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bloodydeath0 12/15/18 9:13:50 AM #1:	And shes perfect and amazing and if she was launched into space to float forever in the abyss i would go with her --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:914161634] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>And shes perfect and amazing and if she was launched into space to float forever in the abyss i would go with her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkRoast 12/15/18 9:14:42 AM #2:	You'd die pretty quickly though --- Well allons-y, Alonso! <cite>DarkRoast posted [p:914161652] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>You'd die pretty quickly though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii 12/15/18 9:14:45 AM #3:	Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no. --- King K. Rool supporter for Super Smash Brothers Ultimate. <cite>Duncanwii posted [p:914161653] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 12/15/18 9:14:46 AM #4:	Cut your ear off and give it to her --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. <cite>Irony posted [p:914161654] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Cut your ear off and give it to her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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AlisLandale 12/15/18 9:15:27 AM #6:	Tell her that you only have love in the dark --- Since I'm not popular, I'll post on GameFAQs. https://i.imgtc.com/tRY2coU.gif <cite>AlisLandale posted [p:914161677] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Tell her that you only have love in the dark</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
YookaLaylee 12/15/18 9:16:10 AM #7:	Do it like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5SwfAqkVg" data-time=" Have fun meeting with HR afterwards --- https://media.giphy.com/media/26gsuNHaqCPgziZYA/giphy.gif <cite>YookaLaylee posted [p:914161697] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Do it like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5SwfAqkVg" data-time=" Have fun meeting with HR afterwards</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Genocet_10-325 12/15/18 9:18:17 AM #8:	Duncanwii posted... Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no. This but only if you're sure she will say yes or if you plan on quitting soon --- No one triggers the Trumpanzees quite like you do - Bullet_Wing Conservatism is a plague on society. Formerly known as The_Great_Geno. <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted [p:914161753] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no.</quote> This but only if you're sure she will say yes or if you plan on quitting soon</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
12amMadman 12/15/18 9:23:27 AM #9:	Do you at least speak to this person? Or are you just creeping from afar? Either way just go it --- Hey it's me <cite>12amMadman posted [p:914161903] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Do you at least speak to this person? Or are you just creeping from afar? Either way just go it</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Space_Man 12/15/18 9:27:03 AM #10:	Genocet_10-325 posted... Duncanwii posted... Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no. This but only if you're sure she will say yes or if you plan on quitting soon This. Nothing more awkward than asking a coworker out, them saying no, and then having to work with them after. Even if you're the type who doesn't get discouraged from being turned down and it doesn't stop you from seeing her as a friend - she'll still act different towards you. I've asked out a handful of coworkers and they'd all act weird around me even if I started dating someone else not even a week after being turned down by them.. --- There sure are a lot of different mes just like you have a lot of different yous! I'm going outside to play now I hope all the different yous have fun too. Bye! <cite>Space_Man posted [p:914162018] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no.</quote> This but only if you're sure she will say yes or if you plan on quitting soon</quote> This. Nothing more awkward than asking a coworker out, them saying no, and then having to work with them after. Even if you're the type who doesn't get discouraged from being turned down and it doesn't stop you from seeing her as a friend - she'll still act different towards you. I've asked out a handful of coworkers and they'd all act weird around me even if I started dating someone else not even a week after being turned down by them..</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 12/15/18 9:49:13 AM #11:	DarkRoast posted... You'd die pretty quickly though as long as i'm with her it's worth it Duncanwii posted... Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no. yeah but thats REALLY bad Irony posted... Cut your ear off and give it to her i'd cut off both my ears if she asked Forgettable posted... Walk up to her and say "You're the light of my life. You're perfect and amazing and if you were launched into space to float forever in the abyss I would go with you." i would never say that to her face AlisLandale posted... Tell her that you only have love in the dark whats that mean --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:914162647] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote><cite>DarkRoast posted...</cite> <quote>You'd die pretty quickly though</quote> as long as i'm with her it's worth it <cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no.</quote> yeah but thats REALLY bad <cite>Irony posted...</cite> <quote>Cut your ear off and give it to her</quote> i'd cut off both my ears if she asked <cite>Forgettable posted...</cite> <quote>Walk up to her and say "You're the light of my life. You're perfect and amazing and if you were launched into space to float forever in the abyss I would go with you."</quote> i would never say that to her face <cite>AlisLandale posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her that you only have love in the dark</quote> whats that mean</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NeuralLaxative 12/15/18 9:50:58 AM #12:	You dont --- https://imgur.com/rPJnWhf <cite>NeuralLaxative posted [p:914162693] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>You dont </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheMikh 12/15/18 9:53:33 AM #13:	bloodydeath0 posted... And shes perfect and amazing and if she was launched into space to float forever in the abyss i would go with her do you want to get your company slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit because this kind of conduct is how it happens --- https://imgur.com/A0TAfek <cite>TheMikh posted [p:914162771] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote><cite>bloodydeath0 posted...</cite> <quote>And shes perfect and amazing and if she was launched into space to float forever in the abyss i would go with her</quote> do you want to get your company slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit because this kind of conduct is how it happens</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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GasMonkey 12/15/18 9:54:10 AM #15:	step 1, dont put women on a pedestal step 2, if you dont youll be an incel --- life at 165mph <cite>GasMonkey posted [p:914162791] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>step 1, dont put women on a pedestal step 2, if you dont youll be an incel</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
CoolBro 12/15/18 9:57:47 AM #16:	tell her that you often beat your meat imagining her <cite>CoolBro posted [p:914162914] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>tell her that you often beat your meat imagining her</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 12/15/18 10:05:59 AM #17:	YookaLaylee posted... Do it like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5SwfAqkVg" data-time=" Have fun meeting with HR afterwards Kiss a guy instead? Genocet_10-325 posted... Duncanwii posted... Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no. This but only if you're sure she will say yes or if you plan on quitting soon neither are true 12amMadman posted... Do you at least speak to this person? Or are you just creeping from afar? Either way just go it she has no idea i exist jk we are friendly and i hung with her at a bar the other day Space_Man posted... Genocet_10-325 posted... Duncanwii posted... Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no. This but only if you're sure she will say yes or if you plan on quitting soon This. Nothing more awkward than asking a coworker out, them saying no, and then having to work with them after. Even if you're the type who doesn't get discouraged from being turned down and it doesn't stop you from seeing her as a friend - she'll still act different towards you. I've asked out a handful of coworkers and they'd all act weird around me even if I started dating someone else not even a week after being turned down by them.. right i need to avoid that i'll just ease my way into her social circle until we date accidentally --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:914163162] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote><cite>YookaLaylee posted...</cite> <quote>Do it like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZ5SwfAqkVg" data-time=" Have fun meeting with HR afterwards</quote> Kiss a guy instead? <cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no.</quote> This but only if you're sure she will say yes or if you plan on quitting soon</quote> neither are true <cite>12amMadman posted...</cite> <quote>Do you at least speak to this person? Or are you just creeping from afar? Either way just go it</quote> she has no idea i exist jk we are friendly and i hung with her at a bar the other day <cite>Space_Man posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Genocet_10-325 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Duncanwii posted...</cite> <quote>Ask her out on a date. The worst that can happen is she says no.</quote> This but only if you're sure she will say yes or if you plan on quitting soon</quote> This. Nothing more awkward than asking a coworker out, them saying no, and then having to work with them after. Even if you're the type who doesn't get discouraged from being turned down and it doesn't stop you from seeing her as a friend - she'll still act different towards you. I've asked out a handful of coworkers and they'd all act weird around me even if I started dating someone else not even a week after being turned down by them..</quote> right i need to avoid that i'll just ease my way into her social circle until we date accidentally</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GameboyTroy 12/17/18 3:20:18 AM #18:	Tell her she's the light of your life. Tell her if she wants to get to know you better. --- Goldeneye FC 5365-5518-3504 alt FC 3899-7748-6731; MKWii FC 4253-8089-9160 <cite>GameboyTroy posted [p:914261112] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Tell her she's the light of your life. Tell her if she wants to get to know you better.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PMarth2002 12/17/18 3:29:46 AM #19:	Wait till she's about to get married than crash her wedding, telling her how you feel. It works for guys in movies. --- No matter where you go, there you are. <cite>PMarth2002 posted [p:914261250] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Wait till she's about to get married than crash her wedding, telling her how you feel. It works for guys in movies.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
SpiralDrift 12/17/18 3:33:05 AM #20:	Commission a cake modeled after her ass. Exact shape and size, etc. Then get a single large candle and place it in the center. Decorate the base of the candle with streaks of white frosting. Have the cake people airbrush a little heart-shaped tattoo on the ass with both of your names on it. Attach a card with a three-page manifesto detailing how you fell in love with her ass and why you want to worship it for the rest of your life. --- Bears are my spirit animal. The kings of the desert. No natural predators in water. They have fur sometimes. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:914261304] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Commission a cake modeled after her ass. Exact shape and size, etc. Then get a single large candle and place it in the center. Decorate the base of the candle with streaks of white frosting. Have the cake people airbrush a little heart-shaped tattoo on the ass with both of your names on it. Attach a card with a three-page manifesto detailing how you fell in love with her ass and why you want to worship it for the rest of your life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Parappa09 12/17/18 3:37:41 AM #21:	does she notice you at work? --- http://error1355.com/ce/Parappa09.html <cite>Parappa09 posted [p:914261376] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>does she notice you at work?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 12/17/18 8:17:40 AM #22:	NeuralLaxative posted... You dont i dont need that kind of negativity TheMikh posted... bloodydeath0 posted... And shes perfect and amazing and if she was launched into space to float forever in the abyss i would go with her do you want to get your company slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit because this kind of conduct is how it happens if thats what it takes CloneTheHero posted... rub your weiner against her lunch next time youre in the coffee room alone. she's in a different part of the building but i could definitely orchestrate this GasMonkey posted... step 1, dont put women on a pedestal step 2, if you dont youll be an incel she's not on a pedastal she's on a golden throne in the kingdom of my heart CoolBro posted... tell her that you often beat your meat imagining her so, the truth --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:914266415] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote><cite>NeuralLaxative posted...</cite> <quote>You dont </quote> i dont need that kind of negativity <cite>TheMikh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>bloodydeath0 posted...</cite> <quote>And shes perfect and amazing and if she was launched into space to float forever in the abyss i would go with her</quote> do you want to get your company slapped with a sexual harassment lawsuit because this kind of conduct is how it happens</quote> if thats what it takes <cite>CloneTheHero posted...</cite> <quote>rub your weiner against her lunch next time youre in the coffee room alone.</quote> she's in a different part of the building but i could definitely orchestrate this <cite>GasMonkey posted...</cite> <quote>step 1, dont put women on a pedestal step 2, if you dont youll be an incel</quote> she's not on a pedastal she's on a golden throne in the kingdom of my heart <cite>CoolBro posted...</cite> <quote>tell her that you often beat your meat imagining her</quote> so, the truth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TwoDoorPunkCab 12/17/18 8:19:32 AM #23:	do absolutely nothing, while hoping a relationship falls into your lap, and then get upset when someone with a pair of balls dates her instead --- Tell me your favourite things. Tell me your favourite things. <cite>TwoDoorPunkCab posted [p:914266466] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>do absolutely nothing, while hoping a relationship falls into your lap, and then get upset when someone with a pair of balls dates her instead</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Street_Genius 12/17/18 8:41:06 AM #24:	Do this after she rejects you and you end up in a blacked out rage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk" data-time=" --- Over 100 hours of high quality work done under the gun. Say no to cheap tattoos... <cite>Street_Genius posted [p:914267084] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Do this after she rejects you and you end up in a blacked out rage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8qG4AlK1qk" data-time="</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
bloodydeath0 12/17/18 6:18:07 PM #25:	GameboyTroy posted... Tell her she's the light of your life. Tell her if she wants to get to know you better. i'm not entirely sure she's single PMarth2002 posted... Wait till she's about to get married than crash her wedding, telling her how you feel. It works for guys in movies. thats true, i'll stand and object when the priest asks SpiralDrift posted... Commission a cake modeled after her ass. Exact shape and size, etc. Then get a single large candle and place it in the center. Decorate the base of the candle with streaks of white frosting. Have the cake people airbrush a little heart-shaped tattoo on the ass with both of your names on it. Attach a card with a three-page manifesto detailing how you fell in love with her ass and why you want to worship it for the rest of your life. this would be a good idea if i hadn't already tried this Parappa09 posted... does she notice you at work? yes we are friendly TwoDoorPunkCab posted... do absolutely nothing, while hoping a relationship falls into your lap, and then get upset when someone with a pair of balls dates her instead that's the current plan --- https://imgur.com/xHbbYI6 http://cdn1.sbnation.com/assets/3386905/G2-Ortiz-Slam.gif Anything too hard in life is not worth doing. -John McGuirk <cite>bloodydeath0 posted [p:914294605] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote><cite>GameboyTroy posted...</cite> <quote>Tell her she's the light of your life. Tell her if she wants to get to know you better.</quote> i'm not entirely sure she's single <cite>PMarth2002 posted...</cite> <quote>Wait till she's about to get married than crash her wedding, telling her how you feel. It works for guys in movies.</quote> thats true, i'll stand and object when the priest asks <cite>SpiralDrift posted...</cite> <quote>Commission a cake modeled after her ass. Exact shape and size, etc. Then get a single large candle and place it in the center. Decorate the base of the candle with streaks of white frosting. Have the cake people airbrush a little heart-shaped tattoo on the ass with both of your names on it. Attach a card with a three-page manifesto detailing how you fell in love with her ass and why you want to worship it for the rest of your life.</quote> this would be a good idea if i hadn't already tried this <cite>Parappa09 posted...</cite> <quote>does she notice you at work?</quote> yes we are friendly <cite>TwoDoorPunkCab posted...</cite> <quote>do absolutely nothing, while hoping a relationship falls into your lap, and then get upset when someone with a pair of balls dates her instead</quote> that's the current plan</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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