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glitteringfairy
11/17/18 12:32:02 AM
#51:


Your dad is ready to fuck
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 12:39:29 AM
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EpicKingdom_ posted...
Tell him you will share. @TeaMilk
ok im honestly gonna say that to him

EpicKingdom_ posted...
@TeaMilk

NUKOF8V6qr6vBTKUMb
why did you tag me in my OWN topic

slimfizzle2 posted...
TeaMilk posted...
They're both decently attractive white ladies cuz my dad swore off Asians after my mom ruined his fantasies, hes a great guy

O_o is your mom Asian
well yeah lol i thought that was implied

HowardStern69 posted...
you should do anal on his bed and get shit all over it
well... ive never done anal but i dont think thats how it's supposed to go

bknight posted...
He probably just doesn't want you to bring over girls and fuck, if the girl lives there, she's game.
my bf isn't a girl i THINK
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HowardStern69
11/17/18 10:05:23 AM
#53:



HowardStern69 posted...
you should do anal on his bed and get shit all over it
well... ive never done anal but i dont think thats how it's supposed to go


Well do it so you can learn how it's supposed to go!
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SSJGrimReaper
11/17/18 10:07:32 AM
#54:


TeaDad is probably laying some pipe rn
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vbty3
11/17/18 10:10:15 AM
#55:


Arent you into fat guys?
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teepan95
11/17/18 10:11:24 AM
#56:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
TeaDad is probably laying some pipe rn

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vocedelmorte
11/17/18 10:13:38 AM
#57:


vbty3 posted...
Arent you into fat guys?

Because its more difficult to hide a fat guy in your dads house?
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SaithSayer
11/17/18 10:18:06 AM
#58:


matty_s posted...
I wouldnt want my daughter fuckin in my house either
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Bruce_Somali
11/17/18 10:23:39 AM
#59:


FF_Redux posted...
...pics of dad


You're disgusting
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teepan95
11/17/18 10:51:58 AM
#60:


Bruce_Somali posted...
FF_Redux posted...
...pics of dad


You're disgusting

Nah, just gay and into older men
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HowardStern69
11/17/18 11:05:29 AM
#61:


Yeah I agree, let's see some pictures about that dad. Is he a good dad?
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Ryetoast
11/17/18 1:48:14 PM
#62:


Just give him money to see a movie and ;).
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slimfizzle2
11/17/18 1:50:54 PM
#63:


But can you fuck on his house?
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 4:17:01 PM
#64:


vbty3 posted...
Arent you into fat guys?
yes absolutely. Does that contradict anything in this thread?

HowardStern69 posted...
Yeah I agree, let's see some pictures about that dad. Is he a good dad?
There's a pic in post #37. He's pretty good overall I think. There's definitely worse dads, but he's done some shitty stuff so I don't respect him much anymore.

Ryetoast posted...
Just give him money to see a movie and ;).
hmm im worried he could tell though, we'd both have lost our virgin auras when he gets back

slimfizzle2 posted...
But can you fuck on his house?
maybe if we could get up there lol
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Ryetoast
11/17/18 4:18:15 PM
#65:


TeaMilk posted...
hmm im worried he could tell though, we'd both have lost our virgin auras when he gets back


Maybe suggest he and his lady take the air bnb for the weekend?
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hotcegaI
11/17/18 4:21:43 PM
#66:


TeaMilk posted...
only the cutest, sweetest kissless virgin gamer on this site

So... whom
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 4:39:05 PM
#67:


Seriously, you're a grown ass woman!

You can screw whomever you want, however many people at the same time, whenever you want, however you want, with whatever species you want!

If he doesn't want it under his roof, just find another roof to do it under.
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SSJGrimReaper
11/17/18 4:41:02 PM
#68:


whats TeaDad up to

probably another round of vigorous fucking
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 4:41:35 PM
#69:


Ryetoast posted...
TeaMilk posted...
hmm im worried he could tell though, we'd both have lost our virgin auras when he gets back


Maybe suggest he and his lady take the air bnb for the weekend?
lol it's just a bedroom in an old lady's house, I doubt he'd want to trade his whole house for that. Also he doesn't live with his gf.

hotcegaI posted...
TeaMilk posted...
only the cutest, sweetest kissless virgin gamer on this site

So... whom
don't pretend you don't know.
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Irregardless
11/17/18 4:42:40 PM
#70:


Fuck in the front yard
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Ryetoast
11/17/18 4:43:29 PM
#71:


Wait I thought you lived in the dorm?

TeaMilk posted...
lol it's just a bedroom in an old lady's house, I doubt he'd want to trade his whole house for that. Also he doesn't live with his gf.


Well maybe he's into gilfs *shrug*.
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 4:54:39 PM
#72:


KamenRiderBlade posted...
Seriously, you're a grown ass woman!

You can screw whomever you want, however many people at the same time, whenever you want, however you want, with whatever species you want!

If he doesn't want it under his roof, just find another roof to do it under.
thanks for your kind words of encouragement, but i think bestiality is still illegal no matter what i want

SSJGrimReaper posted...
whats TeaDad up to

probably another round of vigorous fucking
he's been fucking his whole life, and now he has the gall to try to ban me from fucking

Irregardless posted...
Fuck in the front yard
great idea, then i could let the neighbors join in

Ryetoast posted...
Wait I thought you lived in the dorm?
omg i don't remember telling you that actually, but yes i do during the school year. Its a 1 room thing I share with a roommate though, so I can't really bring him here
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Irregardless
11/17/18 4:55:43 PM
#73:


TeaMilk posted...
great idea, then i could let the neighbors join in

The more the merrier
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Ryetoast
11/17/18 4:59:17 PM
#74:


TeaMilk posted...
omg i don't remember telling you that actually, but yes i do during the school year. Its a 1 room thing I share with a roommate though, so I can't really bring him here


Just put a sock on your door!

And I just assumed..he's coming during winter break then?
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 5:09:15 PM
#75:


TeaMilk posted...
but i think bestiality is still illegal no matter what i want
If we can legalize Canabis & Gay Marriage, there isn't anything we can't legalize nation wide.
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hotcegaI
11/17/18 5:10:28 PM
#76:


TC gonna smash Hulk?
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 5:14:47 PM
#77:


Ryetoast posted...
And I just assumed..he's coming during winter break then?
yeah, in just under a month O_O;;

KamenRiderBlade posted...
TeaMilk posted...
but i think bestiality is still illegal no matter what i want
If we can legalize Canabis & Gay Marriage, there isn't anything we can't legalize nation wide.
holy shit don't compare gay marriage to bestiality lmao

hotcegaI posted...
TC gonna smash Hulk?
well i do like big boys
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Kitt
11/17/18 5:17:26 PM
#78:


TeaMilk posted...
im 23

TeaMilk posted...
He's like 60

Everybody that I meet that's the same age as me have parents that are way older than mine. My mom is 47.
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hotcegaI
11/17/18 5:18:14 PM
#79:


So TC is literally going to MEAT up (GEDDIT HAHAHAHAHA)?!
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hotcegaI
11/17/18 5:20:25 PM
#80:


TC are you the one that likes to draw?
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 5:27:13 PM
#81:


Kitt posted...
Everybody that I meet that's the same age as me have parents that are way older than mine. My mom is 47.
Yea my parents had me pretty late. I've got a brother who's 7 years my senior though.

hotcegaI posted...
TC are you the one that likes to draw?
yea i like to draw. whats it to you?
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hotcegaI
11/17/18 5:27:45 PM
#82:


TeaMilk posted...
yea i like to draw. whats it to you?

You gonna paint your new beau like one of your French girls?
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 5:35:20 PM
#83:


hotcegaI posted...
TeaMilk posted...
yea i like to draw. whats it to you?

You gonna paint your new beau like one of your French girls?
obviously
hFkVmma
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 5:35:59 PM
#84:


TeaMilk posted...
holy shit don't compare gay marriage to bestiality lmao
Y not?
It's another subject that is illegal without good reason.

We need to change the laws to help everybody who's been oppressed by unjust laws.

Doesn't matter how few people are affected by it, it's morally correct to repeal these so called "morality laws".
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hotcegaI
11/17/18 5:37:30 PM
#85:


Slap a bra on that
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vocedelmorte
11/17/18 5:40:39 PM
#86:


KamenRiderBlade posted...
TeaMilk posted...
holy shit don't compare gay marriage to bestiality lmao
Y not?
It's another subject that is illegal without good reason.

We need to change the laws to help everybody who's been oppressed by unjust laws.

Doesn't matter how few people are affected by it, it's morally correct to repeal these so called "morality laws".

Do you really need to ask why not?
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 5:47:31 PM
#87:


KamenRiderBlade posted...
TeaMilk posted...
holy shit don't compare gay marriage to bestiality lmao
Y not?
It's another subject that is illegal without good reason.

We need to change the laws to help everybody who's been oppressed by unjust laws.

Doesn't matter how few people are affected by it, it's morally correct to repeal these so called "morality laws".
5e594vo
are you for real? animals cant consent, have you fucked an animal, dude??

hotcegaI posted...
Slap a bra on that
i doubt he'd agree to it, he doesnt even wear underpants :/
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 5:47:41 PM
#88:


@vocedelmorte posted...
Do you really need to ask why not?
Aren't you Bi?

Imagine if somebody asked you why Bi-sexuality should be legalized?

There's no real reason in the modern progressive age for it to be illegal IMO.

Same with many other laws forbidding ____
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 5:48:10 PM
#89:


TeaMilk posted...
are you for real? animals cant consent, have you fucked an animal, dude??
No, but I have friends who have. Animals also aren't sentient beings the same way we humans are.
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vocedelmorte
11/17/18 5:50:13 PM
#90:


KamenRiderBlade posted...
@vocedelmorte posted...
Do you really need to ask why not?
Aren't you Bi?

Imagine if somebody asked you why Bi-sexuality should be legalized?

There's no real reason in the modern progressive age for it to be illegal IMO.

Same with many other laws forbidding ____

I can't believe i have to explain it to you.
1. Animals are different species, while homosexuals are both humans.
2. Animal cannot give consent to any sexual involvement, while human can.
And every time homophobes debate why gay marriage should be illegal, they always bring up animals. Like 'sure, why not let them marry dogs while we at it'. So don't try to sound like you're so open minded about it, it looks exactly opposite
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DocileOrangeCup
11/17/18 5:50:20 PM
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TeaMilk
11/17/18 5:51:11 PM
#92:


i cant believe this is happening in my good christian topic
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 5:51:14 PM
#93:


vocedelmorte posted...
2. Animal cannot give consent to any sexual involvemebt, while human can.
Animals also just screw around because they can and will for the sake of procreation or fun.
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 5:51:54 PM
#94:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
Can I have their number
How freaky and extreme can you handle?
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KamenRiderBlade
11/17/18 5:53:20 PM
#95:


TeaMilk posted...
i cant believe this is happening in my good christian topic
Since when were you a "Good Christian girl" who followed all those boring Puritanic rules?

I thought you were open, sexually liberal, and very progressive to all kinds of crazy sexual acts, deeds, & life styles?
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DocileOrangeCup
11/17/18 5:55:15 PM
#96:


KamenRiderBlade posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Can I have their number
How freaky and extreme can you handle?

@HashtagTartarus

KamenRiderBlade posted...
Since when were you a "Good Christian girl" who followed all those boring Puritanic rules?

I thought you were open, sexually liberal, and very progressive to all kinds of crazy sexual acts, deeds, & life styles?

Oh she is, she keeps trying to get me to do this thing called an Alabama hot pocket
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hotcegaI
11/17/18 5:55:18 PM
#97:


Also that's a good picture.
Disgustingly perverse
But good

pls stop drawing me
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/17/18 6:14:27 PM
#98:


DocileOrangeCup posted...
KamenRiderBlade posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
Can I have their number
How freaky and extreme can you handle?

HashtagTartarus

KamenRiderBlade posted...
Since when were you a "Good Christian girl" who followed all those boring Puritanic rules?

I thought you were open, sexually liberal, and very progressive to all kinds of crazy sexual acts, deeds, & life styles?

Oh she is, she keeps trying to get me to do this thing called an Alabama hot pocket


Have you done blumpkins yet?
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DocileOrangeCup
11/17/18 6:19:17 PM
#99:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Have you done blumpkins yet?

NO OMG I TRIED TALKING HER INTO IT BUT NOOOOO
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DragonGirlYuki
11/17/18 6:21:11 PM
#100:


Nice.
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