Current Events > $10 million, but your dick grows 1 inch every time you lie

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YoshitoKikuchi
12/28/18 6:50:02 PM
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Deal or no deal?
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weekoldhotdog
12/28/18 6:50:55 PM
#2:


What's the downside?
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stone
12/28/18 6:51:13 PM
#3:


No deal.
*dick grows an inch*
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Mistere Man
12/28/18 6:51:37 PM
#4:


deal!
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Alakazamtrainer
12/28/18 6:51:54 PM
#5:


deal
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ThyCorndog
12/28/18 6:51:59 PM
#6:


does the girth increase to keep the same ratio or what
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DD Divine
12/28/18 6:52:16 PM
#7:


Is it a lie if someone asks if youre ok and you respond yes and youre not ok mentally but ok physically but since they didnt specify does it count as a lie?
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/28/18 6:52:26 PM
#8:


ThyCorndog posted...
does the girth increase to keep the same ratio or what


Yes
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EbonTitanium
12/28/18 6:52:47 PM
#9:


No deal.
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ThyCorndog
12/28/18 6:53:04 PM
#10:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
ThyCorndog posted...
does the girth increase to keep the same ratio or what


Yes

deal

i'll lie once and it'll be perfect
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YoshitoKikuchi
12/28/18 6:53:08 PM
#11:


DD Divine posted...
Is it a lie if someone asks if youre ok and you respond yes and youre not ok mentally but ok physically but since they didnt specify does it count as a lie?


They weren't specific enough so that would not count as a lie
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Space_Man
12/28/18 6:54:23 PM
#12:


Yeah of course. Lie maybe one or two more times then just switch to holding the truth in lieu of lying.
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Grischnak
12/28/18 6:55:34 PM
#13:


No thanks. Even a handful of lies and your dick would start to become unmanageable. It'd be too hard to never lie about anything ever again.
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DD Divine
12/28/18 6:55:52 PM
#14:


YoshitoKikuchi posted...
DD Divine posted...
Is it a lie if someone asks if youre ok and you respond yes and youre not ok mentally but ok physically but since they didnt specify does it count as a lie?


They weren't specific enough so that would not count as a lie


Then deal
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Ryetoast
12/28/18 6:58:22 PM
#15:


I can lie 9 times before my dick gets too much to handle...

Pass.
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JimCarrysToe
12/28/18 7:17:37 PM
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What if i don't have a dick? Do I grow one when I lie?
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Kitt
12/28/18 7:23:42 PM
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I didn't shoot JFK
*Grows*
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Zack_Attackv1
12/28/18 7:26:36 PM
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Italian
12/28/18 7:30:36 PM
#19:


No way in hell
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EzeDoesIt
12/28/18 7:32:12 PM
#20:


stone posted...
No deal.
*dick grows an inch*

10/10
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Guide
12/28/18 7:34:04 PM
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No deal. You'd only have to lie a few times before you have a serious problem, and sometimes, serious problems can be avoided through deception. Rarely, but often enough that I'd be worried about my health within a decade.
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GATTJT
12/28/18 7:34:35 PM
#22:


Ryetoast posted...
I can lie 9 times before my dick gets too much to handle...

Pass.

Yeah, 10 inches is kinda crazy.
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Grischnak
12/28/18 8:09:54 PM
#23:


Guide posted...
No deal. You'd only have to lie a few times before you have a serious problem, and sometimes, serious problems can be avoided through deception. Rarely, but often enough that I'd be worried about my health within a decade.


I think the big problems would be the lack of white lies more the lack of serious lies. It's like if your girlfriend is telling you a story about her day at work and she says "think I was being a bitch?"(and she was being one). Obviously in that situation telling the truth is not ideal and if you did things would not go well for you.
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HagenEx
12/28/18 8:14:35 PM
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No deal.

It would be bothersome after a couple of days or so. Having a 50+ inch penis must be not fun at all. The hinderance when walking, not being able to get it up, dying of a heart attack, etc.
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thronedfire2
12/28/18 8:15:26 PM
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no I like lying way too much
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bknight
12/28/18 8:43:07 PM
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It's bad enough that my dick tip touches toilet water when I poop, I can't imagine it being any bigger, it would be submerged in poop water all the time, no deal.
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GameGodOfAll
12/28/18 8:52:58 PM
#27:


GATTJT posted...
Ryetoast posted...
I can lie 9 times before my dick gets too much to handle...

Pass.

Yeah, 10 inches is kinda crazy.

Ayyyyyyyy
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PerseusRad
12/28/18 8:56:48 PM
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I dont really like lying too much, but Im sure I do it more than I remember, surely more than a few times, so this would be quite bad.
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EzeDoesIt
12/29/18 4:11:00 PM
#29:


bknight posted...
It's bad enough that my dick tip touches toilet water when I poop, I can't imagine it being any bigger, it would be submerged in poop water all the time, no deal.

bro lay it on the toilet seat trust me
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Master_Bass
12/29/18 4:13:26 PM
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Deal, with all that money I can just avoid people most people anyway.
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Questionmarktarius
12/29/18 4:16:33 PM
#31:


A three-mile penis just seems impractical.
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MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 4:18:01 PM
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To be honest, if I had 10 million dollars I dont think Id have a reason to lie
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Ving_Rhames
12/29/18 4:19:16 PM
#33:


Deal.
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Flockaveli
12/29/18 4:22:01 PM
#34:


If I had a big dick I wouldnt have to lie about anything. I can get away with always telling the ugly truth and nobody would be mad because my dick is yuge!
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MorbidFaithless
12/29/18 4:23:31 PM
#35:


Deal
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Sphyx
12/29/18 4:25:22 PM
#36:


lol @ the geniuses ITT that will end up with an unerectable and potentially unusable penis
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littlebro07
12/29/18 4:26:48 PM
#37:


EzeDoesIt posted...
stone posted...
No deal.
*dick grows an inch*

10/10

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MorbidFaithless
12/29/18 4:26:57 PM
#38:


Sphyx posted...
lol @ the geniuses ITT that will end up with an unerectable and potentially unusable penis

Speak for yourself. We're not all rampant liars.
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Vindris_SNH
12/29/18 4:30:37 PM
#39:


Hmmm I think this could backfire pretty hard, and there are more important things in life than money. No deal.
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MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 4:31:04 PM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
Hmmm I think this could backfire pretty hard, and there are more important things in life than money. No deal.

The only thing more important than money is sex
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Malcrasternus
12/29/18 4:32:22 PM
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I don't think people realize how much they lie.
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Sphyx
12/29/18 4:32:31 PM
#42:


MorbidFaithless posted...
Speak for yourself. We're not all rampant liars.

*penis grows one inch*
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HiddenLurker
12/29/18 4:34:50 PM
#43:


Fail topic NOONE has made a spear to pierce the heavens joke.
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MICHALECOLE
12/29/18 4:55:29 PM
#44:


HiddenLurker posted...
Fail topic NOONE has made a spear to pierce the heavens joke.

I hate when people say this shit. Nobody made the joke I was thinking of!

Make it yourself you stupid, stupid, stupid fart sniffer
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HiddenLurker
12/29/18 5:12:27 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
HiddenLurker posted...
Fail topic NOONE has made a spear to pierce the heavens joke.

I hate when people say this shit. Nobody made the joke I was thinking of!

Make it yourself you stupid, stupid, stupid fart sniffer

Well I can't now. If I did it would sound forced because I pointed it out.
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steveoSEK
12/30/18 6:26:06 PM
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Malcrasternus posted...
I don't think people realize how much they lie.

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catboy0_0
12/30/18 6:26:35 PM
#47:


yeah no. I wouldn't take this deal and I'm already pretty honest usually
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RoboLaserGandhi
12/30/18 6:27:08 PM
#48:


weekoldhotdog posted...
What's the downside?

Your dick becomes like 900 feet long within a couple years.
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uwnim
12/30/18 6:32:02 PM
#50:


HiddenLurker posted...

Well I can't now. If I did it would sound forced because I pointed it out.

That's why in the future, instead of pointing it out, just make the joke.
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