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Topic	How do i tell my coworker shes the light of my life?
SpiralDrift 12/17/18 3:33:05 AM #20:	Commission a cake modeled after her ass. Exact shape and size, etc. Then get a single large candle and place it in the center. Decorate the base of the candle with streaks of white frosting. Have the cake people airbrush a little heart-shaped tattoo on the ass with both of your names on it. Attach a card with a three-page manifesto detailing how you fell in love with her ass and why you want to worship it for the rest of your life. --- Bears are my spirit animal. The kings of the desert. No natural predators in water. They have fur sometimes. <cite>SpiralDrift posted [p:914261304] in How do i t... [t:77304257]...</cite> <quote>Commission a cake modeled after her ass. Exact shape and size, etc. Then get a single large candle and place it in the center. Decorate the base of the candle with streaks of white frosting. Have the cake people airbrush a little heart-shaped tattoo on the ass with both of your names on it. Attach a card with a three-page manifesto detailing how you fell in love with her ass and why you want to worship it for the rest of your life. --- Bears are my spirit animal. The kings of the desert. No natural predators in water. They have fur sometimes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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