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D) Convince Rachel to join

"You and the manager stare at each other. You notice he's changed into some BDSM gear, they clearly do this often. There's an awkward silence as you look into this man's eyes. You shrug your shoulders, it's 2019 and you do owe them for those pancakes ,its whatever. You and the manager start plowing, you've never really had the chance to try dominatrix stuff and this is as good a chance as any.

As you feel your ass getting wiped, you can't help but feel a strange presence in the room. You look to the corner of the room and see Rachel sitting there awkwardly with a pen and paper. You lock eyes with her, she turns her head. The manager unlocks his mouth zipper.
"Don't mind her, she's just taking notes for her Steven Universe fanfics."
"What the hell is Steven Universe?" you ask while learning you're a power top.
"Some cartoon for virgins." the manager responds between thrusts. A look of shame comes over Rachel's face.

"Would you like to join?" you say inviting Rachel to be an accessory in a sexual awakening. She grows nervous and fidgety.
"B-baka." oh no, she's a weeb. "How could you just say that to a girl, it's N-not like I like you or anything." even worse she's tsundare.
"Oh that explains why you're a virgin." you sit down for a second and think as she tries to over compensate for her lack of social skills with cringy facial expressions.

What do you do?
A) You can fuck the weeb out of her
B) Nah, weebs are weird, get out of here
C) Take a minute to contemplate your sexuality and whether you're actually gay or if you're just trying to find momentary escape from your fears and insecurities in this man's ass
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A
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C, then A
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B

Eevee-Trainer posted...

C, then A

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A
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DrizztLink posted...

Eevee-Trainer posted...

C, then A

ZeroKelvin posted...

DrizztLink posted...

Eevee-Trainer posted...

C, then A

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CM_Ponch posted...

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teepan95 posted...

CM_Ponch posted...

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C) Take a minute to contemplate your sexuality and whether you're actually gay or if you're just trying to find momentary escape from your fears and insecurities in this man's ass
A) You can f*** the weeb out of her
You think back to your youth and all the childish things you used to love. You used to love wrestling in high school, especially the post-match celebrations in the locker room with all your buddies. It was weird to you ow comfortable you felt around them, like you could be yourself. Rachel's presence is making it uncomfortable for you to be naked, but in that locker room dicks were swinging all over the place and you were at peace. It's funny, you've spent the last 24 or so hours getting into some crazy sexual adventures, but the one time you've actually had to think and grow as a person is when a dominatrix manager felt you were hot enough to suck off in his office. You've never really felt this kind of reassurance before,it's comforting knowing that their are both men and women that see you as a sex object. It's nice to know you have options, but then again, is this really you? Are you gay? You have no problem with the gay community or lifestyle, but is this really making you happy, or are you just trying to escape your fears with the most meaningless of meaningless sex? Not even 24 hours ago you were fearing for your life and shooting what you can only believe to be a man, now your balls deep in another. This isn't you, it's fun and you'll probably do it again before the story is over, but at this moment you're probably just scared and uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, you bust in the manager and collapse from the tightest orgasm of your life. Maybe you're a little gay.

As happy as you are to find this bit of inner peace, part of you feels disgusted and ashamed to be in the room. Not because of the intense gay sex you just had, but because of this busted ass weeb in the room watching you. Another part of you feels bad for her. She didn't ask to be this way. No one forced her to watch gateway anime as a child and spend her youth buying "How to draw manga" books. It was her decision and no one stopped her. Not one person looked at her poor soul and said "Let me help you." Fate decided that she would be a social outcast and society let it happen, but you, you can change that. You walk over to Rachel and put your hand on her shoulders.
"It's okay now, I'm here." you say before leaning in for a kiss. The kiss is probably her first, not counting that time she was role-playing Inuyasha with her cousin Mike, she of course was Inuyasha, Mike too was Inuyasha, but like from a parallel dimension where Inuyasha was gay and a creepy 20 year old playing with his 12 year old cousin, but we don't talk about that because Rachel is going through enough right now.
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You take a willing Rachel to the desk. She keeps pretending she's not into it but she's the one pushing you to the floor. The sex is awkward and uncomfortable, both because she's trying hard to dirty talk but does it exclusively by quoting hentai, but also because your having sex on top of the manager's body as he recovers. Rachel grinds you into oblivion while moaning classic phrases like "It's not like I like you or anything!" and the ever fun "But is there a character who can defeat Madara Uchiha? " at some point she starts moaning JoJo references and you realize this has gone on enough. You slam her onto the desk and start drilling with the force of a thousand angry weebs typing about how unfaithful the anime adaptation to their favorite manga was.
"B-baka!" Rachel yells between thrusts.
"No!" you pound harder, almost painfully hard.
"B-bbbaak-"you slap her ass disrupting her attempt at an ahegao face
"No!"
"Ssss-stupid!" she has finally remembered that she is a white suburban American girl with zero Asian ancestry. She starts crying tears of joy. "Stupid, I do like you. Inuyasha wasn't even good!" she cries allowing you to finally have a guilt free bust. The two of you collapse. Rachel rests on your chest as the manager puts on his clothes. He kisses you on the cheek before getting back to work.

What do you do?
A) You've paid for your pancakes, get out of here and get to the hospital
B) Start a new life here at Denny's with Rachel and the manager
C) Celebrate Rachel's new lifestyle by taking her to the most American place of all, a gun store
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C


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A
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D - for Ductape.

A
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C

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A
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A) You've paid for your pancakes, get out of here and get to the hospital

This was a nice moment of rest and relaxation, but you should probably go to the hospital. You get dressed and make your way outside. The ambulance is parked outside. You make your way over and find two hot paramedics waiting.
"Are you the guy that called?" one of them asks with some attitude.
"Yeah, sorry about the wait. They had really good pancakes." the other paramedic laughs.
"Do you need help getting in or can you do it yourself?" the angry one asks.
"Naomi, that's no way to treat people." she pulls out the stretcher and pats it down for you. She introduces herself as Megan. She loads you into the back of the ambulance. You can see Rachel and the manager looking at you from the window. The manager blows you a kiss, Rachel juggles her breasts, she's come a long way since embracing America.

You lay on the stretcher as Megan looks you over. She tells you the hospital is about fifteen minutes away. She checks your leg for wounds. She pats your junk and blushes.
"Sorry, didn't mean to do that." she says with a giggle. "Nice though." she starts to touch your chest and once again makes her way down to your crotch. "Real nice."

Megan gets on top of you and starts removing her clothes.
"Don't judge me, this job is super stressful, my boyfriend dumped me three days ago, and I have to ride with Bitchy McGee in the front seat all day. I need some fucking dick." she says before taking off your pants.
"It's fine by me." you joke before exploring her body.

The two of you start making out. Megan stops you.
"Hey, this is kind of weird, but I mean I guess the situation is already kind of crazy." she says before getting off of you. "Don't judge me, but there's something I've always wanted to try."
"Sure, what is it?" you ask as she pulls out a backpack.
"So, don't judge me. But I stole some stuff from the hospital, and I really want to try it out." she says pulling out a needle. You look at her concerned. "Don't worry, it's just some adrenaline." she says before injecting herself.

What do you do?
A) Tell Naomi
B) Megan is crazy, get out of there
C) Megan is crazy, get in there
D) Inject some adrenaline
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A, D, then C
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Eevee-Trainer posted...

A, D, then C

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Eevee-Trainer posted...

A, D, C then B

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C
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C
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c
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teepan95 posted...

Eevee-Trainer posted...

A, D, then C

ZeroKelvin posted...

teepan95 posted...

Eevee-Trainer posted...

A, D, then C

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A) Tell Naomi
D) Inject some adrenaline
C) Megan is crazy, get in there


You watch Megan inject herself with adrenaline and freak out a little. You turn to Naomi worriedly.
"Hey I'm, Naomi was it? Megan just injected herself with adrenaline and is trying to fuck." you say as Megan lets out a war scream do to her now amped up nature. Naomi stops the ambulance and turns to look at you. Almost as if she's judging you she shakes her head.
"The fuck you sounding like a little bitch for, get in there and fuck my girl. " she says before Megan slams your head onto the stretcher and straddles you. Naomi starts driving again, the motion makes Megan's aggressive grinding that much more intense.

You start panicking as Megan slams herself into your pelvis. It hurts so good. You can hear Naomi rooting Megan on in the foreground.
"Yaaaaas Queen!"
Suddenly it hits you. You reach over to Megan's bag and pull out a needle. Megan starts pounding her chest and takes the needle from you.
"You better fuck me silly little boy!" she tells before injecting you woth adrenaline. You let out grunt before lifting Megan into the air. You start slamming her into the walls of the ambulance, Naomi almost loses control of the vehicle from the intensity of your sex with Megan.

Megan suddenly starts convulsing, she's orgasming so hard she has a seizure. You're no medical expert but you do the responsibile thing and grab a defibrillator. The electricity flows through her body into yours. Your primal roar fills the ambulance as you and Megan share a thunderous orgasm.

You wake up some time later in the hospital. You feel drained of all energy, but like ball drained. A doctor comes in and tells you it's been two days since you arrived at the hospital. Your wounds are healed. Megan is in a coma in the room next to yours. Both her and Naomi have been fired for their actions.

What do you do?
A) Go visit Naomi
B) Leave the hospital, you need to figure out your next destination
C) Patrol the hospital for chicks
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A then C
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OwlRammer posted...

A then C

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lmfao this is amazing. takes me back to the good old days of the you are shao kahn's secretary, the boy next door, you have a hammer, you are the money someone could be saving with geico, etc CYOAs

D) Check on jessica and that cop
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I didn't realize how many typos there were in that last post. I should stop updating from my phone.
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A, then C
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teepan95 posted...

OwlRammer posted...

A then C

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A then C
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C
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B
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A) Go visit Naomi
C) Patrol the hospital for chicks

You get out of bed and head to the room next door. Megan is still in sex coma, Naomi looks over to you and shakes her head jokingly.
"I can't believe you fucked her into the hospital. In all my life I've never seen an orgasm so intense it made someone go comatose." Naomi says in disbelief as you check out her body. You're feeling cocky after today's events.
"Well ya know, if you ever want to feel one of those orgasms, I'm your guy." you give her the old wonk and finger gun. She laughs.
"You're not my type." she says before looking at Megan and licking her lips.
"Well if it helps, I'm gay too." Naomi looks at you in confusion. "Kind of, not really, it's been a weird day."
"Well I'll tell you what, if you can find me some ass, I'll give you my ass." Naomi says before lifting her gown to give you a preview.

Without hesitation you start looking through the hospital for potential bisexual or lesbian women, maybe even really effeminate looking men.

Where should you look?
A) Intensive care
B) The main lobby waiting room
C) The break room
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C is the wisest choice but A sounds just ridiculous enough to work.

A
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B, then C if unsuccessful
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