Poll of the Day > have i ever told you the story of how i met my ex wife?

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LaggnFragnLarry
11/28/18 9:25:03 AM
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was at a strip club over a decade ago. africa by toto was playing when she came up to me. gave her $2 instead of $1 and then we banged in the champagne room. was a great love story
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Kyuubi4269
11/28/18 9:28:34 AM
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I didn't know you were in a wheelchair.
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SmokeMassTree
11/28/18 9:32:22 AM
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That's beautiful
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wwinterj25
11/28/18 9:56:34 AM
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Best love story ever, ok?
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Smiffwilm
11/28/18 1:53:00 PM
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Well at least she wasn't dead the entire time.
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McSame_as_Bush
11/28/18 4:24:50 PM
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How did you propose?
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Aculo
11/28/18 4:26:10 PM
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that's the most beautiful thing i will read today, ok?
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LaggnFragnLarry
11/28/18 5:30:53 PM
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McSame_as_Bush posted...
How did you propose?

we were banging this time after she had gotten pregnant and i was a little drunk so after finishing i purposed
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minervo
12/01/18 6:01:39 AM
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What's the story of how she became your ex wife?
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JOExHIGASHI
12/01/18 9:51:42 AM
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that's so beautiful I'm going to cry
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Mover_of_Zigs
12/01/18 10:37:46 AM
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My story will be great to tell the kids someday.
I was 19, on a dating site looking for a girlfriend and my future wife messaged me, but she lived too far away for my liking so it didn't go anywhere.
But I wasn't finding anyone worthwhile, so I decided "Fuck dating, I just need to get laid." So I just focused on finding a piece of ass and she messaged me again. This time, I figured it wasn't too far to drive just once, so we hooked up and ended up liking each other. Been together 18 years now.
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Firewood18
12/01/18 10:50:39 AM
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The first time I ever met my wife I found a piece of pot in her hair.
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