills) moving to Mixer, or even considering it as a back-up.

If Ninja causes an exodus (not likely, but a man can dream) and lots of other major streamers follow suit, Twitch traffic will slow down considerably. It would be a very interesting saga to be sure. I know I am a dreamer when it comes to this, but fuck me, I'd pay good money for front row seats to that show.
---

Phil should thank Ninja for going to Twitch because it helps establish a fallback platform in case he ever gets banned.
---

Tevin's only on Mixer because he got banned from Twitch.

Phil is correct when he says Ninja is likely getting getting paid big bucks to make the move to Mixer, but so what? Is he supposed to turn down money and the chance to be the face of the platform because Phil is jealous? Maybe if Phil had worked at improving his craft instead of spending the past few years shooting himself in the foot every day, he'd get opportunities like that. It's hillarious that Phil always has such a negative view of people taking money from big companies, but he's fine with daily e-begging.

Phil also seemed to be hinting that Ninja should be more loyal to Twitch because Twitch is the platform that made his career. This from the guy who shits on YouTube any chance he gets.
---

Spooking posted...

jpenny2 posted...

It's hillarious that Phil always has such a negative view of people taking money from big companies,

It amazes me that Phil can say this with a straight face. When Phil got paid for that sponsor stream, was he criticizing himself for taking money from a company? Of course not. Phil has and always will spin it in a direction that favors him. Call him out for being a hypocrite? You're a detractor and banned. It's unbelievable.

It was different because he was giving his honest opinion instead of doing a paid advertisement... even though he toned down the swearing and didn't have a negative thing to say about a game he normally would've shit all over.
---

Sociopaths tend to.
---

Spooking posted...

jpenny2 posted...

Spooking posted...

jpenny2 posted...

It's hillarious that Phil always has such a negative view of people taking money from big companies,

It amazes me that Phil can say this with a straight face. When Phil got paid for that sponsor stream, was he criticizing himself for taking money from a company? Of course not. Phil has and always will spin it in a direction that favors him. Call him out for being a hypocrite? You're a detractor and banned. It's unbelievable.

It was different because he was giving his honest opinion instead of doing a paid advertisement... even though he toned down the swearing and didn't have a negative thing to say about a game he normally would've shit all over.

Yup, Phil is full of shit. Now, my question is, does Phil know he's full of shit, or does he actually believe what he says?

Whatever he is currently saying is the God's honest truth from the realest, most honest guy on the internet, even if it directly contradicts what he said yesterday, and even if he contradicts it again later in the same stream. In that moment when he speaks, the sheer truthfulness and integrity of his words is overwhelming, almost transcendent.
---

Hey whats the kat/suburu thing tevin was mentioning recently

Im super intrigued
---

A quote, from last stream, I present this without comment, because I just fucking can't with this guy anymore, I am at my limit, we have reached peak lack of self awareness:

"I don't believe in karma, because there are shitty successful people out there."
---

He'll play madden "as long as someone gifts it".
---

LightningAce11 posted...

He'll play madden "as long as someone gifts it".

Well duh, haven't you heard? He stopped paying for the CT condo, because he can't afford it anymore.

God I hope it turns out to be true, it would be fucking glorious to see him get sued and ruin his credit forever. Also, like I said, I always check the farms for the monthly tallies, and Phil is still going to make the same as previous years on average this year, barring any surprises. So the story about the CT condo is complete bullshit (which seems most likely to me), or he is far dumber than I thought if he really believes the bank is just going to swallow that loss.

Also, the CT condo story gives Phil more leverage to squeeze money out of his paypigs, so it works out for him either way.
---

LightningAce11 posted...

He'll play madden "as long as someone gifts it".

Oh he played it. That little rage quit after he changed the difficulty from rookie to pro was the saddest shit he's done in a while.
---

Him complaining about the music in Madden was great. Clearly, he just wanted to turn it off so that he wouldn't run into any issues on YouTube, but he went way overboard ranting about how no human could enjoy that kind of music and only morons would include it in a game. He says it's not the kind of game he normally plays, so maybe the musical choices weren't geared towards a 37 year old man who hates anything he's not familiar with.
---

Been watching some vids of his "Redemption run" of Dark Souls. He says he wont take help from chat, but he's checking chat and getting help every three seconds and he's obviously cheating. At one point when Lautrec arrives at Firelink he says "oh my god what happened" regarding the firekeeper before realizing that... nothing has happened and she's still alive. And when he's at the bottom of blighttown at the double hidden wall to Great Hollow/Ash Lake he questions whether the chest there is a mimic and attacks it, noting that it isn't a mimic. But for some unknown reason he checks its mimicness three more times until he uses an attack with enough range to just randomly hit the illusiory wall behind the chest that he clearly doesn't know is there. Also several times he turns off the camera and mic to blow his nose. Is this a thing he usually does? I've never seen it before, but he has no fucking issue constantly snorting and belching into the mic.
---

I miss the days when he would swear he wasn't getting help from chat, because at least that was unintentionally funny. These days, chat hand-holds him through literally every aspect of the game, and he calls that "interactivity."

He doesn't blow his nose often, but I've seen a few instances in which he said he had to go blow it off camera. And yeah, it's weird that he will snort and burp and clear his throat every five seconds, but he won't blow his nose on camera.
---

DeadBankerDream posted...

Been watching some vids of his "Redemption run" of Dark Souls. He says he wont take help from chat, but he's checking chat and getting help every three seconds and he's obviously cheating. At one point when Lautrec arrives at Firelink he says "oh my god what happened" regarding the firekeeper before realizing that... nothing has happened and she's still alive. And when he's at the bottom of blighttown at the double hidden wall to Great Hollow/Ash Lake he questions whether the chest there is a mimic and attacks it, noting that it isn't a mimic. But for some unknown reason he checks its mimicness three more times until he uses an attack with enough range to just randomly hit the illusiory wall behind the chest that he clearly doesn't know is there. Also several times he turns off the camera and mic to blow his nose. Is this a thing he usually does? I've never seen it before, but he has no fucking issue constantly snorting and belching into the mic.

"What the fuck!? People are saying I look at chat! I haven't look at chat in a hundred years!"

That basically sums Phil up. He was just trying to keep up the lie, when would ANYONE have to turn off mic/cam just to blow their nose, when Phil does more disgusting things all the fucking time?

Also, the "big positive news" being paywalled is fucking dumb. There are a few possible outcomes:

The goal is met, Phil reveals it (and it will probably be boring), but people who paid and people who haven't paid (and yes, even detractors) will receive the news all the same.

The goal isn't met, but Phil will reveal it anyway. Meaning that the people who did pay, will feel cheated, because if they didn't pay, Phil would still have released the news regardless. Again, the people who didn't pay (and again, detractors) will still get the news all the same.

The goal isn't met, Phil doesn't reveal anything. People who paid got fucked once again.

If you pay for this, you get fucked no matter which outcome, because your win scenario is scenario 1, but you realize you got played because the news isn't exclusive to you, and you lose in the other 2 scenarios.

The people who don't pay win in scenarios 1 and 2, because they receive the news anyway, and scenario 3 isn't a loss to them, because they didn't pay anyway.

Once again, Phil has found an exceptional way to only fuck over the people loyal to him.
---

I don't think you possess that level of cognitive function if you actually give money to him in earnest.
---

Tips goal for today's marathon is $1000, and he will do the postive reveal if it is met.

Also, if the goal is met, he might set a tier 2 goal, and if that is met he'll do something cool, but he won't reveal what.
---

Does he usually get 1k dollars in tips per stream?
---

DeadBankerDream posted...

Does he usually get 1k dollars in tips per stream?

No. He set a goal to help raise money for his bills, and he's using this "positive reveal" he's been hinting at all week to try to squeeze extra money out of people. I think he might average a little under $100 in tips on a regular stream, but he also gets money from cheers and subs. He just prefers tips because he gets that money right away.
---