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littlebro07 12/11/18 12:33:42 AM #1:	I just shit my pants with projectile diarrhea while bent over a toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913923099] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I just shit my pants with projectile diarrhea while bent over a toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Houston 12/11/18 12:36:08 AM #2:	Yeah that sucks. Hopefully you got it all cleaned up before you decided to start posting. And beware, it may come again. --- Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' <cite>Houston posted [p:913923193] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>Yeah that sucks. Hopefully you got it all cleaned up before you decided to start posting. And beware, it may come again.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
solosnake 12/11/18 12:40:33 AM #3:	cant be that bad if you are posting on ce lol --- "We would have no NBA possibly if they got rid of all the flopping." ~ Dwyane Wade https://imgur.com/MYYEIx5 https://imgur.com/WGE12ef <cite>solosnake posted [p:913923366] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>cant be that bad if you are posting on ce lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 12:41:09 AM #4:	Houston posted... Yeah that sucks. Hopefully you got it all cleaned up before you decided to start posting. And beware, it may come again. solosnake posted... cant be that bad if you are posting on ce lol I'm now sitting on the toilet with a bucket by my feet --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913923385] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>Houston posted...</cite> <quote>Yeah that sucks. Hopefully you got it all cleaned up before you decided to start posting. And beware, it may come again.</quote> <cite>solosnake posted...</cite> <quote>cant be that bad if you are posting on ce lol</quote> I'm now sitting on the toilet with a bucket by my feet</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
KillerKhan420 12/11/18 12:44:21 AM #5:	It happens. Ihop got me bad this one time I woke up in a cold sweat, puking my guts out and curling up in PAIN. Serious pain that I couldn't get out of. I called my mom and got some heavy duty meds delivered to me. I of course had the diarrhea for days after but the pain went away in my gut at least. Then the more recent one was subways salads, they have a half off salad day so I said fuck, why not try it. I can see why now it's cheap it was all slimy as hell and it caused diarrhea for days afterward. --- "I know how the business works because I'm a wrestling fan"-hulkhogan1 <cite>KillerKhan420 posted [p:913923506] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>It happens. Ihop got me bad this one time I woke up in a cold sweat, puking my guts out and curling up in PAIN. Serious pain that I couldn't get out of. I called my mom and got some heavy duty meds delivered to me. I of course had the diarrhea for days after but the pain went away in my gut at least. Then the more recent one was subways salads, they have a half off salad day so I said fuck, why not try it. I can see why now it's cheap it was all slimy as hell and it caused diarrhea for days afterward.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
dr_marble 12/11/18 12:46:32 AM #6:	And suddenly I'm just thankful I don't have food poisoning. Thank you, TC and hope it clears out soon. --- "Something, something, Danger Zone!" <cite>dr_marble posted [p:913923591] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>And suddenly I'm just thankful I don't have food poisoning. Thank you, TC and hope it clears out soon.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sajo 12/11/18 1:06:39 AM #7:	Speaking from experience, you'd be better served sitting in the shower crying. --- Co-host of The RPGShow: A bi-weekly RPG review podcast. http://www.therpgshow.com <cite>Sajo posted [p:913924397] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>Speaking from experience, you'd be better served sitting in the shower crying.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LordFarquad1312 12/11/18 1:08:12 AM #8:	I got one last year after eating some mango --- The force is my ally "If you are tired of fear from links... Let Kirby's Nightmare protect you." <cite>LordFarquad1312 posted [p:913924453] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I got one last year after eating some mango</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
IHeartRadiation 12/11/18 1:31:19 AM #9:	littlebro07 posted... toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth Delicious. Good look tomorrow, last time I got poisoned like that, the day after I had to spend 90% of the day in bed, because the bile had ripped my insides up so badly that my own heartbeat was hurting me. --- I don't get it either. <cite>IHeartRadiation posted [p:913925298] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth </quote> Delicious. Good look tomorrow, last time I got poisoned like that, the day after I had to spend 90% of the day in bed, because the bile had ripped my insides up so badly that my own heartbeat was hurting me.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 1:47:45 AM #10:	I was able to sleep for about an hour. Now I've been alternating between shit and puke. Like bent over puking then finish up ready to go back to bed then suddenly more fucking diarrhea. Smell then triggers me vomiting again. This is hell. I literally haven't eaten a damn thing since like 11:30am WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ALL COMING FROM --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913925895] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I was able to sleep for about an hour. Now I've been alternating between shit and puke. Like bent over puking then finish up ready to go back to bed then suddenly more fucking diarrhea. Smell then triggers me vomiting again. This is hell. I literally haven't eaten a damn thing since like 11:30am WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ALL COMING FROM</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
apocalyptic_4 12/11/18 1:59:33 AM #11:	I got food poisoning last week from Wendy's it was my 1st time ever getting food poisoning. The 1st night was hell I was throwing up all night. I didn't eat food for 3 days and I worked a 16 hour shift a day after that. --- PSN: Adrian396 XBL: Prime Legacy Nintendo ID: Apocalypse <cite>apocalyptic_4 posted [p:913926232] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I got food poisoning last week from Wendy's it was my 1st time ever getting food poisoning. The 1st night was hell I was throwing up all night. I didn't eat food for 3 days and I worked a 16 hour shift a day after that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 12/11/18 2:01:33 AM #12:	littlebro07 posted... This is hell. I literally haven't eaten a damn thing since like 11:30am WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ALL COMING FROM Your digestive tract is about 30 feet long. You're clearing out ALL OF IT. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif https://imgur.com/6ezFwG1 <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:913926290] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>This is hell. I literally haven't eaten a damn thing since like 11:30am WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ALL COMING FROM</quote> Your digestive tract is about 30 feet long. You're clearing out ALL OF IT.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 2:06:04 AM #13:	DrizztLink posted... littlebro07 posted... This is hell. I literally haven't eaten a damn thing since like 11:30am WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ALL COMING FROM Your digestive tract is about 30 feet long. You're clearing out ALL OF IT. God damn it I'm probably only like 14 feet in I do feel a lot better after that last session though. Sipping some Gatorade now --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913926413] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>This is hell. I literally haven't eaten a damn thing since like 11:30am WHERE THE FUCK IS IT ALL COMING FROM</quote> Your digestive tract is about 30 feet long. You're clearing out ALL OF IT.</quote> God damn it I'm probably only like 14 feet in I do feel a lot better after that last session though. Sipping some Gatorade now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 12:22:19 PM #14:	I just sneezed which made me shit myself. This is humiliating. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913944578] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I just sneezed which made me shit myself. This is humiliating.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Awesome 12/11/18 12:24:07 PM #15:	i had food poisoning once after eating undercooked chicken at a crap japanese place, it tasted like fish in a way and the sauce masked it. i was crapping gatorade for days. --- https://imgur.com/gWCYPlD https://imgur.com/J9kjYjA https://imgur.com/Ls3OgWR <cite>Awesome posted [p:913944681] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>i had food poisoning once after eating undercooked chicken at a crap japanese place, it tasted like fish in a way and the sauce masked it. i was crapping gatorade for days.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
powerman1426 12/11/18 12:26:18 PM #16:	Damn, sorry to hear. Hopefully you start feeling better soon. Stay hydrated --- Troll free https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1439-the-help-desk https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/1309-tradesmen-and-diyers https://imgur.com/Zz8E0P3 <cite>powerman1426 posted [p:913944814] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>Damn, sorry to hear. Hopefully you start feeling better soon. Stay hydrated</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/11/18 12:27:16 PM #17:	Fucking hell --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhM1-4i9SkA <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:913944864] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>Fucking hell</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matty_s 12/11/18 12:27:21 PM #18:	That happened to me the last time I ate McDonalds. I had a bucket beside my bed to puke in it and when I puked as hard as I did, I shit the bed. I just pushed too damn hard --- Hairy-man <cite>matty_s posted [p:913944867] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>That happened to me the last time I ate McDonalds. I had a bucket beside my bed to puke in it and when I puked as hard as I did, I shit the bed. I just pushed too damn hard</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 12/11/18 12:30:52 PM #19:	One time I got food poisoning and I had the runs, and while I'm sitting on the toilet the puke struck so I got up spun around to puke in the toilet but I wasn't done pooping so I basically crapped all over the floor and stuck my head in a shitty toilet. --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:913945064] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>One time I got food poisoning and I had the runs, and while I'm sitting on the toilet the puke struck so I got up spun around to puke in the toilet but I wasn't done pooping so I basically crapped all over the floor and stuck my head in a shitty toilet.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Paragon21XX 12/11/18 12:30:57 PM #20:	littlebro07 posted... solosnake posted... cant be that bad if you are posting on ce lol I'm now sitting on the toilet with a bucket by my feet That's the only correct position for food poisoning and any other infection that potentially results in an OBE condition. --- Hmm... <cite>Paragon21XX posted [p:913945070] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>solosnake posted...</cite> <quote> cant be that bad if you are posting on ce lol</quote> I'm now sitting on the toilet with a bucket by my feet</quote> That's the only correct position for food poisoning and any other infection that potentially results in an OBE condition.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
matty_s 12/11/18 12:32:06 PM #21:	NES4EVER posted... One time I got food poisoning and I had the runs, and while I'm sitting on the toilet the puke struck so I got up spun around to puke in the toilet but I wasn't done pooping so I basically crapped all over the floor and stuck my head in a shitty toilet. I am sorry for laughing --- Hairy-man <cite>matty_s posted [p:913945121] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>One time I got food poisoning and I had the runs, and while I'm sitting on the toilet the puke struck so I got up spun around to puke in the toilet but I wasn't done pooping so I basically crapped all over the floor and stuck my head in a shitty toilet.</quote> I am sorry for laughing</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sariana21 12/11/18 12:33:38 PM #22:	Glad you mentioned Gatorade. Stay hydrated. --- ___ Sari, Mom to DS (07/04) and DD (01/08) <cite>Sariana21 posted [p:913945205] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>Glad you mentioned Gatorade. Stay hydrated.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Egamer117 12/11/18 12:34:05 PM #23:	I've only ever had food poising twice, and both times it was from Panda, that's why I'll only go to the superior Pei Wei from now on. And people will tell you to avoid sushi because its raw and will cause food poising... I eat sushi like twice a month and have never gotten ill. --- Fruits are super high in sugar and they are bad for you. - Veggeta X <cite>Egamer117 posted [p:913945226] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I've only ever had food poising twice, and both times it was from Panda, that's why I'll only go to the superior Pei Wei from now on. And people will tell you to avoid sushi because its raw and will cause food poising... I eat sushi like twice a month and have never gotten ill.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PhazonReborn 12/11/18 12:34:09 PM #24:	RIP Man Pants Shit Projectile Shit --- The Phazon you know and trust since 2004 <cite>PhazonReborn posted [p:913945229] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>RIP Man Pants Shit Projectile Shit</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/11/18 12:39:56 PM #25:	PhazonReborn posted... RIP Man Pants Shit Projectile Shit lol --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhM1-4i9SkA <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:913945576] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>PhazonReborn posted...</cite> <quote>RIP Man Pants Shit Projectile Shit</quote> lol</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 12/11/18 12:41:45 PM #26:	I had it once from La Rosa's. My girl and I both got it. Be happy that it should go away in a day, day n a half. Yeah, it sucks hard dicks but honestly I'll take that over a lasting cold with runny nose. --- It's okay to be white. <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:913945673] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I had it once from La Rosa's. My girl and I both got it. Be happy that it should go away in a day, day n a half. Yeah, it sucks hard dicks but honestly I'll take that over a lasting cold with runny nose.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vyrulisse 12/11/18 12:42:41 PM #27:	I usually just get the shakes and become unable to move for a day with food poisoning... I never get the... unfortunate effects in this topic --- https://imgur.com/6VeX04D https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhM1-4i9SkA <cite>Vyrulisse posted [p:913945733] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I usually just get the shakes and become unable to move for a day with food poisoning... I never get the... unfortunate effects in this topic</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 1:18:10 PM #28:	NES4EVER posted... One time I got food poisoning and I had the runs, and while I'm sitting on the toilet the puke struck so I got up spun around to puke in the toilet but I wasn't done pooping so I basically crapped all over the floor and stuck my head in a shitty toilet. Good god --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913947681] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote>One time I got food poisoning and I had the runs, and while I'm sitting on the toilet the puke struck so I got up spun around to puke in the toilet but I wasn't done pooping so I basically crapped all over the floor and stuck my head in a shitty toilet.</quote> Good god</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Muffinz0rz 12/11/18 1:23:44 PM #29:	I had it from buffalo wild wings last year. Not much you can do but just get it all out and keep slamming water/gatorade --- Not removing this until Pat Benatar is in Super Smash Bros. (Started 8/31/2010) 2018 NFLB Autumnsim (7-7): https://imgur.com/IIn0BRl <cite>Muffinz0rz posted [p:913947981] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I had it from buffalo wild wings last year. Not much you can do but just get it all out and keep slamming water/gatorade</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Megaman50100 12/11/18 1:23:49 PM #30:	Food poisoning was the only time in memory that I have lost weight, I'm thin to begin with, so that sucked. --- move all remaining groundhog mercenaries to the front lines. Have sheep troopers squadrons A and B flank the cows. They're using DC-17 hoof blasters. <cite>Megaman50100 posted [p:913947986] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>Food poisoning was the only time in memory that I have lost weight, I'm thin to begin with, so that sucked.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 12/11/18 1:25:32 PM #31:	littlebro07 posted... I just shit my pants with projectile diarrhea while bent over a toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth Ewwww --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:913948069] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>I just shit my pants with projectile diarrhea while bent over a toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth</quote> Ewwww</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Zikten 12/11/18 1:29:44 PM #32:	I got food posioning right before boarding a cross Atlantic flight. Luckily I only had vomiting. Puked my way across the sea and I still felt sick when I made it to Stone hendge which sucked. Ruined a moment I had always wanted to experience <cite>Zikten posted [p:913948314] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I got food posioning right before boarding a cross Atlantic flight. Luckily I only had vomiting. Puked my way across the sea and I still felt sick when I made it to Stone hendge which sucked. Ruined a moment I had always wanted to experience</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 12/11/18 1:31:45 PM #33:	This topic makes me never want to eat again. Im pretty sure Ive trained my body not to throw up, and this sounds like hell. --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:913948412] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>This topic makes me never want to eat again. Im pretty sure Ive trained my body not to throw up, and this sounds like hell.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Old NoiseTank 12/11/18 1:31:48 PM #34:	stay hydrated my dude. --- Grim Reaper: "Your time has come" Xsquader: "sir whats your badge number?" <cite>Old NoiseTank posted [p:913948417] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>stay hydrated my dude.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
_Sarah 12/11/18 1:31:57 PM #35:	Ive never once had food poisoning in my life. <cite>_Sarah posted [p:913948429] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>Ive never once had food poisoning in my life.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 2:18:22 PM #36:	lww99 posted... This topic makes me never want to eat again. Im pretty sure Ive trained my body not to throw up, and this sounds like hell. It's terrible. I feel so weak. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913950975] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>lww99 posted...</cite> <quote>This topic makes me never want to eat again. Im pretty sure Ive trained my body not to throw up, and this sounds like hell.</quote> It's terrible. I feel so weak.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpShaft 12/11/18 2:22:15 PM #37:	Sajo posted... Speaking from experience, you'd be better served sitting in the shower crying. This. Had food poisoning a couple weeks ago. Shit my brains out, discovered I had to puke so I jumped off the toilet. Blasted shit onto the floor while puking. Gotta hit the showers --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>OpShaft posted [p:913951204] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>Sajo posted...</cite> <quote>Speaking from experience, you'd be better served sitting in the shower crying.</quote> This. Had food poisoning a couple weeks ago. Shit my brains out, discovered I had to puke so I jumped off the toilet. Blasted shit onto the floor while puking. Gotta hit the showers</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OpShaft 12/11/18 2:23:16 PM #38:	Also, surprised my new wife didnt leave me after cleaning that up --- Posted with GameRaven 3.5.1 <cite>OpShaft posted [p:913951262] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>Also, surprised my new wife didnt leave me after cleaning that up</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 2:30:05 PM #39:	lww99 posted... littlebro07 posted... I just shit my pants with projectile diarrhea while bent over a toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth Ewwww Yeah it was probably the lowest moment in my life tbh --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913951624] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>lww99 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>I just shit my pants with projectile diarrhea while bent over a toilet projectile vomiting into the bowl so hard that it bounced back in my fucking mouth</quote> Ewwww</quote> Yeah it was probably the lowest moment in my life tbh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 2:30:32 PM #40:	OpShaft posted... Also, surprised my new wife didnt leave me after cleaning that up That's how you know she's definitely in love with you --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913951651] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>OpShaft posted...</cite> <quote>Also, surprised my new wife didnt leave me after cleaning that up</quote> That's how you know she's definitely in love with you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 3:40:01 PM #41:	So my face is all red and blotchy and full of burst blood vessels from the violent vomiting. Any quick ways to get my face back to normal? Or am I gonna look like a diseased monster for the dance I'm going to on Friday --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913955525] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>So my face is all red and blotchy and full of burst blood vessels from the violent vomiting. Any quick ways to get my face back to normal? Or am I gonna look like a diseased monster for the dance I'm going to on Friday</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
EndOfDiscOne 12/11/18 3:44:31 PM #42:	How do you know if it's food poisoning or a stomach virus? I think I had a stomach virus last year. I assumed it was that because I don't know what I ate that could have caused it. I was miserable for about 24 hours, and a little weak for a couple of days after that. --- I am the Cheese! I am the best character on the show! I am better than both the salami and the bologna *COMBINED!* <cite>EndOfDiscOne posted [p:913955767] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>How do you know if it's food poisoning or a stomach virus? I think I had a stomach virus last year. I assumed it was that because I don't know what I ate that could have caused it. I was miserable for about 24 hours, and a little weak for a couple of days after that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 3:46:19 PM #43:	EndOfDiscOne posted... How do you know if it's food poisoning or a stomach virus? I think I had a stomach virus last year. I assumed it was that because I don't know what I ate that could have caused it. I was miserable for about 24 hours, and a little weak for a couple of days after that. I guess I haven't been officially diagnosed but I had it once seven years ago and it's pretty much exactly the same as then. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913955880] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>EndOfDiscOne posted...</cite> <quote>How do you know if it's food poisoning or a stomach virus? I think I had a stomach virus last year. I assumed it was that because I don't know what I ate that could have caused it. I was miserable for about 24 hours, and a little weak for a couple of days after that.</quote> I guess I haven't been officially diagnosed but I had it once seven years ago and it's pretty much exactly the same as then.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 12/11/18 3:47:11 PM #44:	I had dysentery once. It was no bueno --- \|)\|_ \|_\_/\|)\|_\|)\| - RE expert44 \|\\|__ \|__/\\| \|__\|\_\| This is RE expert44 (b^.^b)Have a nice day... <cite>Middle hope posted [p:913955932] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>I had dysentery once. It was no bueno</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
lww99 12/11/18 3:49:23 PM #45:	littlebro07 posted... So my face is all red and blotchy and full of burst blood vessels from the violent vomiting. Any quick ways to get my face back to normal? Or am I gonna look like a diseased monster for the dance I'm going to on Friday Im not sure if this will work on your face or not. But when I was a teen and getting hickies often(gross), I found a couple tricks that help. 1. Cold spoon directly to the area 2. Take a bottle cap(plastic), and use the bottom end to massage the area. You dont want to use so much force that youre causing new abrasions, just enough to break up the bruising --- http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h239/nhottbarbwire/owningroad_zps2333f502.gif <cite>lww99 posted [p:913956076] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>littlebro07 posted...</cite> <quote>So my face is all red and blotchy and full of burst blood vessels from the violent vomiting. Any quick ways to get my face back to normal? Or am I gonna look like a diseased monster for the dance I'm going to on Friday</quote> Im not sure if this will work on your face or not. But when I was a teen and getting hickies often(gross), I found a couple tricks that help. 1. Cold spoon directly to the area 2. Take a bottle cap(plastic), and use the bottom end to massage the area. You dont want to use so much force that youre causing new abrasions, just enough to break up the bruising</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Anarchy_Juiblex 12/11/18 4:11:31 PM #46:	Middle hope posted... I had dysentery once. It was no bueno Your oxen make it across the river? --- It's okay to be white. <cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted [p:913957316] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>Middle hope posted...</cite> <quote>I had dysentery once. It was no bueno</quote> Your oxen make it across the river?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MC_BatCommander 12/11/18 4:13:40 PM #47:	Had a bout with some minor food poisoning once... God damn the pain it feels like someone is squeezing your stomach. And then the constant shitting it's like, how the FUCK does anyone have this much god damn liquid shit in their system. It is the worst. --- The Legend is True! <cite>MC_BatCommander posted [p:913957427] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote>Had a bout with some minor food poisoning once... God damn the pain it feels like someone is squeezing your stomach. And then the constant shitting it's like, how the FUCK does anyone have this much god damn liquid shit in their system. It is the worst.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NES4EVER 12/11/18 4:24:59 PM #48:	MC_BatCommander posted... Had a bout with some minor food poisoning once... God damn the pain it feels like someone is squeezing your stomach. And then the constant shitting it's like, how the FUCK does anyone have this much god damn liquid shit in their system. It is the worst. Don't forget the gassy shits phase. "Please be a fart please be a fart please be a... OH GOD NO..." --- *nu-horsemen 4evar* [A GameFAQs Moderator was deleted by this message] <cite>NES4EVER posted [p:913958117] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote>Had a bout with some minor food poisoning once... God damn the pain it feels like someone is squeezing your stomach. And then the constant shitting it's like, how the FUCK does anyone have this much god damn liquid shit in their system. It is the worst.</quote> Don't forget the gassy shits phase. "Please be a fart please be a fart please be a... OH GOD NO..."</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07 12/11/18 4:31:03 PM #49:	NES4EVER posted... MC_BatCommander posted... Had a bout with some minor food poisoning once... God damn the pain it feels like someone is squeezing your stomach. And then the constant shitting it's like, how the FUCK does anyone have this much god damn liquid shit in their system. It is the worst. Don't forget the gassy shits phase. "Please be a fart please be a fart please be a... OH GOD NO..." Had two of those. Now every time I feel a fart coming I just hold it and rush to the bathroom just in case it's more than a fart. Spoiler alert: it has been more than a fart each time. --- https://i.imgtc.com/MGGa6Os.gif <cite>littlebro07 posted [p:913958468] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>NES4EVER posted...</cite> <quote><cite>MC_BatCommander posted...</cite> <quote>Had a bout with some minor food poisoning once... God damn the pain it feels like someone is squeezing your stomach. And then the constant shitting it's like, how the FUCK does anyone have this much god damn liquid shit in their system. It is the worst.</quote> Don't forget the gassy shits phase. "Please be a fart please be a fart please be a... OH GOD NO..."</quote> Had two of those. Now every time I feel a fart coming I just hold it and rush to the bathroom just in case it's more than a fart. Spoiler alert: it has been more than a fart each time.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Middle hope 12/11/18 5:15:57 PM #50:	Anarchy_Juiblex posted... Middle hope posted... I had dysentery once. It was no bueno Your oxen make it across the river? Sadly no. Never try to float the wagon. It fails every time --- \|)\|_ \|_\_/\|)\|_\|)\| - RE expert44 \|\\|__ \|__/\\| \|__\|\_\| This is RE expert44 (b^.^b)Have a nice day... <cite>Middle hope posted [p:913960918] in Holy shit ... [t:77290895]...</cite> <quote><cite>Anarchy_Juiblex posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Middle hope posted...</cite> <quote>I had dysentery once. It was no bueno</quote> Your oxen make it across the river?</quote> Sadly no. Never try to float the wagon. It fails every time</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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