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Eevee-Trainer posted...

A, then C if unsuccessful

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DrizztLink posted...

C is the wisest choice but A sounds just ridiculous enough to work.

A

A

I want to see where this goes
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A) Intensive care

If life and junior prom have taught you anything, it's that life is short, and short life is desperate. You head down to ICU and begin your quest to have awkward not gay sex with Naomi.
"Who's most likely to put out?" you ask yourself as you walk through the screams and endless lines of the ICU. You think back to your medical experience, and by med experience I mean you think about Scrubs reruns. You're best bet is either going to be a terminal cancer patient or a stressed out and sexually repressed intern who's two months behind on rent.

You start walking through the ICU looking around at the patients. Some of them are in bad shape, but more importantly some of them are hot. You hear babies cry, their mother's breasts grow, how they feel you'll never know, what a wonderful world. Through all the chaos you see her, she's perfect, the desperate intern you needed. Leggy, nice bod stereotypical hot lesbian but you won't describe it out of fear of being modded. She's just what you needed, you know you can score because she's hiding under a table in the fetal position,her mascara is running down her face.

You make your way over cha-cha real smooth like. You walk over and bend over real slow, your ass hangs out your gown.
"Excuse me, doctor." you say before giving her the most innocent eyes a horny perv can muster. "I see you're a little stressed, maybe we could help each other out." she looks up at you.
"They're after me." she responds. "We have to get out." oh no, she's not a doctor. She's a crazy person.

What do you do?
A) She may be crazy but so is Naomi's ass, she'll do
B) Who's following her?
C) Nope, too crazy, find someone else
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Yessssss

A, but ask about B
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A but ask B
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OffTempo posted...

A but ask B

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teepan95 posted...

OffTempo posted...

A but ask B

You know, I was going to start a new CYOA but have been procrastinating out of fear of being modded. This topic has fully assuaged those concerns.
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Yeah HotLap we been missing your Necromancer CYOA
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OffTempo posted...

A but ask B

OffTempo posted...

Yeah HotLap we been missing your Necromancer CYOA

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HotLap posted...

teepan95 posted...

OffTempo posted...

A but ask B

You know, I was going to start a new CYOA but have been procrastinating out of fear of being modded. This topic has fully assuaged those concerns.

do it
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teepan95 posted...

do it

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Probably won't be able to write anything until tomorrow due to work
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teepan95 posted...

HotLap posted...

teepan95 posted...

OffTempo posted...

A but ask B

You know, I was going to start a new CYOA but have been procrastinating out of fear of being modded. This topic has fully assuaged those concerns.

do it

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Update later today
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Bump
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A) She may be crazy but so is Naomi's ass, she'll do
B) Who's following her?

You weigh the pros and cons of hooking up with a crazy chick in your head. On one hand she could potentially ruin your life, in the other hand you imagine Naomi's ass. You have to pull through so that you may put in.
"Who's following you?" you pretend to care.
"You won't believe me, no one will believe me." her eyes are red from the tears, you realize she's been through some shit.
"No really, who's following you?" you sit down next to her.
"I don't know who they are." she responds before closing her eyes in pain. "There's so many of them. They just appear and and..." her voice breaks into tears. "They start jerking off." you grow cold. "It doesn't matter what I do or where I go, they find me." she grabs you by the collar. "I've tried so hard to get away, but nothing stops them. All I wanted to do was have some fun and get over my ex, but they just keep coming and also cumming." suddenly her eyes grow wide. "Do you hear it?" she asks, her arms are trembling. You listen over the chaos in the ICU and hear the horror. Fap Fap Fap.

What do you do?
A) Grab the lunatic and get out of the hospital
B) This chick sounds freaky, get her to Naomi
C) It's every man for themselves, get out of there
D) Forget Naomi, hook up with the lunatic right here and now
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D then B
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teepan95 posted...

D then B

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D then B
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

teepan95 posted...

D then B

ZeroKelvin posted...

Eevee-Trainer posted...

teepan95 posted...

D then B

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Tomorrow, now sleep
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CM_Ponch posted...

Tomorrow, now sleep

Don't tell me how to live my life.
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Update later tonight, busy day
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HotLap posted...

ZeroKelvin posted...

Eevee-Trainer posted...

teepan95 posted...

D then B

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Sorry, was at a going away party for a friend. I'll try to get in an update after I wake up tomorrow
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D) Forget Naomi, hook up with the lunatic right here and now
B) This chick sounds freaky, get her to Naomi


Fuck whatever else is happening, you're horny, she's crazy, match made in heaven.
"Yeah that sounds bad and all, but we should fuck." you say pointing to your dick. She gives you an angry look.
"Yeah." she starts touching you.

The two of you start going at it in the middle of the ICU. Other patients start looking at you. Your new friend snaps at them.
"What you ain't ever seen two people fuck before!" she yells before grabbing a bed and dragging it into the middle of the room. She throws you on top and mounts you. "You all want a show I'll give you a show!" she starts riding you hard. You hear the other patients pleasuring themselves to your acts. It turns you on in a way, but it also weirds you out. They start cheering you on. Suddenly you have an idea.
"Hey, you wanna give them a real show, we should make this a three some." your partner nods her head and grabs a wheelchair.
"Lead the way." she says before giving you a mobile reverse cowgirl.

You awkwardly navigate through the halls and make it to Naomi's room. When you get there however you and your sex buddy both freeze. Standing a top Naomi's bed and body is the naked man who chased you out of town. He sees you and takes a terrifying deep breath, sucking all the air through his teeth. He let's out a war cry.
"Skreeeeeeee" he yells before leaping off the bed and rushing towards you.

What do you do?
A) Dutch your friend, leave her as a sacrifice
B) Confront the demon
C) Get out of there with your partner
D) Accept death
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C

Can't let Naomi down.
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DrizztLink posted...

C

Can't let Naomi down.

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c
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C but I want B to happen later down the story line. Gotta have that arc resolved.
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OffTempo posted...

C but I want B to happen later down the story line. Gotta have that arc resolved.

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A
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teepan95 posted...

OffTempo posted...

C but I want B to happen later down the story line. Gotta have that arc resolved.

Thirded
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OffTempo posted...

C but I want B to happen later down the story line. Gotta have that arc resolved.

same, can't have that monster ruining all our encounters like this all the time... >:(
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Bump
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Busy weekend with work, I'll try to get in an update today
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Take your time
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Lol work
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Update later today
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Bump
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CM_Ponch posted...

Update later today

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Gonna take a shower and then update lol
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C) Get out of there with your partner

Everything goes into slow motion, you start flashing back between your last encounter with this freak and the present. On instinct you push your crazy wheel chair buddy out of harm's way and duck down. The freak flies overhead, slamming and crashing through the wall behind you.
"Naomi!" you yell running to her bed.
"Megan, he got Megan!" she yells. You turn to Megan and find her covered in a thick disgusting crust. She struggles to breathe and musters the strength to tell you to flee.

You look out the door and find the freak is making his way to his feet. You quickly grab Naomi and rush towards the wheel chair and your crazy friend. You start pushing the chair with all your might, the freak chases you down the longest hallway of your life. Naomi repositions herself so that she's facing you and straddling nameless girl.
"Is now really the time for this?" you ask Naomi as she places her arms around you.
"Just keep running." she says before a loud bang echos through the hallway, you can feel the heat by your exposed butt cheeks. Naomi starts firing away at the freak.
"Where did you get the gun!?"
"I always hide a spare up my ass, just for situations like this!" Naomi yells over gunfire.

You turn a corner and find it leads to both a stairwell and an elevator.

What do you do?
A) Stay and fight
B) Go down the elevator, you need the wheel chair
C) Go down the stairs, you're dead meat on the elevator

her
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A, if she's got the spare ass gun this seems like as good a chance as any to take care of this creep
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B
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A
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