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Vamp_Aubrey posted...

When he talked to Muffinz0rz, he would send me screenshots of some suspect behavior and red flags from the stuff Muffinz0rz would say. Now I don't know the full context of these statements, but honestly I'm kind of creeped out by him now. They ended up not happening, as far as I know, due to reservations on Muffinz0rz's part. Muffinz0rz will honestly be better for it in the long run.

Wait was this in the original version of this pasta?? I don't remember this at all LMAO
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...

I talked to him about how unhealthy it was because of T_paynes_ghost's history with him mental health and him tendency to emotionally abuse the people around him. (Granted, I like T_paynes_ghost and wish the best for him, and hope he gets the help he needs.)

This was originally about me :(
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green butter is hard at work today
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SchoolForAnts posted...

rikasa posted...

They're not gay but they're dating in Discord?

You see? Clique this clique that. Haha we talk to each other on discord and youre not part of our clique

You mean click
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I knew it
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How fucking dumb is CE that they actually thought this was real?

Lmao vulgars meltdown was da BEST
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ATTN: Green Butter

Why don't you share with us your favorite games of all time? I'm sure we'd be able to pick and paw them apart in ways that don't even make sense relative to how the game is supposed to be played. BotW is a piece of art, and I mean that literally. It's a piece of a puzzle, and you need to form and change the other piece that is your mind to fit with the game's piece. Once you do that, you'll be able to see that this game is another transcending piece of wonder that will forever change how we as people think about games, similar to Night Trap and PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS.

ARIN HANSON of the Youtube comedy team Game Grumps has stated many times that immersion is overrated in video games and has no place in evaluating a game's worth, until he played The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. As soon as he glided down with the gliding tool, he was able to change his caveman-like brain into a puzzle piece that could combine with this piece of art. I believe that if he was able to transcend time and space to this place of love, so can you.

There is a video game called Super Meat Boy. I love it. There is nothing you can do to take that away from me. There is, however, a way for you to take away my love for the Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. If you never find yourself feeling the fear of being one-shot sniped by robot fellas while you traverse Hyrule field and feel the cool brush of air while sliding down the snow-capped mountains of Cold Land, I might lose faith in everything I thought I ever knew about design analytics in relation to video games. My knowledge of design analytics and having found no flaws and an abundance of strengths in The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild is what gives me the strength to love this game. I have not been able to love anything other than my family since my divorce, and if you take this away from me, I might lose the strength to love anyone ever again. I don't know what I'll do if that happens, as I am a Christian, and we are taught to love one another. I need to be able to love, GB.

So finally I call for you - not to be frustrated by the seemingly purposeless mechanic of limited stamina, blocking content off for you until arbitrary points later in the game, and instead - to find the love necessary to bend your mind and see the situation as Link being weak while starting his quest. Slowly he gains strength through his adventures and his love for Zelda. I'm afraid, GREEN BUTTER. I'm afraid that if you can't find your love, I might just lose mine.

The way the baby carrots' ends point out is similar to human puberty when the mens' testicles descend into the scrotum. Also the slime comes off of the baby carrots and the adults are dry. This is metaphorical to two transitions in an human's life. First when a baby comes out of it's mother's vagina, it is extremely slimy and disgusting, then when it's ready for life, the doctors wipe it all away and present the baby to the world. Then again, later when the female goes through menopause, her vagina dries up and she can start having issues getting wet for intercourse. As the baby is wiped off, and the female dries up, so too does the baby carrot transition to it's next stage in life when it is more ready for consumption. And then again when it dries up too much and is no longer wanted for food. One more aspect most people have yet to consider is how much bigger baby carrots get when they grow into adults. I've been eating baby and adult carrots for years, and never has someone ever mentioned how much bigger adult carrots are than baby carrots. I thought this was obvious, but I've never heard anyone say it. The truth of the matter is that I don't think people are smart enough to realize that carrots are like adult baby carrots. They just continue on living their own "truth", and I really think the ignorance is leading them down a road which will leave them unable to see their own future children develop into adults.
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Now I know some people will say that baby carrots and carrots are two totally separate things, but they're wrong. They're both carrots. Then people will say they're both different types of carrots, but those people are probably addicted to coffee, alcohol, or love (seeing as they likely don't get nearly enough love to satiate the needs of a basic human being).

I hope you can see my clearly constructed points and join me in calling baby carrots, and carrots adult carrots.

Thank you.
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Lmao vulgars meltdown was da BEST

Glad people found something that literally had me close to ending my own life as quality entertainment.
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"You see, the thing is, Green butter's biggest problem is him fat little son. They were in a strange, controlling relationship with one another before he royally fucked him over in unbelievable ways. "

Lmao
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_Lyonidias posted...

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Lmao vulgars meltdown was da BEST

Glad people found something that literally had me close to ending my own life as quality entertainment.

You need to get off of gamefaqs.
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Green butter is a legend lol
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Drpooplol posted...

_Lyonidias posted...

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Lmao vulgars meltdown was da BEST

Glad people found something that literally had me close to ending my own life as quality entertainment.

You need to get off of gamefaqs.

Yes, no one ever needs to be held responsible for their own shitty behavior. Got it.
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Yeah its kind of weird to take the time to keep this and go through it to make changes. Like the effort and bad taste wasnt worth the humor. Just my thought.
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Nothing more toxic than green butter
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You know Jo you seem to hold it against me for "abandoning" you when I was had literally just gone through the same shit.

The difference is I got over it.
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Crimson_Angel posted...

You know Jo you seem to hold it against me for "abandoning" you when I was had literally just gone through the same shit.

The difference is I got over it.

@Crimson_Angel

Dont bother reacting to her insanity anymore. Waste of time and you are giving her the negative attention she craves.
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Zodd3224 posted...

Crimson_Angel posted...

You know Jo you seem to hold it against me for "abandoning" you when I was had literally just gone through the same shit.

The difference is I got over it.

@Crimson_Angel

Dont bother reacting to her insanity anymore. Waste of time and you are giving her the negative attention she craves.

But its masterful trolling man. We live for this shit
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happy holidays everyone
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_Lyonidias posted...

Drpooplol posted...

_Lyonidias posted...

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Lmao vulgars meltdown was da BEST

Glad people found something that literally had me close to ending my own life as quality entertainment.

You need to get off of gamefaqs.

Yes, no one ever needs to be held responsible for their own shitty behavior. Got it.

That's not at all what he said

Italian posted...

Zodd3224 posted...

Crimson_Angel posted...

You know Jo you seem to hold it against me for "abandoning" you when I was had literally just gone through the same shit.

The difference is I got over it.

@Crimson_Angel

Dont bother reacting to her insanity anymore. Waste of time and you are giving her the negative attention she craves.

But its masterful trolling man. We live for this shit

I live for you
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Pogo_Marimo posted...

"You see, the thing is, Green butter's biggest problem is him fat little son. They were in a strange, controlling relationship with one another before he royally fucked him over in unbelievable ways. "

Lmao

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Green Butter sounds like a massive chad

H,nnnnnnnnnggggg
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...

happy holidays everyone

happy holidays!

Crimson_Angel posted...

You know Jo you seem to hold it against me for "abandoning" you when I was had literally just gone through the same shit.

The difference is I got over it.

Yeah and you still have many of the same people willing to be kind and friendly towards you.
You were forgiven; I was not.

Dont even see what this has to do with this bullshit being posted and frankly, the sickening fact that many enjoy me being tormented but whatever.
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Me me me me me me me
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_Lyonidias posted...

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Lmao vulgars meltdown was da BEST

Glad people found something that literally had me close to ending my own life as quality entertainment.

1. I didn't read what op posted, it was too long.

2. I figure it was some obscure reference I know nothing about which is true until now

So most people are not laughing at you but the silliness of copypastas in general.

Most green butter threads are.copypastas.
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_Lyonidias posted...

Crimson_Angel posted...

You know Jo you seem to hold it against me for "abandoning" you when I was had literally just gone through the same shit.

The difference is I got over it.

Yeah and you still have many of the same people willing to be kind and friendly towards you.
You were forgiven; I was not.

Dont even see what this has to do with this bullshit being posted and frankly, the sickening fact that many enjoy me being tormented but whatever.

you werent forgiven because people went into your topic and then said I dont even hate you and you completely ignored their posts
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can you guys please take this unrelated drama elsewhere

this topic is about green butter
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also this is CE you have to expect when you post some ridiculous wall of text complaining that people are going to copypasta it
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I think the main difference is you go out of your way to antagonize and shitpost about things that happened six months ago while Crim doesnt. People also tried to extend an olive branch and you ignored it, all while crying Waaaaah CE hates me.

You also have a major victim complex whereas Crim does not show signs of that

Also

nOt iN THEiR CiRcLe
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darkphoenix181 posted...

Green Butter sounds like a massive chad

H,nnnnnnnnnggggg

Yes
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_Lyonidias posted...

Crimson_Angel posted...

You know Jo you seem to hold it against me for "abandoning" you when I was had literally just gone through the same shit.

The difference is I got over it.

Yeah and you still have many of the same people willing to be kind and friendly towards you.
You were forgiven; I was not.

Dont even see what this has to do with this bullshit being posted and frankly, the sickening fact that many enjoy me being tormented but whatever.

Yes people enjoy you being tormented even though most of the people in this topic had no idea how it had anything to do with you

You've got some balls-deep paranoia

Vamp_Aubrey posted...

green butter

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imagine clicking on a topic about green butter and getting assblasted about it literal 2018

youd fit perfectly into the mod team
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Darkman124 posted...

the fact that none of the initial responses have any idea what is going on is amazingly hilarious

A++++ topic

It's a parody of a previous one no
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_Lyonidias posted...

ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Lmao vulgars meltdown was da BEST

Glad people found something that literally had me close to ending my own life as quality entertainment.

You should have been laughing your ass off over dat, "nice guy" vulgar tried to guilt you into an e relationship and failed miserably lol

At da end of da day, I'm laughing at his ass not yours tbh
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DezDroppedFreak posted...

I think the main difference is you go out of your way to antagonize and shitpost about things that happened six months ago while Crim doesnt. People also tried to extend an olive branch and you ignored it, all while crying Waaaaah CE hates me.

You also have a major victim complex whereas Crim does not show signs of that

Also

nOt iN THEiR CiRcLe

Im trying to figure out when people extended me an olive branch other than just saying no we dun hate uuuuu despite mocking and flaming me.

And lol at me having a victim complex.
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I wish green butter was my father.
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_Lyonidias posted...

DezDroppedFreak posted...

I think the main difference is you go out of your way to antagonize and shitpost about things that happened six months ago while Crim doesnt. People also tried to extend an olive branch and you ignored it, all while crying Waaaaah CE hates me.

You also have a major victim complex whereas Crim does not show signs of that

Also

nOt iN THEiR CiRcLe

Im trying to figure out when people extended me an olive branch other than just saying no we dun hate uuuuu despite mocking and flaming me.

And lol at me having a victim complex.

If you read your posts you might be able to find your victim complex

You have a very loose definition of flaming btw
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Ryuko_Chan posted...

I wish green butter was my father.

Is green butter an actual person
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Ryuko_Chan posted...

I wish green butter was my father.

daddy butter would make a gr8 father
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...

Ryuko_Chan posted...

I wish green butter was my father.

Is green butter an actual person

ya

hes currently in purgatory for posting hahahahaha or something
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I wish green butter would cook his famous pasta fazool
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@DragonGirlYuki
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SSJGrimReaper posted...

I wish green butter would cook his famous pasta fazool

As we say in the old country, "Mama Mia, my wife certainly has a lot of arm hair"
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the reason I mistreated green butter was because he did not feed me or his fat shit of a son enough chongo dongo permesian
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Lmao
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drunkmuggle posted...

the reason I mistreated green butter was because he did not feed me or his fat shit of a son enough chongo dongo permesian

Don't disparage green butter like that
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