Board 8 > 16 y/o New York VIRGIN will go to SEX ISLAND where he'll have UNLIMITED SEX!!!!

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Full Throttle
12/12/18 2:12:46 AM
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A 16 y/o VIRGIN named Brian, who is originally from Chile but his family are now living in New York has won a ticket to a controversial SEX ISLAND FESTIVAL in the Caribbean..and his Dad APPROVES and the organizers are still letting him go despite being a high school aged teen!!

He entered the competition with his dad's credit card and won the lucky ticket and didn't even tell his parents...his mother was furious but his dad has given him the "thumbs up' for his son to lose it like a "man" as the island promises UNLIMITED SEX on a "mystery island"

It promises 3 nights of erotic bliss where men pay a massive 5000+ smackers to get at least 2 "latina" girls each.

They offered a chance to win a golden ticket for an all expenses paid trip to the festival that boasts a "drugs friendly environment" as thousands have already bought merchandise.

Brian won the ticket who said "I bought a phone case and a bag for 60. After seeing the videos from Sex Island, i just wanted to be there, but never imagined i would actually win. I used my dad's credit card without telling him. I received an email last week telling me i'd won a golden ticket. I coudln't believe what i was reading, i thought i was dreaming. When i told my parents they were very angry. But then my dad researched about it and liked what he saw. he decided that i could go and signed a permission slip because i'm not an adult"

His mother is still against the idea but Brian is still going as he will fly out to Piarco International in Trinidad and Tobago where his sex fantasy begins..

50 men will be taken from the docks and onto a luxury yacht and transport them to a mystery island according to Good Girls Company.

Brian says "I can't sleep properly. I'm waiting ot go so bad. I want to have sex for the first time. Losing my virginity is really important to me at this time in my life. I have tried to find girls on Tinder but never had the courage to meet up with them incase it's not really them in the photo. I kissed a friend at school once but she didn't want to have sex. My friends are so jealous of me. My mom hasn't spoken to me since and my dad wanted to COME but he couldn't but he gave me a chat already about the experience"

One man who already went, New York Dentist, Ryan, a MARRIED father of 2 already blown the whistle and said every man will be granted 2 women of their choice and have any sexual desire they want with them. There will be games of golf in which the winner of each game get to have at 60 girls for 30 minutes and STRIP TENNIS. There is also a body table where food is served on top of their half naked bodies!!...

People will have Sex all day, any day no matter what time as they desire as the women are already to make their man "happy"...

All of the girls are "tested" and "free" of any STD's too promises organizers..and NO LAWS will be broken according to them

Are you opposed to this?

Brian and his pervert Dad -

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2018/12/11/11/7280468-6483165-image-a-9_1544528235160.jpg

Sex Island - Island for Incels

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/21/4868772-6254009-image-a-1_1539031211542.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/23/4868800-6254009-Hosts_of_a_private_island_sex_fueled_vacation_trip_are_guarantee-a-32_1539036537472.jpg

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1/2018/10/08/21/4868762-6254009-image-a-2_1539031236568.jpg
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Vlado
12/12/18 3:52:00 AM
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Peak degeneracy.

You're way better off fucking your hand or a fleshlight than those washed-up whores.
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Raka_Putra
12/12/18 4:09:56 AM
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Well, I'm secretly hoping it'll be like Fyre Festival or TanaCon for incels.
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RySenkari
12/12/18 4:19:09 AM
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Is this like Willy Wonka, where only one of the people gets laid and everybody else suffers a horrible sex-related mishap after which Oompa Loompa strippers will sing about said mishap?
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MZero11
12/12/18 9:18:09 AM
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RySenkari posted...
Is this like Willy Wonka, where only one of the people gets laid and everybody else suffers a horrible sex-related mishap after which Oompa Loompa strippers will sing about said mishap?


God I hope so
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mrduckbear
12/12/18 9:20:09 PM
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looks like a tie
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OrangeCrush980
12/12/18 10:23:13 PM
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RySenkari posted...
Is this like Willy Wonka, where only one of the people gets laid and everybody else suffers a horrible sex-related mishap after which Oompa Loompa strippers will sing about said mishap?


Someone needs to make a movie about that with that 16 year old as the main character. It would easily be my favorite movie ever unless they screwed it up really badly.
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