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Lebronwon 06/19/19 12:21:30 PM #1: |
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/9327815/mutant-fleas-home-penis-weather-breeding-season/
BILLIONS of fleas are set to invade British homes and workplaces, including porn star mutants with huge penises and the weather is to blame. A combination of a warm winter which saw temperatures hit 20C followed by a mild and rainy summer have created the perfect conditions for fleas to thrive. The warmer than normal winter meant that many fleas managed to survive the time they are normally killed off and the very variable weather conditions during the summer which have combined warm spells mixed with torrential downpours have created the ideal conditions for the fleas - hot and humid. And it's being made worse by super-fleas, a mutation far bigger than the normal-sized blighters. They have sizeable appendages, two-and-a-half times longer than their body - the biggest willy on the planet relative to their size. wat --- Not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, not 7 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 06/19/19 12:22:43 PM #2: |
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Zikten 06/19/19 12:49:53 PM #3: |
Those lucky female fleas
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TomNook20 06/19/19 12:51:42 PM #4: |
Incel fleas are cowering in fear.
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__aCEr__ 06/19/19 12:53:45 PM #5: |
There was a well hung English flea
A porn star he thought he'd be --- See you next Wednesday. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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