Poll of the Day > Who is the craziest person you know irl?

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My co worker is legit crazy, hes deep into conspiracy theories and claims to have been in the air force and personally did chem trails, and he just left the military because he didn't feel comfortable flying jets because he's color blind.

Also he got beat up for drugs a few weeks ago, or got hit by a car after a dude beat him up or something, he told different stories to different people but he did have a messed up bruise and was in the hospital , either way shortly after that he claims he's a black belt and had trained in muay thai

Also he got the job from his holocaust denying gf that has worked here for a while
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I mean, I was in charge of serial killers. Rapists and child molesters...

Gf mother

Muscles posted...

and he just left the military because he didn't feel comfortable flying jets because he's color blind.

I doubt he would have been allowed to fly a jet in the first place with such insecurities. Those selection procedures tend to be insanely strict.
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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Muscles posted...

and he just left the military because he didn't feel comfortable flying jets because he's color blind.

I doubt he would have been allowed to fly a jet in the first place with such insecurities. Those selection procedures tend to be insanely strict.

So, it really depends on when he got in. Its weird. I know Onwas rested for perception, color blindness, etc... But one on my old supervisors was blind in one eye, and color blind in the eye that worked. And somehow got in. And he was like that before getting in. Its weird...
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Nichtcrawler X posted...

Muscles posted...

and he just left the military because he didn't feel comfortable flying jets because he's color blind.

I doubt he would have been allowed to fly a jet in the first place with such insecurities. Those selection procedures tend to be insanely strict.

Yeah, that's why I (and other coworkers) just looked at him weird and went uhh... yeah
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Myself.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Myself.

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Dads mom. Fuckin wacko.
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the dude who runs my ranch.

aside from being a doomsday prepping crazy isolationist nutjob who talks so fast google cant keep up with him, I have seen that mother fucker ride a steer like a surfboard, fall on his ass, get trampled and just act like oh nothing happened and go back to the truck to yell at his sons.

whatever. i dont really like the guy but he does good work and he is good to the big dumb beasts.
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An old roommate. He painted his hair black even though it was already a very dark brown color, to impress ladies I bet. Also, he is like one of the rare people I've met where I've genuinely thought they might be a sociopath because of how charming he acts while at the same time really seeing that he doesn't really think about other people's wellbeing.
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I know a premature baby who was born at 5 months old, he's a cool kid, ok?
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My mother sadly. As she's gotten older she's become more selfish, angry and manipulative. Fortunately she's not like that all of the time (I reckon she might have BPD, IED, or something similar), although when she gets emotional all hell breaks loose.
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EclairReturns posted...

wwinterj25 posted...

Myself.

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I make it a point NOT to meet new people most of the time, but I know a guy who legit thinks the earth is flat.
He laughs in the face of science and facts. Calls anyone who disagrees with him a shill or a sheep.

He claims satellites aren't real, they're just weather balloons, but in the same breath will talk about how he wants to put a satellite into orbit around the earth.
Pretty sure he's not trolling because he literally gets angry about it.

He also believes in just about any/every other conspiracy out there.
Like the california wildfires are actually caused by a targeted laser weapon, which he refers to as haarp, but also calls haarp a weather control device.

Basically he doesn't trust anything that doesn't come from youtube via the mouths of people that don't understand basic physics.
He's said he would be a doomsday prepper but Nibiru is scheduled crash into earth at any moment. Takes pictures of the sky and uploads them to facebook on a daily basis, always having something to say about chemtrails.
Doesn't understand how contrails are formed. Calls them smoke.
He's overall pretty dumb. Bad grammar and spelling. But insists he's the smartest guy he's ever known because he's so "woke".

Has nearly gotten violent over his stupid theories. Doesn't come up with many of his own arguments. Just points you to a youtube video that's 40-80 minutes long and expects people to sit through the whole thing. Also, he speaks like an absolute moron.
Often speaks down to people and in a way as if he's trying to educate them.

Overall terrible person to be around, but makes for lots of laughs after an encounter.
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Imagine, if the Earth has an actual apocalypse, these people will be the only people prepared and the only people to procreate.
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We gotta stop the apocalypse at all cost
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Some motherfucker in my mirror.
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Myself, or my mother sometimes when her blood sugar gets low.
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My wife tells me I'm crazy on a daily basis.
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My mother. She will do the most absurd things unless my father and I tell her that they're unsafe and dangerous.
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