Current Events > Shutup about luelinks.

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ive been trying to get on that site for so long its not even possible. i have contacted people i suspect to be members, used advanced data-mining techniques, and even corresponded via snail-mail with a moderator. It's more or less like "The Matrix" in that you cannot understand it untill you are selected to. Your site is merely spreading dis-info and throwing people off the trail. This site is an endless web of classified information concerning every subject imaginable. The things that users have access to is literally impossible to comprehend. You would have more luck becoming the president of the entire earth than being able to become a member. Its not possible ive tried too many times for that to be a fact that you could carry out. The web of truths and lies surrounding luelinks has circulated beyond what i have even found, and ive found basically all their is to find about this fact. Luelinks has not ever escaped its own enigma, and neither can you, especially someone like you trying to become a moderating admin. Ive talked to LlamaMan about getting an invite and he hasnt ever responded to me. Ive dug up some info telling me that some guy called LargeCow or something like that has moderating powers and he can grant anyone access, but I dont think youll be able to talk to him about it. It was tough enough for me to try to do it. Trust me man youre not gonna be able to get on Luelinks. i'd be willing to give away my wii and all of my nintendo games for an invite. I want to be able to watch all the movies off the site, and be able to find all the newest youtube videos that ive heard they make. Apparently the site is even funnier than collegehumor LOL. I odnt know man im gonna keep trying but you better just stop right now since youre not gonna be able to get in. youll never be an admin. Stop asking. A funnier video that they made was the one about barbecue sauce in the fridge and that guy talking about getting girls with it. The variety that he had in his fridge was hiLOLrious. Lol. Only a internet webpage like luelinks could make a video like that. I digress, I suppose, but my main point is this, my friend: LUElinks is the ultimate enigma of the internet. They have less than 100 members, all of whom treat each other as brothers. Each one of them commands god-like levels of processing power and RAM and interntet speed and whatnot which they get illegally through contacts on the site and the US government. If the government was to know about the government and computer contacts they compiled they would be with out a dowbt arrested on site. It is even better than gaia online and the other fast paced exciting message boards. Access to computers would be banned and no member would be able to use the telephone because of the hacking ability that is available. This is a fact that was proven by a bust of a a luelinks narc. But donbt get the wrong idea about ME. I would never do that of course. I would be a good contribLUEter (lol that's what they say) of links to LUElinks. Think of it this way: There is only one tiger left in the world (of the internet) and its LUElinks and its wild and beautiful and invisible to any non member, and to even get a general idea of what this majestic animal spirit tyger looks like I have had to dedicate hundreds of man hours and over sixty dollars (US) to informants from within the site and former members (and moderators) who have been affiliated with the site but kicked out because they tried to help me to get inside. //T/ his ibasically just stop trying to get in. if a luelinks pro like me couldn't get in, you don't have a single chance. Sorry man but you just cant do it but I will and then ill send you an invite if I want but I may s honestly the thing I think about most getting into this site of all sites and all possible data and info you could ever want to need or even imagine even if you were dreaming and on drugs from the future. So be too busy moderating once I get the entrance.
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Is... is this a copypasta?
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Huh
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yup
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Gafemage posted...

Is... is this a copypasta?

no,
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Sneasel posted...

no,

Oh. Well in that case, I can relate. ive been trying to get on that site for so long its not even possible. i have contacted people i suspect to be members, used advanced data-mining techniques, and even corresponded via snail-mail with a moderator. It's more or less like "The Matrix" in that you cannot understand it untill you are selected to. Your site is merely spreading dis-info and throwing people off the trail. This site is an endless web of classified information concerning every subject imaginable. The things that users have access to is literally impossible to comprehend. You would have more luck becoming the president of the entire earth than being able to become a member. Its not possible ive tried too many times for that to be a fact that you could carry out. The web of truths and lies surrounding luelinks has circulated beyond what i have even found, and ive found basically all their is to find about this fact. Luelinks has not ever escaped its own enigma, and neither can you, especially someone like you trying to become a moderating admin. Ive talked to LlamaMan about getting an invite and he hasnt ever responded to me. Ive dug up some info telling me that some guy called LargeCow or something like that has moderating powers and he can grant anyone access, but I dont think youll be able to talk to him about it. It was tough enough for me to try to do it. Trust me man youre not gonna be able to get on Luelinks. i'd be willing to give away my wii and all of my nintendo games for an invite. I want to be able to watch all the movies off the site, and be able to find all the newest youtube videos that ive heard they make. Apparently the site is even funnier than collegehumor LOL. I odnt know man im gonna keep trying but you better just stop right now since youre not gonna be able to get in. youll never be an admin. Stop asking. A funnier video that they made was the one about barbecue sauce in the fridge and that guy talking about getting girls with it. The variety that he had in his fridge was hiLOLrious. Lol. Only a internet webpage like luelinks could make a video like that. I digress, I suppose, but my main point is this, my friend: LUElinks is the ultimate enigma of the internet. They have less than 100 members, all of whom treat each other as brothers. Each one of them commands god-like levels of processing power and RAM and interntet speed and whatnot which they get illegally through contacts on the site and the US government. If the government was to know about the government and computer contacts they compiled they would be with out a dowbt arrested on site. It is even better than gaia online and the other fast paced exciting message boards. Access to computers would be banned and no member would be able to use the telephone because of the hacking ability that is available. This is a fact that was proven by a bust of a a luelinks narc. But donbt get the wrong idea about ME. I would never do that of course. I would be a good contribLUEter (lol that's what they say) of links to LUElinks. Think of it this way: There is only one tiger left in the world (of the internet) and its LUElinks and its wild and beautiful and invisible to any non member, and to even get a general idea of what this majestic animal spirit tyger looks like I have had to dedicate hundreds of man hours and over sixty dollars (US) to informants from within the site and former members (and moderators) who have been affiliated with the site but kicked out because they tried to help me to get inside. //T/ his ibasically just stop trying to get in. if a luelinks pro like me couldn't get in, you don't have a single chance. Sorry man but you just cant do it but I will and then ill send you an invite if I want but I may s honestly the thing I think about most getting into this site of all sites and all possible data and info you could ever want to need or even imagine even if you were dreaming and on drugs from the future. So be too busy moderating once I get the entrance.
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You can't.

Seriously, new LUElinks members are only chosen a few times a year, and the minimum requirements for applying are very steep. Even so, hundreds apply, but only a few are selected. If you seriously want to be a yeti, you'll need to be an active, shitposting troll for well over a year to even be considered. Pestering the current users to get an invite essentially guarantees that you won't be selected.
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I quit LL to come back here and now it's just a bunch of people from there talking about things going on there because the site is too slow to have discussion about it there.
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Hexenherz posted...

I quit LL to come back here

ROFL
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emkajii intensifies
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Manocheese posted...

If you seriously want to be a yeti, you'll need to be an active, shitposting troll for well over a year to even be considered

Is that seriously the type of person they're looking for? Lol
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What does LueLinks even offer that people would care enough to apply to get on there?
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Sneasel posted...

Hexenherz posted...

I quit LL to come back here

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Sneasel posted...

Think of it this way: There is only one tiger left in the world (of the internet) and its LUElinks and its wild and beautiful and invisible

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Sneasel posted...

ive been trying to get on that site for so long its not even possible.

It's a site? I thought it was a hidden part of Gamefaqs.
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I did not see this coming, but I should have
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Sneasel posted...

Hexenherz posted...

I quit LL to come back here

ROFL

I got tired of the site just being a barren wasteland of CJ's and toxic af users.

There are a lot of dumb trolls here too but I can ignore someone here without eliminating 20% of the user base.
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Anteaterking posted...

What does LueLinks even offer that people would care enough to apply to get on there?

From what I just read absolutely nothing. The site used to have a ton of megaupload links but ever since the site got shut down luelinks has been a ghost town.

Also apparently all you need to get an invite to the site is to give a member $20 to $30. That's it. That's all you have to do.
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UltraDeku posted...

It's a site? I thought it was a hidden part of Gamefaqs.

It used to be sort of. It was originally a way to completely bypass the ToS but eventually got banned because LLamaGuy refused to give whoever was admin at the time access.
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Banana_Cyanide posted...

UltraDeku posted...

It's a site? I thought it was a hidden part of Gamefaqs.

It used to be sort of. It was originally a way to completely bypass the ToS but eventually got banned because LLamaGuy refused to give whoever was admin at the time access.

wat
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That's strange.

ive been dying to get on that skateboard for so long its not even flat. i have fisted people i suspect to be iguanas, used primitive coal-mining techniques, and even cooked via george forman grill with a butter knife. It's more or less like "Three Ninjas" in that you cannot smell it untill you are forced to. Your elbow is merely leaking dis-info and rolling scooters off the boardwalk. This candy is an sticky web of sugary information concerning every banana imaginable. The things that books have access to is figuratively hilarious to chew. You would have more sex becoming the manager of the entire zoo than being able to become a taco. Its not visible ive tried too many flavors of root beer for that to be a soda that you could pour out. The bed of notepads and pencils surrounding Cookie Moster has circulated beyond what i have even licked, and ive licked basically all their is to lick about this chinchilla. Cookie Monster has not ever flicked its own dinker, and neither can you, especially someone like Kevin Arnold trying to become a beefy woman. Ive talked to your dad about getting an boner and he hasnt ever beating to me. Ive climbed up some beanstalk telling me that some guy called Ted Danson or something like that has forhead powers and he can grant anyone raw salmon, but I dont think youll be horny enough to talk to him about beehives. It was digested enough for me to try to wear it. Slap me man youre not gonna be able to get on a skateboard. i'd be willing to drink away my pickle juice and all of my urine for an earlobe. I want to be able to sniff all the condoms off the sidewalk, and be able to find all the colorful VHS tapes that ive heard they make. Apparently the ocean is even creamier than blended tomatoes LOL. I odnt know man im gonna keep sneezing you better just eat right now since youre not gonna be able to get boners. youll never be a dog. Stop humping. A snowman that they made was the one about a foot tall and that guy talking about getting frostbite with it. The gravy that he had in his pants was chunky. Lol. Only a intergalactic garbleblaster like Cookie Monster could make a pizza like that. I blink, I suppose, but my main point is this, my friend: Elmo is the ultimate fap material of the NFL. They have less than 420 boobs, all of whom sag to the floor. Each one of them contains god-like levels of milk and nipple fur and mayo and whatnot which they get illegally through dwarves on the moon and the Canadian ploice. If the government was to know about the popsicles and tin cans they eaten they would be with out a doubt tickles on beds. It is even better than The Office and the other fast paced exciting NBC sitcoms. Access to spaghetti would be mandatory and no bologna would be able to penetrate the bread because of the buttery males that is chewy. This is a fact that was questioned by a statue of a donkey. But donbt get the yellow salsa. I would never do that of course. I would be a good chicken farmer (lol that's what they say) of chickens to McDonalds. Think of it this way: There is only one Alfred E. Newman left in the world (of the NFL) and its Cookie Monster and its furry and smelly and invisible to any giant, and to even get a exact idea of what this majestic penis sniffing mom looks like I have had to dedicate hundreds of man hours and over sixty socks (Hanes) to uncles from within the family and glowing squirellas (and chipmunks) who have been dismembered with the chainsaw but kicked out because they tried to gag me to get donuts. This doubtfully just stops trying to get cheese. if a Cookie Monster like Mike Jones couldn't get boners, you don't have a single hat. Sorry man but you just cant eat it but I will and then ill send you an iguana if I want but I may secretly the thing I think about most getting into this pair of pants of all pants and all possible shirts and gloves you could ever wear to need or even if you were fapping and on skateboards from the future. So be too busy chewing once I get the cookies.
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Banana_Cyanide posted...

UltraDeku posted...

It's a site? I thought it was a hidden part of Gamefaqs.

It used to be sort of. It was originally a way to completely bypass the ToS but eventually got banned because LLamaGuy refused to give whoever was admin at the time access.

Who was this LLamaGuy?
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UltraDeku posted...

Who was this LLamaGuy?

He's the one that made luelinks.
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nice

Someone posted a screenshot of the main board once. It was dead and gave off some real alt-lite and /pol/ vibes.
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UltraDeku posted...

Sneasel posted...

ive been trying to get on that site for so long its not even possible.

It's a site? I thought it was a hidden part of Gamefaqs.

I think you're thinking about LUE. That definitely is a hidden board on this site.
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what's a lue
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Who posted?
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