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TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:18:55 PM
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Mr_Karate_II
11/16/18 4:19:20 PM
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His house, his rules.
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slimfizzle2
11/16/18 4:19:40 PM
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Does your dad fuck in his house?
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0AbsoluteZero0
11/16/18 4:20:03 PM
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Thats ridiculous! Parents these days, I swear
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TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:20:35 PM
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slimfizzle2 posted...
Does your dad fuck in his house?
im not sure... he moved there after getting separated from my mom, but he's had 2 girlfriends. He's like 60 though
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Veggeta X
11/16/18 4:21:05 PM
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TC we could get a telly if you want
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hollow_shrine
11/16/18 4:24:00 PM
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What if you offer to have sex with him? Does that change things? You've gotta explore every option.
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TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:24:21 PM
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Veggeta X posted...
TC we could get a telly if you want
thanks, ill need a television to play PS4
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TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:25:08 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
What if you offer to have sex with him? Does that change things? You've gotta explore every option.
in all serious i am completely repulsed by this
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Veggeta X
11/16/18 4:25:16 PM
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Aight bro just let me know you ready
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hotcegaI
11/16/18 4:25:17 PM
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Can you still hold hands
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Laserion
11/16/18 4:25:27 PM
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Pay a damn motel room, dude.
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Veggeta X
11/16/18 4:25:31 PM
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BTW telly is slang for a hotel LMAO.
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SSJ2GrimReaper
11/16/18 4:26:58 PM
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TeaDad said "Ain't nobody laying pipe in this house but me lol"
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kingdrake2
11/16/18 4:27:09 PM
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Laserion posted...
Pay a damn motel room, dude.


or move out and get his own place. he can have any goddamn rule he wants.
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TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:28:04 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
Can you still hold hands
i hope so :(

Laserion posted...
Pay a damn motel room, dude.
i did actually, but now my dad is saying we should stay at his house instead for my "safety". I can still get a refund on the airbnb I guess

Veggeta X posted...
BTW telly is slang for a hotel LMAO.
OHH
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Mr_Karate_II
11/16/18 4:31:01 PM
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Why not get your own place?
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matty_s
11/16/18 4:31:26 PM
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I wouldnt want my daughter fuckin in my house either
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matty_s
11/16/18 4:31:38 PM
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Sorry cornman
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TeaMilk
11/16/18 4:33:01 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
Why not get your own place?
well like I said I had paid for an airbnb, but now he's trying to get me to stay at his place instead. If you mean long-term, I'm hoping to sometime next year, after I finish my degree and find full-time work
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kingdrake2
11/16/18 4:34:12 PM
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yep i'll have to give it a pass. if you can get through this you'll be fine you have that right mentality to get out of there as soon as possible.
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hotcegaI
11/16/18 4:35:15 PM
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Who you hoping to bump uglies with
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slimfizzle2
11/16/18 4:35:38 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
slimfizzle2 posted...
Does your dad fuck in his house?
im not sure... he moved there after getting separated from my mom, but he's had 2 girlfriends. He's like 60 though

Damn TeaDad has got it going on. How fuckable would you say his girlfriends are
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boxington
11/16/18 4:35:53 PM
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have you told your dad to "be cool"?

I find it was works wonders
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QwelzaarKane
11/16/18 4:36:27 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
His house, his rules.

This, as shitty as it might be.
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FF_Redux
11/16/18 4:37:21 PM
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vocedelmorte
11/16/18 4:38:06 PM
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Thats when you know that you should move out.
Or just ignore your dad and still fuck in his house thats what i did, before i moved out
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vocedelmorte
11/16/18 4:41:04 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
...pics of dad

Of course youd say that
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Lordgold666
11/16/18 4:41:56 PM
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Mr_Karate_II posted...
His house, his rules.

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RiderofHogs
11/16/18 4:41:57 PM
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TeaMilk posted...
well like I said I had paid for an airbnb, but now he's trying to get me to stay at his place instead.

Tell him only if you can take the train to Pound Town with your man.
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slimfizzle2
11/16/18 4:42:25 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
FF_Redux posted...
...pics of dad

Of course youd say that

Of course youd post that in a quote
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AlephZero
11/16/18 4:42:33 PM
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my name is buck and i'm here to watch a movie with you and hold hands because my dad is home
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CapnMuffin
11/16/18 4:42:46 PM
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He doesnt want bears in his house.
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P4wn4g3
11/16/18 4:45:15 PM
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Maybe he hates you
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ImTheMacheteGuy
11/16/18 4:49:17 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
What if you offer to have sex with him? Does that change things? You've gotta explore every option.


Is tc Ivanka Trump?
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TeaMilk
11/16/18 11:47:05 PM
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hotcegaI posted...
Who you hoping to bump uglies with
only the cutest, sweetest kissless virgin gamer on this site

slimfizzle2 posted...
Damn TeaDad has got it going on. How fuckable would you say his girlfriends are
I've only met his current gf once, but she's pretty good looking for an older woman. His first gf was a literal angel, so I can't rate her on the fuck scale. He was gonna marry her but then he called it off when she started developing health issues. They're both decently attractive white ladies cuz my dad swore off Asians after my mom ruined his fantasies, hes a great guy

boxington posted...
have you told your dad to "be cool"?

I find it was works wonders
hmm i'll try it next time i talk to him, thanks

FF_Redux posted...
...pics of dad
well i dont wanna post pics without his permission but here's my artistic rendition
47ZGqeD
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TeaMilk
11/16/18 11:49:28 PM
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vocedelmorte posted...
Thats when you know that you should move out.
Or just ignore your dad and still fuck in his house thats what i did, before i moved out
oh i definitely wanna as soon as im financially able. I usually stay with my mom anyway

Conflict posted...
TC what's your birthday
Uhh its at the end of May, why?

RiderofHogs posted...
TeaMilk posted...
well like I said I had paid for an airbnb, but now he's trying to get me to stay at his place instead.

Tell him only if you can take the train to Pound Town with your man.
he'll never agree to it he has the key to Pound City and im not allowed in

P4wn4g3 posted...
Maybe he hates you
yeah. well i know he's disappointed in me at least. tbh he should be happy or something i'm at least dating a guy this time
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EpicKingdom_
11/16/18 11:50:52 PM
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Tell him you will share. @TeaMilk
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KillerKhan420
11/16/18 11:51:32 PM
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Either leave and get your own place or screw a ho when he's not home. Rules are made to be broken.
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DocileOrangeCup
11/16/18 11:52:11 PM
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LimboTraveller
11/16/18 11:52:40 PM
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SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
TeaDad said "Ain't nobody laying pipe in this house but me lol"
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EpicKingdom_
11/16/18 11:59:07 PM
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@TeaMilk

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slimfizzle2
11/17/18 12:13:48 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
They're both decently attractive white ladies cuz my dad swore off Asians after my mom ruined his fantasies, hes a great guy

O_o is your mom Asian
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Oldin
11/17/18 12:18:34 AM
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Veggeta X posted...
TC we could get a telly if you want

veggies is british?
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QwelzaarKane
11/17/18 12:22:58 AM
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Oldin posted...
Veggeta X posted...
TC we could get a telly if you want

veggies is british?


Telly is used in the States. Perhaps not widely but I've heard it before.
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FF_Redux
11/17/18 12:23:51 AM
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TeaMilk posted...
well i dont wanna post pics without his permission but here's my artistic rendition
47ZGqeD


lmao!
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Ruvan22
11/17/18 12:24:51 AM
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Oldin posted...
Veggeta X posted...
TC we could get a telly if you want

veggies is british?


Veggi is many things....
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HowardStern69
11/17/18 12:27:27 AM
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you should do anal on his bed and get shit all over it
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bknight
11/17/18 12:31:16 AM
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He probably just doesn't want you to bring over girls and fuck, if the girl lives there, she's game.
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