Poll of the Day > Mark Zuckerberg offers you $10,000.00 to rim job a hobo.

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Viking_Mudcrap
05/10/19 1:20:29 PM
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Would you do it? - Results (14 votes)
Yes
14.29% (2 votes)
2
No
85.71% (12 votes)
12
Picture this, you are walking down down the San Francisco Bay Area and you see Mark. You approach him to say hi and after a few exchanges he says -

Ill pay you 10 grand if you let me watch you rim job this homeless guy back at my hotel room

Why? You ask

Its the only way I get off, I would need you to rim job the hobo for 5 minutes
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GanonsSpirit
05/10/19 1:27:29 PM
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I'd kill Mark Zuckerberg.
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Oops_All_Berrys
05/10/19 1:28:21 PM
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Nah make it 50k
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Aculo
05/10/19 1:29:53 PM
#4:


no, 10 million, minimum, ok?
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Flyingpirate
05/10/19 1:30:19 PM
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Woops I read that as 10 million. Disregard my vote.
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pionear
05/10/19 1:30:48 PM
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A Billionaire offering somebody $10,000 is like you offering said HOBO $10...

Nah, maybe for a cool Mil tho...
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Bugmeat
05/10/19 1:44:43 PM
#7:


Agree to it. Then discreetly get my phone recording audio. Get him talking about it more. After enough audio has been captured I would demand the 10k in exchange for deleting the recording.


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ParanoidObsessive
05/10/19 3:45:40 PM
#8:


I'm not poor - $10,000 isn't even enough for me to let a hobo rimjob me.


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LinkPizza
05/10/19 4:05:02 PM
#9:


I would want more money. Also, I want the Hobo to shower and get clean. But mainly more money...

ParanoidObsessive posted...
I'm not poor - $10,000 isn't even enough for me to let a hobo rimjob me.


Even if I had enough money, Id definitely let a hobo rim me for $10,000. Getting rimmed feels awesome! And Im getting paid! Id do that everyday...
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FrozenBananas
05/10/19 4:06:21 PM
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10,000 is nothing....
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GreenKnight127
05/10/19 4:54:18 PM
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I'd agree. Go back to the hotel. And then beat the shit out of Mark Zuckerberg.

Like, bloody and violent.

It would be quite terrifying.

I believe the homeless man would either assist me in the beating.....(after the initial shock wears off)....or he will run to Mark's defense. In which case, I would murder the hobo. And I would make it look like Mark did it.

Then I'd probably use ammonia and bleach to clean the scene.....and probably just go about my day like nothing happened?
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LinkPizza
05/10/19 5:24:54 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
I'd agree. Go back to the hotel. And then beat the shit out of Mark Zuckerberg.

Like, bloody and violent.

It would be quite terrifying.

I believe the homeless man would either assist me in the beating.....(after the initial shock wears off)....or he will run to Mark's defense. In which case, I would murder the hobo. And I would make it look like Mark did it.

Then I'd probably use ammonia and bleach to clean the scene.....and probably just go about my day like nothing happened?

Would you get any money?
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darcandkharg31
05/10/19 5:29:42 PM
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LinkPizza posted...
Would you get any money?

No he just wants to murder a guy, he's worse then the Berg.
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HillChange
05/10/19 5:36:32 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
Then I'd probably use ammonia and bleach to clean the scene.....and probably just go about my day like nothing happened?

Make sure to mix them together first. That's the best way to make sure the cops won't hunt you down.
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Entity13
05/10/19 5:40:44 PM
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I'd grab a tire rim and do the thing for Mark with it, and then collect. Then I'd walk away and tell him to get a regular job.
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OhhhJa
05/10/19 6:48:36 PM
#17:


You really made this topic thinking that little amount of money would tempt pretty much anyone?
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keyblader1985
05/10/19 6:52:50 PM
#18:


Yeah, you're gonna have to add at least three more digits.
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HornedLion
05/10/19 6:53:36 PM
#19:


Better slap some more zeroes on that number.
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PKMNsony
05/10/19 7:00:47 PM
#20:


Id get him to ask again and try to record it.
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jbomb1234
05/10/19 7:07:32 PM
#21:


No way.
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Kanaya413
05/10/19 7:14:35 PM
#22:


It's a hotel so he can shower first!
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Joshs Name
05/10/19 7:16:23 PM
#23:


Do I need to pay income tax on it?
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wwinterj25
05/10/19 7:18:28 PM
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I'd probably do much worse for a lot less so sure.
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05/10/19 7:44:12 PM
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Viking_Mudcrap
05/10/19 7:46:52 PM
#26:


OhhhJa posted...
You really made this topic thinking that little amount of money would tempt pretty much anyone?


Idk why everyone here is acting like Richie Rich. I would rimjob that hobo in a minute for that 10k and you dont even have to pay taxes.
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Viking_Mudcrap
05/10/19 7:47:09 PM
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Joshs Name posted...
Do I need to pay income tax on it?


No
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LinkPizza
05/10/19 7:49:09 PM
#28:


Viking_Mudcrap posted...
OhhhJa posted...
You really made this topic thinking that little amount of money would tempt pretty much anyone?


Idk why everyone here is acting like Richie Rich. I would rimjob that hobo in a minute for that 10k and you dont even have to pay taxes.

I think a lot of people would. Tbh, I think some people in here actually might, given an actual chance to do it. Though, some wouldnt want to admit it. Its not even really doing much. Just a rimjob. Not a blowjob, not sex, or whatever else. Just a five minute rimjob... 10K for a five minute job is good. Even if youre well off...
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darcandkharg31
05/10/19 7:52:32 PM
#29:


LinkPizza posted...
I think a lot of people would. Tbh, I think some people in here actually might, given an actual chance to do i

Fuck no, I aint even eating the asshole of the hottest cleanest chick in the world.
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LinkPizza
05/10/19 7:53:15 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I think a lot of people would.

Fuck no, I aint even eating the asshole of the hottest cleanest chick in the world.

Not everyone. But I honestly think a lot would...
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Viking_Mudcrap
05/10/19 7:54:50 PM
#31:


And yes, the hobo can shower - assuming the hobo wants to shower.
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LinkPizza
05/10/19 7:55:32 PM
#32:


Viking_Mudcrap posted...
And yes, the hobo can shower - assuming the hobo wants to shower.

For most, the hobo will have to shower...
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Viking_Mudcrap
05/10/19 7:56:10 PM
#33:


darcandkharg31 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I think a lot of people would. Tbh, I think some people in here actually might, given an actual chance to do i

Fuck no, I aint even eating the asshole of the hottest cleanest chick in the world.


I would give my freshly earned $10,000.00 to eat the asshole of the hottest cleanest chick in the world
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BrightStar7
05/10/19 8:11:36 PM
#34:


Viking_Mudcrap posted...
Idk why everyone here is acting like Richie Rich. I would rimjob that hobo in a minute for that 10k and you dont even have to pay taxes.


Ikr. Many people do this kinda shit for free. I would do it but under some conditions. First I have to get half the cash up front then the rest after. Second the hobo needs to clean up, and I ain't doing nothing if I see bumps lesions etc. Bad skin freaks me out especially in private areas. Best case scenario is that they attractive so its actually a turn on, plus getting paid 10K what's not to like.
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OhhhJa
05/10/19 8:58:00 PM
#35:


LinkPizza posted...
I think a lot of people would.

No they wouldnt lol
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Joshs Name
05/10/19 9:02:59 PM
#36:


Does the hobo have worms?

I don't want to lick any worms
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gadgaurd
05/10/19 9:04:38 PM
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I was seriously debating whether or not I could do it, as that kinda money could set me for like. Then I realized it was 10k and not 10 million and got personally offended.
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Mead
05/10/19 9:06:10 PM
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Is the hobo a pretty lady
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darcandkharg31
05/10/19 9:12:56 PM
#39:


Mead posted...
Is the hobo a pretty lady

Viking_Mudcrap is the hobo
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zebatov
05/10/19 9:54:46 PM
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Meant yes, phone selected no.
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LinkPizza
05/10/19 9:56:42 PM
#41:


OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
I think a lot of people would.

No they wouldnt lol

I disagree...
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