Poll of the Day > There are now more WITCHES than PRESBYTERIANS in the UNITED STATES!!!

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Full Throttle
11/21/18 12:35:32 AM
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Would you rather be a Witch/Sorcerer or a Presbyterian? - Results (4 votes)
Witch/Sorcerer
75% (3 votes)
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Presbyterian
25% (1 vote)
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The number of self-identified WITCHES or SORCERERS in the United States now outnumber PRESEBYTERIANS with 1.5 MILLION witches vs 1.4 Million Presebyterians!!

A survey by the Pew Research Centre found that 0.4% of Americans identify as Wicca or Pagan and experts believe the explosion of the witch population is due to millenial women's embracing of new age spirituality, mindfulness, meditation and yoga

Wicca, aka Witchcraft is a Pagan religion that emerged in the UK in the early 20th century. Based on "pre-Christian traditions" it was popularized by a retired British civil servant named Gerald Gardner.

They praise nature and nature's gods and goddesses and practice in parks, gardens or fields and achieve self awakening through dancing, singing, chanting and use herbs and incense but it has NO CONNECTIONS to SATANISM which is often confused with.

The 5 points represent the elements of nature, earth, fire and water and the spirit.

This means that more people exploring other faiths and customs outside of mainstream christianity as witches often has misogynistic connotations and used as a pejorative as modern day witches adopted a lifestyle as an expression of feminism.

The Hoodwitch, a witch influencer now has 329,000 followers on instagram

Would you rather be a Witch/Sorcerer or a Presbyterian?.

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xjayguyx
11/21/18 12:37:31 AM
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There are now also more smarter people on mars than the USA now.
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wwinterj25
11/21/18 12:45:00 AM
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I'd rather be a wizard.... oh wait.
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Zeus
11/21/18 1:10:56 AM
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Full Throttle posted...
A survey by the Pew Research Centre found that 0.4% of Americans identify as Wicca or Pagan and experts believe the explosion of the witch population is due to millenial women's embracing of new age spirituality, mindfulness, meditation and yoga


Oh, wicca, not the real shit. Guess I answered the poll wrong because they'e lame.
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Smiffwilm
11/21/18 9:02:29 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
I'd rather be a wizard.... oh wait.

Would you even say a grand one?
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OhhhJa
11/21/18 9:27:18 AM
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That first picture looks like an altar in a dungeon in skyrim. Where can I join that cult?
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minervo
11/21/18 10:20:42 AM
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Witches better beware I don't cast a curse on them :P Though Presbyterians seem pretty cool too.
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minervo
11/21/18 10:26:00 AM
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I heard all the witches got together and tried to cast a curse on the Don. Turns out their powers are still weak, and Trump is doing well. Huge fail on their part.
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BlazeAndBlade
11/21/18 11:00:59 AM
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sorcerers are better at least you don't have to study to learn spells
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VixYW
11/21/18 11:04:07 AM
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The legacy of Beatrice shall live forever.

All hail the golden infinite witch!
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JanwayDaahl
11/21/18 12:31:50 PM
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So witches are basically 30+ year old bored housewives with nothing better to do? Probably the same type of mind that buys into crap like essential oils and homeopathy.
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JOExHIGASHI
11/21/18 12:45:31 PM
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JanwayDaahl posted...
So witches are basically 30+ year old bored housewives with nothing better to do? Probably the same type of mind that buys into crap like essential oils and homeopathy.

It's because of Harry Potter.
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