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Your alarm wakes you up. It's 7 am, your first class is at 8. You need to take a shower and eat breakfast, but you have a couple texts from your neighbor Jessica.
"Can you give me a ride, my car isn't starting, have to be at class by 7:30."

What do you do?
A) Ignore the text and do your daily routine
B) Tell Jessica you'll pick her up in five minutes
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B if shes hot, A if not

C A Big Black British Man Named Wesley suddenly busts through your door, runs into your room and starts fucking Jessica on your bed saying "Sorry mate but we already broke my mine."
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"my mine"?
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Everyone you interact with, including Jessica, is a step-sibling or step-parent.
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Can I pick arson + attempted double homocide again?
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ZeroKelvin posted...

B if shes hot, A if not

B it is

B) Tell Jessica you'll pick her up in five minutes

You decide that Jessica is hot enough to sacrifice breakfast for.
"Sure, be ready in five." you reply before heading to the bathroom to brush your teeth and put on some deodorant. You rush down stairs and head to the garage. You reach the door only for your step-mom Michelle to call your name.
"Dick!" she calls out, "Dick is that you! I've got a problem!"

What do you do?
A) You promised Jessica you'd pick her up, hurry to the car
B) Go see what Michelle needs
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A

A
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A) You promised Jessica you'd pick her up, hurry to the car

You ignore your mom's call and rush to the garage. You'll just pretend you had your earbuds in if she says anything later. You get in your car and pull up to Jessica's house. She rushes outside and runs to your car. Her breasts jiggle with each step, she's forgotten to put on her bra. Her t-short seems almost two sizes too small. You've always had a thing for Jessica, but there's no way a girl like her would ever be interested in you. She's the most popular girl in school, and you're just an average guy.

"Thanks so much Dick." she says getting into the car. "I've got a quiz on Friday and I if I miss a class I'm fucked." she says as you start driving.
"No problem." you say before your stomach growls. She looks over to you and frowns.
"Did you eat this morning?"
"No, I skipped breakfast this morning."
"For me? You didn't have to." she reaches into her backpack. "Here, take my yogurt, I was saving it for lunch, but it'll help you get through the-" a car cuts you off forcing you to slam on the breaks, Jessica's yogurt spills all over your jeans. "Oh my god I'm so sorry!" she reaches into her bag and pulls out a napkin, she starts trying to wipe the yogurt off your jeans but keeps rubbing your junk on accident. You can see down her shirt, there's yogurt on her nipples. You now have a boner, but she hasn't noticed, has she? You're distracted and hit the car in front of you. Jessica's head hits your steering wheel, she lands face first on your crotch. The driver in front of you is getting out of their car

What do you do?
A) Check on Jessica
B) Get out and check the damage
C) Don't move, Jessica might be injured and you don't want to make it worse
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lmao, that escalated

C
Fossil posted...

lmao, that escalated

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CM_Ponch posted...

You get in your car and pull up to Jessica's house

Isn't she our neighbor? She couldn't walk the extra 30 feet?

B

Fuck this lazy bitch
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DrizztLink posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

You get in your car and pull up to Jessica's house

Isn't she our neighbor? She couldn't walk the extra 30 feet?

B

Fuck this lazy bitch

Metaphorically or literally?
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Going to be a busy day today
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You know what to do

Ill choose B
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B lmao
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ZeroKelvin posted...

B if shes hot, A if not

Its porno rules, so shes hot.
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B) Get out and check the damage

You decide Jessica should be fine, but you need to make sure everything is okay. You sit Jessica up and get out of the car, the other driver is standing outside, her red hair is a mess, she's wearing a sports bra and some leggings.
"Are you okay?" you ask noticing your bumper is damaged but her car is okay.
"Yeah, not the first time I've been rear ended. I should really be more careful. It's just that my twin sister is coming in from the airport earlier-" she rambles on. It seems like she blames herself. For the accident.
"Oh don't worry, let's just exchange info so I can get the bumper. Name's Dick by the way. "
"Kate, and um actually, I umm, I don't have insurance. Umm, maybe, she walks closer and slides her hand down to your crotch. Maybe we can handle this another way. I don't think your girlfriend will mind." she says pointing to an unconscious Jessica.

What do you do?
A) Let Kate do what Kate is going to do, Jessica can be late it's fine no one will care
B) You have to get Jessica to class, get Kate's info and and deal with this later
C) You can't let Jessica be late, but your car is damaged, take Kate's car and drop off Jessica then take Kate to the airport
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<_<
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A
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A
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A
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A) Let Kate do what Kate is going to do, Jessica can be late it's fine no one will care

You let Kate pull down your pants in public. She amazed by your girth.
"Wow, who would have thought you'd be so schlonging." she says before dropping to her knees and putting it in her mouth. You look back at the unconscious Jessica and shrug. Sure a blowjob is free and you'll have to buy a new bumper, but whatever, Kate is hot.

You lift Kate off the ground and over to her car. You pull down her pants and start plowing. She tells you to wait. You look inside her car and see a younger woman, probably like 18, definitely 18.
"Mom! " the young woman yells. "Dad is going to be pissed."

What do you do?
A) Convince the younger woman to join
B) Convince her you are her dad
C) Get out of her... *here
D) Keep going, there's no stopping this train
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A
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

A

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A) Convince the younger woman to join
"Becky... It's not what it looks like... This is a dream." Kate says as you continue to thrust into her.
"Do you really think I'm that stupid?" Becky yells back as she takes off her seat belt and pulls out her phone.
"Becky please, don't tell your father. I can explain... Oh goooood"
"Dad." Becky starts. You put your fingers to her lips.
"Becky wait, maybe you'd like to join us. It seems like you could use a good fuck." she looks to you angrily. Kate protest.
"Absolutely not, that's my daughter."
"Fuck you mom." Becky hangs up on her father. "All my life you've told me it to be a slut and that sex was forbidden until I was married. Well fuck you, I'm going to suck the life out of this guy."

A smile crosses your face as Becky pushes Kate out of the way and follows in her mother's footsteps.
"Becky where did you learn to do such things! "Kate yells.
"I learned from watching you!" she shouts back before silencing herself around your junk.
"Well you didn't learn enough." Kate says before pushing her daughter aside and taking you for herself.

Becky is quite turned on at the site of this and begins kissing her mother. You hesitate to write that because you're sure the mods won't like that, but it's okay, there's a big twist coming where it turns out they're not actually related. Speaking of twists, Kate twists her tongue like a pro before pushing you down to the floor and getting on top.

You bang the mother and daughter for some time before the sound of police sirens catches your attention. Kate grabs a nearly comatose Becky and pulls her into the car.
"It's the coppers, scram!" Kate yells before driving off. You struggle to your feet and try to put on your pants, but the cops are too quick. A woman speaks into your ears, you can feel her giant jugs against your back.
"You have the right to remain silent."

What do you do?
A) Plead the 7th(inches)
B) Try to talk your way out of this
C) Make a break for it, get to your car
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A

We're demanding a jury trial.
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A
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C, I wonder how Jessica will react to the realization that she's in a car chase because a couple of chicks banged her ride.
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Bump
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A

C
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A

(tag)
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A
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A) Plead the 7th(inches)

"Anything you have and say will be pressed against me a court of lax" the officer handcuffs herself to your dick and starts pleasuring you while whispering you your rights, but dirty. "You criminals always go around breaking the law, well now you're being busted by the long job of the law." she drags you by the dick into her car. There's a fat, bald, soy boy in the back seat with handcuffs on. The officer sits you down and starts showing you that justice is grind. The dude next to you starts grunting.

What do you do?
A) You've never performed in front of an audience before, keep going
B) Keep going, blue balls matter
C) You're freaked out by this dude's grunts, get out of here
D) Make a break for it, get to your car
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B
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D
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<___<
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B
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D

B
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B) Keep going, blue balls matter

You ignore the grunts of the man next to you and keep thrusting away at the officer riding you. She pulls out her baton and licks it from top to bottom.
"Scum like you make me cu-" the other man's grunts grow louder. You can no longer ignore him. You look over and see him pleasuring himself. He looks you dead in the eyes and tells you to keep going.

What do you do?
A) You heard the man, finish the job
B) Beat him with the baton, you are not okay with this
C) Get out of the police car and take the sex to yours
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B

ZeroKelvin posted...

B

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B then C
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