Poll of the Day > PSA: How to hide an erection

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Mead
11/06/18 5:02:51 PM
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Keep your boners a secret please

https://www.wikihow.com/Hide-an-Erection
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RCtheWSBC
11/06/18 5:04:45 PM
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Oh man this is so useful, thanks for sharing!
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_AdjI_
11/06/18 5:08:41 PM
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I'm disappointed by the lack of wikihow pictures to take out of context.
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RCtheWSBC
11/06/18 5:09:03 PM
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_AdjI_ posted...
I'm disappointed by the lack of wikihow pictures to take out of context.

r/disneyvacation
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shadowsword87
11/06/18 5:09:04 PM
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I love this:
Do not masturbate in public


Thanks wikihow!
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Mover_of_Zigs
11/06/18 5:21:54 PM
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I don't try to hide mine.
It's your own fault if you look.

Also, if you do look, your eyes are now absorbing light that touched it.
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Mead
11/06/18 5:23:14 PM
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do eyes absorb light
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_AdjI_
11/06/18 5:27:51 PM
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Mead posted...
do eyes absorb light


That's how they work. Photons get absorbed by proteins in the cells of the retina, causing their shape to change and triggering an action potential that the brain subsequently interprets.
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Mead
11/06/18 5:28:05 PM
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neat
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shadowsword87
11/06/18 5:32:27 PM
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I heard someone say that eyes shoot particles that then get absorbed.
Is that true
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Mead
11/06/18 5:35:16 PM
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I wanna who the first Superman writer was that was like

This guy is pretty much indestructible, hes super strong, he can fly, is super fast, can see through walls, Im gonna make he so he can shoot freaking heat lasers out of his eyes to level the playing field
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Mover_of_Zigs
11/06/18 5:39:04 PM
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I want to shoot I-beams.
Like, actual steel beams. From my eyes.
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shadowsword87
11/06/18 5:40:24 PM
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Mover_of_Zigs posted...
I want to shoot I-beams.
Like, actual steel beams. From my eyes.


https://swordscomic.com/media/CXXII.png
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Krazy_Kirby
11/06/18 7:47:46 PM
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dont wear sweatpants
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Yellow
11/06/18 8:00:12 PM
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MICHALECOLE
11/06/18 8:02:56 PM
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Yellow posted...
https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/0/0e/Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg/aid41082-v4-900px-Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg

This guy is exercising the fuck out of his erection. It doesn't stand a chance.

Holy shit I thought that bike seat was his dick omg
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Mead
11/06/18 8:10:44 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Yellow posted...
https://www.wikihow.com/images/thumb/0/0e/Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg/aid41082-v4-900px-Hide-an-Erection-Step-11-Version-2.jpg

This guy is exercising the fuck out of his erection. It doesn't stand a chance.

Holy shit I thought that bike seat was his dick omg


LOOK AT HIS MOUTH
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Smiffwilm
11/06/18 8:51:01 PM
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Does it matter since if I see anyone doing these things I just assume they have one anyway?
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Mead
11/06/18 8:52:18 PM
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Smiffwilm posted...
Does it matter since if I see anyone doing these things I just assume they have one anyway?


Wow you dont have to judge me for enjoying an ice cold beverage directly on my groin
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SkynyrdRocker
11/06/18 8:56:28 PM
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Avoid wearing soft silk underwear because they can rub against your penis and cause you to have an erection.
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SkynyrdRocker
11/06/18 8:58:54 PM
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Do not masturbate in public.
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rogerskg1979
11/06/18 9:10:51 PM
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rogerskg1979
11/06/18 9:15:41 PM
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_AdjI_ posted...
Mead posted...
do eyes absorb light


That's how they work. Photons get absorbed by proteins in the cells of the retina, causing their shape to change and triggering an action potential that the brain subsequently interprets.


Yeah, that's why your pupils get smaller or bigger in the presence of light. When it is bright outside, your pupils get smaller to prevent too much light getting into your eyes. When it is dark, your pupils get bigger to allow as much light as possible in.

That's why when you suddenly go from a very dark room to a very bright room, it can hurt your eyes temporarily because your pupils are big from being in the dark and then you go into a bright room and too much light is getting in your eyes. It takes a moment for your pupils to adjust and shrink.

Doctors also test your eyes by shining a light into your eyes. They are testing to see whether or not your pupils are properly changing size in the presence of light.
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rogerskg1979
11/06/18 9:21:43 PM
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Mead posted...
I wanna who the first Superman writer was that was like

This guy is pretty much indestructible, hes super strong, he can fly, is super fast, can see through walls, Im gonna make he so he can shoot freaking heat lasers out of his eyes to level the playing field


Jerry Siegel and Joe Shuster created Superman.

Actually in the original stories Superman wasn't nearly as powerful as he is today. He couldn't even fly in the original stories. He could just "leap tall buildings in a single bound." The original catchphrase was "faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to leap buildings in a single bound."

It was later writers that kept giving Superman more and more powers until he eventually became a deus ex machina. By the 1970s he could move entire planets, but in the original 1940s stories he was barely more powerful than a locomotive (i.e. a train).
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Far-Queue
11/06/18 9:24:31 PM
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I hide my erection in your mom
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DPsx7
11/06/18 9:26:58 PM
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Is this such a problem for you guys that you need a strategy guide?
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Mead
11/06/18 9:30:32 PM
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DPsx7 posted...
Is this such a problem for you guys that you need a strategy guide?


Yeah we have massive dongers
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Marcster1994
11/06/18 10:10:24 PM
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Here's an actual protip to get rid of it: clench your legs.
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TaKun782
11/07/18 9:09:35 AM
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Try being a cyclist. Whenever I wear my gear, that bulge always shows clearly especially in my white gear I wear whenever I compete. What's worse is that I get the most random semi hardness at the most unexpected times... : /
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Mead
11/07/18 9:14:43 AM
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TaKun782 posted...
Try being a cyclist. Whenever I wear my gear, that bulge always shows clearly especially in my white gear I wear whenever I compete. What's worse is that I get the most random semi hardness at the most unexpected times... : /


Ride with pride
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Zacek
11/07/18 9:25:41 AM
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I need this.
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TaKun782
11/07/18 9:25:58 AM
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Mead posted...
TaKun782 posted...
Try being a cyclist. Whenever I wear my gear, that bulge always shows clearly especially in my white gear I wear whenever I compete. What's worse is that I get the most random semi hardness at the most unexpected times... : /


Ride with pride


Oh, I do! And I don't mind showing it off either.. :p
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Dikitain
11/07/18 10:11:59 AM
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Cover your erections with a long shirt.


Did that all through middle/high school. Thankfully baggy shirts were in style back in the mid-late 90's.
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_AdjI_
11/07/18 10:15:54 AM
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Apparently the page does actually have a bunch of pictures and scriptsafe had just blocked them. It's like christmas but with fewer boners.
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shadowsword87
11/07/18 12:02:40 PM
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_AdjI_ posted...
It's like christmas but with fewer boners.


You have weird family gatherings.
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Mead
11/07/18 12:04:57 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
_AdjI_ posted...
It's like christmas but with fewer boners.


You have weird family gatherings.


Holidays can be hard for some
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shadowsword87
11/07/18 12:07:05 PM
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Damnit Mead.
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_AdjI_
11/07/18 12:08:05 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Damnit Mead.


It's not like he stiffed you on the opportunity to make further puns.
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xjayguyx
11/07/18 12:59:47 PM
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Impossible for me to hide it if it happened but I never get public boners.. I have zero issues getting girls so I'm not a perv creep that gets hard on's when I see a hot girl.
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The Popo
11/07/18 1:16:17 PM
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I hate how easy the youngins have it today, with informational material like this so readily available. When I was in junior high, Id just stand up at my desk and scream until it went away. And if there were any pencils or pens on my desk, Id throw them at the teachers desk, since those could be mistaken as erections.
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rogerskg1979
11/07/18 1:28:11 PM
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xjayguyx posted...
Impossible for me to hide it if it happened but I never get public boners.. I have zero issues getting girls so I'm not a perv creep that gets hard on's when I see a hot girl.


Typically those guys who brag about how easy it is for them to get girls are actually the guys who get the fewest (if any) girls...
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Dikitain
11/07/18 2:30:01 PM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
xjayguyx posted...
Impossible for me to hide it if it happened but I never get public boners.. I have zero issues getting girls so I'm not a perv creep that gets hard on's when I see a hot girl.


Typically those guys who brag about how easy it is for them to get girls are actually the guys who get the fewest (if any) girls...

I have him tagged as "Turbo Virgin" for a reason...
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wolfy42
11/07/18 2:43:05 PM
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Shrink rays work!! Cold water as well (I just got out of the pool!! Shrinkage ....shrinkage!!!).
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Mead
11/07/18 3:41:17 PM
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rogerskg1979 posted...
xjayguyx posted...
Impossible for me to hide it if it happened but I never get public boners.. I have zero issues getting girls so I'm not a perv creep that gets hard on's when I see a hot girl.


Typically those guys who brag about how easy it is for them to get girls are actually the guys who get the fewest (if any) girls...


Did you hear about how its impossible for him to hide it though
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TigerTycoon
11/07/18 3:44:50 PM
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Stick it in a vagina (or other available hole).
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streamofthesky
11/07/18 3:53:27 PM
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If society were truly equal, staring at a dude's erection in public would be seen as rude on the part of the onlooker as staring at a woman's breasts.
If the other person's uncomfortably looking at you, make that person feel like the jerk!

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GasMonkey
11/07/18 4:43:09 PM
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its a boner. nobody cares and you might meat a tank skank
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