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JBaLLEN66
06/07/19 5:40:13 PM
#1:


help
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdR2Iktffaw
The day Capitalism was humiliated :)
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Tyranthraxus
06/07/19 5:41:03 PM
#2:


Please don't contact me again
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It says right here in Matthew 16:4 "Jesus doth not need a giant Mecha."
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Hairy-man
06/07/19 5:41:15 PM
#3:


What is your cup size?
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Your friendly, neighborhood Hairyman
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karlpilkington4
06/07/19 5:41:48 PM
#4:


I enjoyed having sex with you.
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Is This The Krusty Krab? "No This Is Patrick!"
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littlebro07
06/07/19 5:42:04 PM
#5:


"look, I understand the concern, but all my exes have said the burning and itching sensation isn't even that big of a deal after a few months"
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EscapeFromHell
06/07/19 5:42:09 PM
#6:


"Should I shave my balls, or do you like them hairy?"
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Don't be watching porno, with an open door, no
Beat it when it's closed, lest you be exposed.
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philsov
06/07/19 5:45:39 PM
#7:


"home safe! Sweet dreams, $name$)"

(I picked her up and dropped her off and nailed her in her own bed, you see)
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Remember that I won't rest, 'til we share the same tense
Just know, to me, you're better late than never again.
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YourDrunkFather
06/07/19 5:46:59 PM
#8:


A picture of my dick. No wait, thats before the first date
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One bourbon,one scotch,one beer
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Smashingpmkns
06/07/19 5:51:13 PM
#9:


JBaLLEN66 posted...
help

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Clean Butt Crew
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CellBlock7
06/07/19 5:51:51 PM
#10:


Just a picture of my butthole
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