Current Events > If next ff7 re trailer shows Tifa with mega boobs ia it instabuy?

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darkphoenix181
05/10/19 12:24:05 PM
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She looks like Sabrina Sabrok or Dolly Parton where the boobage is concerned.
Buy or no?
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green butter
05/10/19 12:25:15 PM
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gotta be AT LEAST DD or im not buying
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mach25687
05/10/19 12:26:09 PM
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Gotta be big as minka or Hitomi J-cup.
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darkphoenix181
05/10/19 12:28:37 PM
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green butter posted...
gotta be AT LEAST DD or im not buying


Pretty sure sabrina has much bigger plastic than DD

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Dampproof
05/10/19 12:36:32 PM
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Porn is free and available now.
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darkphoenix181
05/10/19 12:38:32 PM
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Dampproof posted...
Porn is free and available now.


No one is asking Tifa to go topless.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
05/10/19 12:39:53 PM
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I hope they'll be comically huge and jiggle unrealistically with the slightest of movement, she should look like a dragon's crown character.
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Error1355
05/10/19 12:39:58 PM
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If you are deciding to buy a game based on a character's chest size then you might need to re-evaluate your values.
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The23rdMagus
05/10/19 12:40:40 PM
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Error1355 posted...
If you are deciding to buy a game based on a character's chest size then you might need to re-evaluate your values.

I have to have some quality standards.
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AlisLandale
05/10/19 12:42:04 PM
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Error1355 posted...
If you are deciding to buy a game based on a character's chest size then you might need to re-evaluate your values.


I mean the gameplay is going to be strictly worse than the original so the only remaining facet it has is graphic fidelity of boobies
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darkphoenix181
05/10/19 12:43:20 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
I hope they'll be comically huge and jiggle unrealistically with the slightest of movement, she should look like a dragon's crown character.


Tbh that would just be annoying.

Too much jiggle is off putting.

Besides, her top seems like it would hold them firmly.
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pauIie
05/10/19 12:44:23 PM
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Ghetto_Turtle
05/10/19 12:45:20 PM
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If youre six maybe.
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Zack_Attackv1
05/11/19 7:23:53 PM
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Square will have aaaaall of mah cash.
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Trigg3rH4ppy
05/11/19 7:25:42 PM
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AlisLandale posted...
I mean the gameplay is going to be strictly worse than the original

Yeah I sure am gonna miss selecting the same attack (per battle) for each character over and over again while occasionally healing. Other than a select few boss fights or intentionally handicapping yourself, the game is so piss easy you don't really need to think. Hell a lot of the time I'd have my healer attacking too and just spam x for each random encounter.

It really sucks that they're dumbing it down by still having you do all that but in real time while moving and dodging and looking for openings
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UnfairRepresent
05/13/19 12:49:00 PM
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If Square Enix were smart they'd give her small boobs and then make a big boob "Original Alternate Outfit" like $6 DLC.

They'd sell like a million copies of that DLC
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The23rdMagus
05/13/19 12:51:47 PM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
If Square Enix were smart they'd give her small boobs and then make a big boob "Original Alternate Outfit" like $6 DLC.

They'd sell like a million copies of that DLC

And half would be me.
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OwlRammer
05/15/19 3:16:19 AM
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if they make them smaller, I'm not buying it because I don't support censorship! >:(
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pfh1001
05/15/19 3:40:26 AM
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darkphoenix181 posted...
Dampproof posted...
Porn is free and available now.


No one is asking Tifa to go topless.


I am. That might be the only thing that would make me buy this stupid crap.

Besides, at this rate "episode 1" might come out by 2030.
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Irony
05/15/19 3:42:25 AM
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Not buying episodic bullshit
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darkphoenix181
05/16/19 11:23:32 AM
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Irony posted...
Not buying episodic bullshit


Did you watch Avengers?
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