Poll of the Day > My male friend offered to suck me off

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-Komaiko54-
05/24/19 9:13:56 PM
#1:


We were throwing out tbh, I said he was a nice, charming guy among other compliments,

he gave me a tbh and said he'd suck me off any day of the week

I was a little shocked because I didn't even knew he was gay (though I did see him on grindr but thought it was a "just looking" account)

I just said it felt nice to be noticed but I'll pass, he said "lmk if you change your mind ;)"

Funny thing is, earlier that day another guy slided up and said "Swa swa you're really cute :heart eye emoji:"

dude tried to play it off with the "my friend took my phone" but he screenshotted some of my selfies so I was a little doubtful

Two confessions and both of them are from guys I'm a straight as a stick. I'd only date a guy if they were a cross dressing twink and neither of them fit the bill

I felt kinda bad tbh I wonder if this is how I made other women feel
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ClarkDuke
05/24/19 9:15:52 PM
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darcandkharg31
05/24/19 9:16:02 PM
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congratz on the bj.
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wwinterj25
05/24/19 9:17:34 PM
#4:


Eh I've said I'd suck some guys dick before. I've also winked at some guy and sang on karaoke with this gay bloke. It's just banta for the most part. Although I've never actually hit on anyone per say. I guess all I should ask is was he hot?
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-Komaiko54-
05/24/19 9:26:20 PM
#5:


ClarkDuke posted...
you should've said, yes, ok?


I'm not gay
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ClarkDuke
05/24/19 9:34:05 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
you should've said, yes, ok?


I'm not gay

you won't know until you try, if nothing happens - your straight, ok?
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CTLM
05/24/19 9:44:05 PM
#7:


That's nice of him. I don't get offers from either gender. So unfair
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LinkPizza
05/24/19 9:44:15 PM
#8:


-Komaiko54- posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
you should've said, yes, ok?


I'm not gay

Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...
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-Komaiko54-
05/24/19 9:47:59 PM
#9:


he just texted me rn, said he's high again and if I ever needed head to hmu how should I turn him down

LinkPizza posted...
Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...


I'm not gay though

ClarkDuke posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
you should've said, yes, ok?


I'm not gay

you won't know until you try, if nothing happens - your straight, ok?


I mean, I've watched gay pron before and me weenis didn't like it that much...
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wwinterj25
05/24/19 9:52:14 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...


Just a heads up(no pun) I got modded for suggesting Grinder to a apparently heterosexual guy. It was offensive to use someones sexuality against them or something like that according a mod. It was actually a bizarre reason they gave that just made me scratch my head.
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LaggnFragnLarry
05/24/19 9:56:05 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...


Just a heads up(no pun) I got modded for suggesting Grinder to a apparently heterosexual guy. It was offensive to use someones sexuality against them or something like that according a mod. It was actually a bizarre reason they gave that just made me scratch my head.

my LarryFrag account got banned a couple years ago for telling a mod that grindr is a good place to meet new friends
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ClarkDuke
05/24/19 9:56:26 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
he just texted me rn, said he's high again and if I ever needed head to hmu how should I turn him down

LinkPizza posted...
Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...


I'm not gay though

ClarkDuke posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
you should've said, yes, ok?


I'm not gay

you won't know until you try, if nothing happens - your straight, ok?


I mean, I've watched gay pron before and me weenis didn't like it that much...

then you can't say you wouldn't enjoy one, ok?

there's a tv show in Japan, were men bet they won't cum if a guy gives them oral. the guy looks like duckbear, but he always wins, ok?
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CTLM
05/24/19 9:58:57 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...


Just a heads up(no pun) I got modded for suggesting Grinder to a apparently heterosexual guy. It was offensive to use someones sexuality against them or something like that according a mod. It was actually a bizarre reason they gave that just made me scratch my head.


I was modded for suggestion to someone they could just say they're lesbian instead of what they posted: they said "female and gender queer while attracted to females". something very similar to that.

Technically I was modded twice. Once for my opinion on "that". Second time was my suggestion
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wwinterj25
05/24/19 9:59:20 PM
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LaggnFragnLarry posted...
my LarryFrag account got banned a couple years ago for telling a mod that grindr is a good place to meet new friends


I mean that's not exactly wrong though. Many folk have made friends through dating apps.
Still make of this what you will:
mmmuzEH
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LinkPizza
05/24/19 10:01:01 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
I'm not gay though

Yeah. I said you sexuality didnt matter...

wwinterj25 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...


Just a heads up(no pun) I got modded for suggesting Grinder to a apparently heterosexual guy. It was offensive to use someones sexuality against them or something like that according a mod. It was actually a bizarre reason they gave that just made me scratch my head.

Mods are really bad sometimes. They got ma mad me for talking about my gaydar, saying it was offensive. I have no idea who it was offensive to, though...
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synth_real
05/24/19 10:01:14 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
he just texted me rn, said he's high again and if I ever needed head to hmu how should I turn him down

LinkPizza posted...
Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...


I'm not gay though

ClarkDuke posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
you should've said, yes, ok?


I'm not gay

you won't know until you try, if nothing happens - your straight, ok?


I mean, I've watched gay pron before and me weenis didn't like it that much...

Well, you could always just watch straight porn on your phone and pretend it's a girl doing it
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wwinterj25
05/24/19 10:03:48 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Mods are really bad sometimes. They got ma mad me for talking about my gaydar, saying it was offensive. I have no idea who it was offensive to, though...


In those cases I just nod and smile because I've no clue what their point is.
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SilentSeph
05/24/19 10:04:06 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
(though I did see him on grindr but thought it was a "just looking" account)

Does this mean that you were using grindr and you saw his profile there, or you saw your friend using grindr?
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LinkPizza
05/24/19 10:04:23 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
LaggnFragnLarry posted...
my LarryFrag account got banned a couple years ago for telling a mod that grindr is a good place to meet new friends


I mean that's not exactly wrong though. Many folk have made friends through dating apps.
Still make of this what you will. Apparently now folk must state their sexual preference for suggestions or your insulting their sexuality. I just can't anymore:
mmmuzEH

Ive met many friends on Grindr. Some I still talk to. And found friends I already had on there, as well. As for you mod, I think I know the topic. The mods really do seem to be looking for a reason to be offended...
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zoppo
05/24/19 10:04:29 PM
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Are you a drug dealer? I have a friend who does gay for drugs.
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wwinterj25
05/24/19 10:06:59 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Ive met many friends on Grindr. Some I still talk to. And found friends I already had on there, as well. As for you mod, I think I know the topic. The mods really do seem to be looking for a reason to be offended...


It's just baffling. Oh well. I ignore mods less and less these days as they are most of the time wrong.
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ClarkDuke
05/24/19 10:07:29 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
(though I did see him on grindr but thought it was a "just looking" account)

Does this mean that you were using grindr and you saw his profile there, or you saw your friend using grindr?

i think he was looking, ok?
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LinkPizza
05/24/19 10:13:11 PM
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SilentSeph posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
(though I did see him on grindr but thought it was a "just looking" account)

Does this mean that you were using grindr and you saw his profile there, or you saw your friend using grindr?

The way he wrote it was very weird...
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Nade Duck
05/24/19 10:15:38 PM
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do it, wuss.
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Monopoman
05/24/19 10:35:27 PM
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Damn if you have guys hitting on you that much you might be putting out the gay vibe. Now while people are not always accurate on identifying sexual presence certain qualities and behavior can hint at it.
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Bugmeat
05/24/19 10:51:20 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
I'm a straight as a stick. I'd only date a guy if they were a cross dressing twink

Those two statements are contradictory.


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dioxxys
05/24/19 10:55:17 PM
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-Komaiko54- posted...
I did see him on grindr but thought it was a "just looking" account

lol you dont make a "just looking" account on grindr if your straight.
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KogaSteelfang
05/24/19 11:26:31 PM
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Bugmeat posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
I'm a straight as a stick. I'd only date a guy if they were a cross dressing twink

Those two statements are contradictory.


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LinkPizza
05/24/19 11:50:03 PM
#29:


KogaSteelfang posted...
Bugmeat posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
I'm a straight as a stick. I'd only date a guy if they were a cross dressing twink

Those two statements are contradictory.


b05U2pI

Ah. That makes sense now... I can see how straight he is now...
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Zikten
05/25/19 12:05:30 AM
#30:


This also happened to me back in the late 90s or so. Like sometime from around 1998 to 2000 maybe
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RoboXgp89
05/25/19 1:12:35 AM
#31:


I found out a let's player on twitter that was really popular had a d*** and that I seen a few of her vids.
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trodi_911
05/25/19 3:59:35 AM
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I think you need to watch the Big Bob scene from Harold and Kumar Go to Guantanamo Bay. I would post it but I'd probs get moderated.
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BrightStar7
05/25/19 8:23:30 AM
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I would like to post my thoughts but would probably get modded going off some of the stuff others mentioned. You should post this on the sex board which is more lenient.
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The_tall_midget
05/25/19 9:00:56 AM
#34:


wwinterj25 posted...
Just a heads up(no pun) I got modded for suggesting Grinder to a apparently heterosexual guy. It was offensive to use someones sexuality against them or something like that according a mod. It was actually a bizarre reason they gave that just made me scratch my head.


Yeah, there seems to be an influx of sjw mods these days. Everyone is offended by pretty much everything. Which is to be expected since social medias are usually infested by those.
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Krazy_Kirby
05/25/19 9:30:26 AM
#35:


-Komaiko54- posted...
ClarkDuke posted...
you should've said, yes, ok?


I'm not gay

-Komaiko54- posted...
We were throwing out tbh, I said he was a nice, charming guy among other compliments,

he gave me a tbh and said he'd suck me off any day of the week

I was a little shocked because I didn't even knew he was gay (though I did see him on grindr but thought it was a "just looking" account)

I just said it felt nice to be noticed but I'll pass, he said "lmk if you change your mind ;)"

Funny thing is, earlier that day another guy slided up and said "Swa swa you're really cute :heart eye emoji:"

dude tried to play it off with the "my friend took my phone" but he screenshotted some of my selfies so I was a little doubtful

Two confessions and both of them are from guys I'm a straight as a stick. I'd only date a guy if they were a cross dressing twink and neither of them fit the bill


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AnnoyedCops
05/25/19 9:32:50 AM
#36:


There's some friends I'd like to offer this to ... way too scared to ever ask though, I'm sure they'd say no
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wwinterj25
05/25/19 9:33:54 AM
#37:


AnnoyedCops posted...
There's some friends I'd like to offer this to ... way too scared to ever ask though, I'm sure they'd say no

Get drunk and then put it down to being drunk.
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Krazy_Kirby
05/25/19 9:40:14 AM
#38:


-Komaiko54- posted...

I'm a straight as a stick.


like these sticks?
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mooreandrew58
05/25/19 12:49:35 PM
#39:


AnnoyedCops posted...
There's some friends I'd like to offer this to ... way too scared to ever ask though, I'm sure they'd say no


I have and succeeded. Granted we where teens though and teen males can be a horny will stick their dick in almost anything bunch.

Best friend still owes me full on sex though. He said he would for 300 dollars jokingly once and a few years later I had to pay damn near exactly that (a little more actually) to bail him out with a bus ticket when he got stranded on the other side of the country.
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Cruddy_horse
05/25/19 2:41:33 PM
#40:


LinkPizza posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
I'm not gay though

Yeah. I said you sexuality didnt matter...

wwinterj25 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...


Just a heads up(no pun) I got modded for suggesting Grinder to a apparently heterosexual guy. It was offensive to use someones sexuality against them or something like that according a mod. It was actually a bizarre reason they gave that just made me scratch my head.

Mods are really bad sometimes. They got ma mad me for talking about my gaydar, saying it was offensive. I have no idea who it was offensive to, though...


Yeah nearly everybody got modded because the mod went on a power trip, even I got modded even though I said I thought the concept of gaydar was stupid.
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LinkPizza
05/25/19 3:02:32 PM
#41:


Cruddy_horse posted...
LinkPizza posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
I'm not gay though

Yeah. I said you sexuality didnt matter...

wwinterj25 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Doesn't really matter, though... You could've still said yes...


Just a heads up(no pun) I got modded for suggesting Grinder to a apparently heterosexual guy. It was offensive to use someones sexuality against them or something like that according a mod. It was actually a bizarre reason they gave that just made me scratch my head.

Mods are really bad sometimes. They got ma mad me for talking about my gaydar, saying it was offensive. I have no idea who it was offensive to, though...


Yeah nearly everybody got modded because the mod went on a power trip, even I got modded even though I said I thought the concept of gaydar was stupid.

Yeah. I remember that topic. I dont even think anyone reported anything. I think a mod just found it and had themselves a field day...
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synth_real
05/25/19 3:02:34 PM
#42:


AnnoyedCops posted...
There's some friends I'd like to offer this to ... way too scared to ever ask though, I'm sure they'd say no

Better just to float the idea out there without making an offer to anybody specifically and anyone who's interested will take you up on it.
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Bugmeat
05/25/19 3:16:11 PM
#43:


synth_real posted...
AnnoyedCops posted...
There's some friends I'd like to offer this to ... way too scared to ever ask though, I'm sure they'd say no

Better just to float the idea out there without making an offer to anybody specifically and anyone who's interested will take you up on it.

Talk about it like you've already had a similar arrangement with someone else. Then when they press for details, you insist that you won't say who it was. This let's them know you're up for it and will be discreet.


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Sonicplys
05/25/19 3:16:29 PM
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Time to turn gay, TC
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AnnoyedCops
05/25/19 3:43:50 PM
#45:


Bugmeat posted...
synth_real posted...
AnnoyedCops posted...
There's some friends I'd like to offer this to ... way too scared to ever ask though, I'm sure they'd say no

Better just to float the idea out there without making an offer to anybody specifically and anyone who's interested will take you up on it.

Talk about it like you've already had a similar arrangement with someone else. Then when they press for details, you insist that you won't say who it was. This let's them know you're up for it and will be discreet.


Ah, it's too scary to really say anything about it. It would just make things weird and I'm sure they'd say no. I can't imagine a way to bring it up. "Boy I sure would like to sick a duck like I did back in the day..." (would feel weird lying about it too...)Thanks though
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synth_real
05/25/19 4:33:57 PM
#46:


AnnoyedCops posted...
Bugmeat posted...
synth_real posted...
AnnoyedCops posted...
There's some friends I'd like to offer this to ... way too scared to ever ask though, I'm sure they'd say no

Better just to float the idea out there without making an offer to anybody specifically and anyone who's interested will take you up on it.

Talk about it like you've already had a similar arrangement with someone else. Then when they press for details, you insist that you won't say who it was. This let's them know you're up for it and will be discreet.


Ah, it's too scary to really say anything about it. It would just make things weird and I'm sure they'd say no. I can't imagine a way to bring it up. "Boy I sure would like to sick a duck like I did back in the day..." (would feel weird lying about it too...)Thanks though

First things first, do they know you're gay? That could be all the prompting someone needs if they're interested but too shy to make a move
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slacker03150
05/25/19 4:38:13 PM
#47:


You act like sucking cock is gay. I'm straight and I've sucked cock before. It's not a big deal. Just say no homo after. Make sure you swallow though. Shit tastes good.
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-Komaiko54-
05/25/19 5:30:53 PM
#48:


Well, everyone knows that mods always suck

SilentSeph posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
(though I did see him on grindr but thought it was a "just looking" account)

Does this mean that you were using grindr and you saw his profile there, or you saw your friend using grindr?


I made a grindr account and saw him there

Bugmeat posted...
-Komaiko54- posted...
I'm a straight as a stick. I'd only date a guy if they were a cross dressing twink

Those two statements are contradictory.



how so?
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BrightStar7
05/25/19 5:46:42 PM
#49:


slacker03150 posted...
You act like sucking cock is gay. I'm straight and I've sucked cock before. It's not a big deal. Just say no homo after. Make sure you swallow though. Shit tastes good.


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AnnoyedCops
05/25/19 8:30:18 PM
#50:


synth_real posted...
AnnoyedCops posted...
Bugmeat posted...
synth_real posted...
AnnoyedCops posted...
There's some friends I'd like to offer this to ... way too scared to ever ask though, I'm sure they'd say no

Better just to float the idea out there without making an offer to anybody specifically and anyone who's interested will take you up on it.

Talk about it like you've already had a similar arrangement with someone else. Then when they press for details, you insist that you won't say who it was. This let's them know you're up for it and will be discreet.


Ah, it's too scary to really say anything about it. It would just make things weird and I'm sure they'd say no. I can't imagine a way to bring it up. "Boy I sure would like to sick a duck like I did back in the day..." (would feel weird lying about it too...)Thanks though

First things first, do they know you're gay? That could be all the prompting someone needs if they're interested but too shy to make a move

I should tell the one I'm really interested in at some point. I have told a decent amount of people but it always makes me nervous to tell someone. Idk how they will react. I get nervous it will change how the person sees me too. Luckily most people seem to react okay
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