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Urien 11/20/18 7:46:51 PM #1: |
I'm moving out soon. I want THE BEST home security stuff that an average joe like me can buy. I was thinking maybe putting a bear trap at the front door so that any unlucky person will step on it and get their leg crushed, but I feel like I need more than that.
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KiwiTerraRizing 11/20/18 7:47:04 PM #2: |
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eston 11/20/18 7:47:43 PM #3: |
Urien posted...
I was thinking maybe putting a bear trap at the front door so that any unlucky person will step on it and get their leg crushed This is actually incredibly illegal --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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yusiko 11/20/18 7:48:30 PM #4: |
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Be homeless --- yusketeer ... Copied to Clipboard!
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WizardPowers 11/20/18 7:49:18 PM #5: |
eston posted...
Urien posted...I was thinking maybe putting a bear trap at the front door so that any unlucky person will step on it and get their leg crushed Butt if the police come and try to arrest them they'll get caught in the trap. 200IQ idea, OP --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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littlebro07 11/20/18 7:50:07 PM #6: |
Go steal an ADT sign out of someone else's yard and put it in yours
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Benify 11/20/18 8:06:33 PM #7: |
Paper plates and forks
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Masamune_DS 11/20/18 8:07:29 PM #8: |
Get a dog.
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DarkTransient 11/20/18 8:08:48 PM #9: |
If only there were some kind of implement that could be pointed at an intruder, and upon your pressing of a switch, cause a small piece of metal to approach said intruder at a high velocity, likely decreasing their ability to cause you harm.
Too bad no such thing exists. --- https://imgtc.com/i/0mboxsZ.png <-- Tiamat is best babe, if you disagree you're objectively wrong. https://tinyurl.com/dtlamulana2 <-- La-Mulana 2 LP ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Kazi1212 11/20/18 8:09:37 PM #10: |
1. get a gun
2. get a turret system for when you're not home --- I don't know my gimmick "Does that sound reasonable to you?" ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Houston 11/20/18 8:10:44 PM #11: |
What will your living situation be like?
House or apartment? If apartment, which floor and how many floors are there? Nice area, decent area, or worse/bad area? Roommates? Tell me more about your situation. --- Time keeps on slippin', slippin', slippin' ... Copied to Clipboard!
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specialkid8 11/20/18 8:17:12 PM #12: |
1. Marathon every Home Alone movie.
2. Take notes. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SonicTH 11/20/18 8:20:00 PM #13: |
U dont have anything worth stealing so no worries
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KillerKhan420 11/20/18 8:21:59 PM #14: |
I don't think using a bear trap is illegal. Only if it was in a very public place.
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Axiom 11/20/18 8:25:27 PM #15: |
KillerKhan420 posted...
I don't think using a bear trap is illegal. Only if it was in a very public place. Booby trapping your home has always been illegal ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Cornmuffins 11/20/18 8:25:56 PM #16: |
No, its definitely illegal. I second home alone regardless.
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rikasa 11/20/18 8:27:01 PM #17: |
Home security system. IDK how you think you're going to set up your bear trap when you leave your house. You need sensors, a direct link to the security service center/police, and some surveillance cams.
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AlephZero 11/20/18 8:27:02 PM #18: |
if your home is invaded just call the cops
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008Zulu 11/20/18 8:29:26 PM #19: |
I have security screens on my windows. And a secret pit just inside my front door that drops unwary intruders in to a giant tank filled with ill-tempered mutated sea bass.
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s0nicfan 11/20/18 8:29:35 PM #20: |
Stay dead and only revive when you need summoning help with a boss battle.
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KiwiTerraRizing 11/20/18 8:44:46 PM #21: |
Axiom posted...
KillerKhan420 posted...I don't think using a bear trap is illegal. Only if it was in a very public place. Yep, man traps arent legal. --- Trucking Legend Don Schneider https://i.imgtc.com/0EE5xDd.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 11/20/18 9:01:11 PM #22: |
Invest in some high quality locks and doors. You can have a pro company reinforce your door frame and install a steel core door for a decent fee. It's worth it for the peace of mind.
In some areas you can also invest in steel bars for your doors and windows for extra protection. Check your local laws to see if you can. Window locks are an often over looked part of security. Make sure yours function properly and the windows are reinforced to stay closed using a bar or stick so they cant be pulled open. Cameras are also a new wave of home security tech that is getting more affordable. You can get an 8 camera set up for a few hundred bucks. It makes a good deterrent and if you do get broken into, it can really help in nailing the suspect. Even some cheapy fake cameras may be enough to scare off a would be intruder. Fencing is another good option to protect your garage. Have your back gate as high as your city allows and have a proper chain on it. And lock up any garage or shed well.motion lights can also help if people try to sneak into your yard. A big ass dog helps too. Home made door jams to keep your doors from being opened while you are inside. If your door is near a staircase or a sunken landing, 2 boards in a T shape can keep it from opening. Home security alarms are another popular choice both silent and loud. There are a host of companies to choose from with many options to fit your budget. You can also purchase do it your self alarms that when activated give off very loud beeps or siren noises and alert your phone. These can easily scare off an intruder. Proper warning and signage letting intruders know you are watching them and the house is under protection. You can buy high quality warning signs that point out the consequence of breaking and entering and criminal trespassing. Maybe change their mind before they commit the crime. Set up or join a neighborhood watch. This let's all members of the community look out for one another if something goes wrong. You can sign up for Nixle. It's a program that emails and text you about alerts in your area. Anything from missing kids, to fires and suspicious characters in the area. It's free and good to have. Facebook also has a neighborhood watch for new yorkrly every city to spread the word faster if something happens. Or you can invest in a gun. If someone does break in you can defend yourself. Many choose a shotgun, but overpenetration can be a serious issue in home defense. An AR15 believe it or not is very light on in home over penetration. Or just a classic 9mm with hollow points. I personally use a VP9. Any of these can work. All of them together and you are probably as good as s you can be. --- |)|_ |_\_/|)|_|)| - RE expert44 |\|__ |__/\| |__|\_| This is RE expert44 (b^.^b)Have a nice day... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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au_gold 11/20/18 9:01:40 PM #23: |
Watch Death Wish 3.
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Tmaster148 11/20/18 9:02:40 PM #24: |
yusiko posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...Be homeless This is the only correct answer. Can't have your home invaded if you have no home. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 11/20/18 9:03:29 PM #25: |
au_gold posted...
Watch Death Wish 3. 2 was better --- |)|_ |_\_/|)|_|)| - RE expert44 |\|__ |__/\| |__|\_| This is RE expert44 (b^.^b)Have a nice day... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Bruce_Somali 11/20/18 9:04:56 PM #26: |
rikasa posted...
Home security system. IDK how you think you're going to set up your bear trap when you leave your house. You need sensors, a direct link to the security service center/police, and some surveillance cams. I'd put the bear trap on a pendulum that swings down at face level, really get their attention --- Look at me. I'm the Dragon now. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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specialkid8 11/20/18 9:12:22 PM #27: |
Middle hope posted...
au_gold posted...Watch Death Wish 3. No ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Middle hope 11/20/18 9:21:29 PM #28: |
specialkid8 posted...
Middle hope posted...au_gold posted...Watch Death Wish 3. Yes --- |)|_ |_\_/|)|_|)| - RE expert44 |\|__ |__/\| |__|\_| This is RE expert44 (b^.^b)Have a nice day... ... Copied to Clipboard!
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RiKuToTheMiGhtY 11/20/18 9:26:47 PM #29: |
Put a biohazard sign in front of your house.
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SH_expert44 11/21/18 12:52:13 AM #30: |
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
Put a biohazard sign in front of your house. Could work. --- It's thinking... REmake 2 giveaway > http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/1074-resident-evil-past-present-and-future ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Darkrobotisback 11/21/18 12:53:57 AM #31: |
Tmaster148 posted...
yusiko posted...KiwiTerraRizing posted...Be homeless Unless another homeless person invades the park bench you were sleeping on before --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Tyranthraxus 11/21/18 1:01:14 AM #32: |
Put a sign outside the door that says "Condemned: Biohazard Area. HEV Suit required."
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